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endless_scrolls) wrote2009-05-10 09:53 pm
endless_scrolls) wrote2009-05-10 09:53 pm
Log: TLD Cow, Pt 3
Title: TLD Cow, Pt 3
Type: Crack!RP log
Fandom: TLD!Naruto
Character(s): Tobi, Yakushi Kabuto, Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuuga Neji, Uzumaki Naruto, Tenten, Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba, Hidan, Uchiha Itachi
Warning(s): Lulz to the highest order.
Disclaimer: I own only the part that I played in this.
Note: Log made January 21, 2007. Continued from Part 2 [ HERE ]. One of the many reasons why I will always love the folks over at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
theselostdreams. I miss you guys so much right now~
Dedicated to:theselostdreams; <3 means forever baby~
CONTINUED
Tobi (9:50:51 PM): *gulps*
Tobi (9:51:12 PM): Y-yes *clears throat* I mean, yes Hidan-san?
Tenten (9:51:31 PM): -Takes out a kunai and spins it around on her finger- Is that ok?
Hidan (9:51:45 PM): Don't mess with me. -Bites in, fiercely - viciously, even. Nods at Tenten.-
Tobi (9:52:12 PM): YesHidan-san. *sits away from Hidan. Far away*
Tenten (9:53:03 PM): -Stills the kunai in her hand and quietly walks over, placing it next to a slab of meat on the table- Anything else?
Neji (9:53:22 PM): Tenten...you need to be LESS nice.
Hidan (9:53:44 PM): -Shakes head, slurping up the line of muscle. Muffles words around it.- Naw, s'all.
Tenten (9:53:53 PM): -Nonchalantly shrugs at Neji's comment-
Tenten (9:54:33 PM): -Grimaces when a little blood goes flying from his mouth, a few droplets landing on her cheek- ...Ew...
Hidan (9:55:00 PM): -Grins at her, teeth gross and bloody.-
Hidan (9:55:02 PM): [ ... XDDDD ]
Neji (9:55:06 PM): [LMAO]
Neji (9:55:16 PM): [THAT'S...OMG.]
Neji (9:55:23 PM): [I want to SEE that! XD[
Hidan (9:55:26 PM): [ rofl. ]
Hidan (9:55:32 PM): [ I think it's time for Hidan to leave soon. ]
Hidan (9:55:44 PM): [ He's overstaying his DISGUSTING welcome. ]
Itachi (9:56:07 PM): [SQUEAK. DRAW IT.]
Sasuke (9:56:21 PM): [ He was WELCOME? XD ]
Hidan (9:56:24 PM): [ NO. ]
Itachi (9:56:29 PM): [XD]
Tenten (9:56:07 PM): -Quirks a brow at him and then smirks impishly. Wipes at the blood on her cheek with her thumb and...licks it...slowly-
Hidan (9:56:36 PM): ... -Blinks - pausing in his chewing.- ...
Hidan (9:56:37 PM): ....
Hidan (9:56:52 PM): ... -Nose wrinkle. Goes back to chomping.- Scary bitch.
Tenten (9:57:08 PM): ...Back at ya.
Hidan (9:57:22 PM): -Swallows - licks off the blood coating his lips.-
Hidan (9:57:37 PM): -Fuuuuuuuuuuuull-ciiiiiiircle.-
Tobi (9:57:42 PM): Hidan-san, you do the same thing!
Tobi (9:57:46 PM): More than Tenten-san!
Neji (9:57:02 PM): [LMFAO]
Hidan (9:57:51 PM): [ ROFL. ]
Hidan (9:57:55 PM): [ Tobi. XD <3 ]
Neji (9:58:03 PM): [Hello Master of the obvious <<]
Neji (9:58:05 PM): [XD]
Tobi (9:58:18 PM): [Pointing out the obvious since chapter 318! *SALUTES*]
Kabuto (9:58:25 PM): (<333)
Kabuto (9:58:28 PM): (317 <3)
Tobi (9:58:34 PM): [17 my bad]
Hidan (9:58:01 PM): -Just LOOKS at him.-
Hidan (9:58:19 PM): You know what YOU do?
Tobi (9:58:25 PM): ... I talk too much?
Hidan (9:58:28 PM): That.
Tenten (9:58:28 PM): -Goes back to watching from the counter-
Hidan (9:58:29 PM): And.
Hidan (9:58:30 PM): You annoy me.
Hidan (9:58:31 PM): Shut up.
Hidan (10:00:04 PM): -Stands, moving over to take the cloak off the counter. Moves back to shovel the rest of his meal into it, tying it up real tight into a satchel-type. Slings it over a shoulder.- I'm leaving. -. . . Glances at Tobi, sizingly.-
Hidan (10:00:13 PM): ... You get your ass in trouble and I'm eating you.
Tenten (10:00:56 PM): >_>
Tenten (10:01:00 PM): ...Have a nice day.
Tobi (10:01:09 PM): Hidan-san! Wait! I'm coming with you!
Hidan (10:01:28 PM): -Drops the satchel in his arms.- Then carry this for me. Make yourself useful for once.
Tenten (10:01:44 PM): -Mostly to herself but loud enough for everyone to hear- Hm...the blood wasn't so bad...
Hinata (10:01:54 PM): *pokes her head out from behind the counter*
Tobi (10:02:00 PM): *scrambles to shoves some cookies into pockets before getting the bag of bloody... wet... squishy meat* I am useful!
Hinata (10:02:14 PM): [ I attempted getting food.. but found I'd no appetite. .__.;; ]
Neji (10:02:23 PM): [Blame Hidan]
Neji (10:02:27 PM): [It's the cool thing to do]
Tenten (10:02:29 PM): [-loves on Hinata- I'm sorry]
Hinata (10:02:38 PM): [ I blame Lee. D: Because he's not here to scare Hidan away.]
Tenten (10:02:45 PM): [Lmao]
Hinata (10:02:49 PM): [ And because Lee's too cute to seriously blame for anything.]
Hidan (10:02:48 PM): Bye, scary bitch. -GRIN.- -- Yeah, yeah, useful... retarded... completely unnecessary... -Leaves for the door.-
Tobi (10:02:49 PM): I can... I TOOK OUT THAT SANBI, YOU KNOW. *proud*
Tobi (10:03:04 PM): *runs out behind him*
(10:03:03 PM) Lee has entered the room.
(10:03:22 PM) Hidan has left the room.
Neji (10:03:23 PM): [LEE]
Neji (10:03:26 PM): [NO BITCH]
Neji (10:03:29 PM): [GET BACK HERE]
Naruto (10:03:29 PM): [ The end. :] ]
(10:03:30 PM) Lee has left the room.
Neji (10:03:31 PM): [WHERE IS LEE?!]
Tobi (10:03:36 PM): [Aaand i really need to go]
Naruto (10:03:39 PM): [ XD ]
Hinata (10:03:40 PM): [ ... he was there in spirit? ]
Sakura (10:03:50 PM): [...*Peeps out* - Ishegone?]
Naruto (10:03:57 PM): [ Sorry. I had to get out my gross for the week. ]
Itachi (10:03:58 PM): [As do I. It's late, and the bed calls.]
Tenten (10:03:58 PM): [Nigh Tobi-san <3]
Sakura (10:04:04 PM): [D: *Needs someone to hold onto*]
Sasuke (10:04:09 PM): [ I think Lee's power over Hidan has faded, since Hidan's in love with Tobi now. ]
Hinata (10:04:10 PM): [ ? <3]
Tenten (10:04:10 PM): [Night Itachi~ <3]
Naruto (10:04:11 PM): [ ... -Saves chat.- ]
Tobi (10:04:17 PM): [He is.]
Sakura (10:04:18 PM): [NIGHT TOBI. <3]
Hinata (10:04:21 PM): [ *clings to Sakura* ]
Tobi (10:04:22 PM): [We need some angsty Hidan]
Naruto (10:04:25 PM): [ LEE STILL HAS POWER. ]
Tobi (10:04:27 PM): [And some angsty Tobi]
Sasuke (10:04:32 PM): [ He didn't last time. :/ ]
Sakura (10:04:42 PM): [*Clings to Hinata. ...Snuggles*]
Tobi (10:04:50 PM): [OKAY time to go now good night guys I love you all <3]
(10:04:52 PM) Tobi has left the room.
Sakura (10:04:52 PM): [^^]
Naruto (10:04:53 PM): [ Well last time I was retarded. ]
Hinata (10:04:54 PM): [ <33 ]
Tenten (10:04:55 PM): [-patpat-]
Itachi (10:04:59 PM): [Goodnight, goodnight, and I'll see you in the morrow. Goodnight my love, parting in such sweet sorrow.]
Itachi (10:05:08 PM): [...Or something like that.]
Neji (10:05:16 PM): [Is that from the Sound of Music?]
Sasuke (10:05:25 PM): [ You're not leaving too are you? ]
Itachi (10:05:30 PM): [Romeo and Juliet, but who's counting.]
Itachi (10:05:34 PM): [Afraid so.]
Neji (10:05:38 PM): [Damn.]
Naruto (10:05:38 PM): [ D: ]
Naruto (10:05:43 PM): [ Oh, no. ]
Sasuke (10:05:46 PM): [ @__@ *Clings* ]
Naruto (10:05:50 PM): [ -DOES, TOO.- ]
Itachi (10:05:59 PM): [It's late. I'm surprised my mama hasn't yelled at me yet.]
Neji (10:06:02 PM): [Everyone is leaving D=]
Itachi (10:06:04 PM): [...]
Sakura (10:06:07 PM): [D: *clingstoItachi*}
Tenten (10:06:07 PM): [;_;]
Kabuto (10:06:12 PM): (clingsalso!)
Neji (10:06:16 PM): [*joins in*]
Tenten (10:06:20 PM): [-clings to everyone-]
Itachi (10:06:20 PM): [I can wait until someone yells at me.]
Hinata (10:06:27 PM): [ ...thatyoucan.]
Neji (10:06:45 PM): [=3]
Tenten (10:03:40 PM): -Throws the pike at him through the door- Watch who you're calling bitch!
Hinata (10:05:17 PM): ... @___@;; Tenten, everythings all bloody. *POINTS OUT THE OBVIOUS*
Tenten (10:05:39 PM): Uh...yeah...
Naruto (10:06:45 PM): -SWOOPS IN.- Why - why does everythin'smell like blood - ! WHO DIED? -POINTS AT THE MESS.-
Tenten (10:06:47 PM): -Pulls out a kunai and starts pounding it into the floorboards.-
Hinata (10:06:57 PM): o__o
Itachi (10:07:06 PM): ...Good timing, Naruto-kun.
Tenten (10:07:07 PM): Oh, no one. Just a cow that the VOID decided to give to Tobi
Hinata (10:07:08 PM): I--I believe it was an animal, Naruto-kun
Naruto (10:07:14 PM): An - WHAT?
Naruto (10:07:17 PM): Why?
Naruto (10:07:18 PM): What?
Naruto (10:07:19 PM): WHAT?
Naruto (10:07:22 PM): ;__; A COW?
Tenten (10:07:26 PM): Apparently Hidan wanted meat
Hinata (10:07:33 PM): ... *goes back to hiding behind the counter, hands over mouth*
Naruto (10:07:34 PM): WHO WOULD KILL A COW IN A BAR?
Tenten (10:07:35 PM): Beef to be exact
Neji (10:07:38 PM): Tobi.
Neji (10:07:39 PM): And Hidan.
Sakura (10:07:42 PM): ...*Has the urge to smack him, except there's no real REASON at the moment* >>
Naruto (10:07:48 PM): Akatsuki. -Growl.-
Tenten (10:07:49 PM): -Pulls up the floorboards covered in blood-
Naruto (10:07:54 PM): Killing cows in bars.
Hinata (10:07:55 PM): *thinks it smellllls so bad*
Naruto (10:08:03 PM): What's next? Killing CHICKEN in NURSERIES?
Itachi (10:08:09 PM): I resent that Naruto-kun.
Itachi (10:08:17 PM): I most certainly had no part of this.
Hinata (10:08:22 PM): *squeaks at that mental image!*
Naruto (10:08:25 PM): >_>
Tenten (10:08:27 PM): -calls over her shoulder- Hey Otouto? Could you do me a favor?
Naruto (10:08:32 PM): Yeah~? e__e
Itachi (10:08:46 PM): But then, you don't trust me any more, now do you? *miffed hmph*
Tenten (10:08:50 PM): Could you toss that table covered in blood out back with the trash?
Tenten (10:09:04 PM): -Pulls up more floorboards-
Naruto (10:10:00 PM): Yeah, sure. Ewgh. -Goes and hefts it up over a shoulder, passing by Itachi on his way to the back.- I haven't ever trusted you. ... Just ... >_> You're ... acceptable. -Disappears out back.-
Hinata (10:09:34 PM): [ *just imagined Sasuke walking in, seeing the floor covered in blood and just giving Itachi a Look* ]
Tenten (10:09:41 PM): [Lmao]
Tenten (10:09:49 PM): [Ironically me too :P]
Naruto (10:10:06 PM): [ ... XD Perfect time to, too. ]
Sasuke (10:10:07 PM): [ . . . ]
Hinata (10:10:13 PM): [Ohyeah. ]
Sasuke (10:10:24 PM): *Walks in. Looks at the blood. Spots his brother. Gives Itachi a Look.*
Hinata (10:10:40 PM): *totally saw that coming, lulz*
Naruto (10:10:28 PM): [ ROFL. ]
Tenten (10:10:32 PM): [xDDD]
Neji (10:10:33 PM): [LOL]
Itachi (10:10:41 PM): [Remember that whole yelling at me thing? Yeah, the time has come.]
Sakura (10:10:44 PM): [Sasuke-kun~ XD LOL.]
Neji (10:10:45 PM): [Yelling. There should be more anguished yelling]
Hinata (10:10:46 PM): [ <44 ]
Hinata (10:10:52 PM): [ ... pretend those are 3s]
Neji (10:10:52 PM): [Possibly a fetal position]
Itachi (10:10:53 PM): [And I have to go immediately. So. Goodnight.]
Naruto (10:10:56 PM): [ NO. ;_; ]
Sasuke (10:10:58 PM): [ *eeps* Nooo~ ]
Tenten (10:11:07 PM): [Night! ;_;]
Neji (10:11:12 PM): [Night!]
Itachi (10:11:20 PM): [Sorry. My dad needs the computer I'll see you all tomorrow.]
Naruto (10:11:22 PM): [ G'night, 'yatou <3333 ]
Naruto (10:11:26 PM): yarou^
Sasuke (10:11:26 PM): [ :x Bye <3 ]
Naruto (10:11:27 PM): [ ajdsfsaf ]
(10:11:35 PM) Itachi has left the room.
Sasuke (10:11:48 PM): [ *Sadness.* ]
Naruto (10:11:52 PM): [ -ANGST.- ]
Tenten (10:12:00 PM): [-comforts?-]
Neji (10:12:06 PM): [We'll pretend Itachi made a flashy escape]
Neji (10:12:22 PM): [Leaving Sasuke to believe he really did kill something]
Naruto (10:11:41 PM): -Random OHSHIT CRASHING sounds from the back.-
Tenten (10:11:45 PM): ...
Tenten (10:11:50 PM): Otouto?
Naruto (10:11:57 PM): ... EWWW it's on my FACE.
Sasuke (10:12:22 PM): . . . *Shakes head. Needs a drink.*
Naruto (10:12:35 PM): HELP. I'M STUCK.
Hinata (10:12:38 PM): ...are you alright, Naruto-kun?
Tenten (10:12:42 PM): -Pulls up more floorboards - ow, splinter-
Hinata (10:12:42 PM): --o_o *goes to help!*
Hinata (10:12:52 PM): *wouldnt mind getting fresh air, on top of that*
Hinata (10:12:59 PM): ... Naruto-kun, how did you get upside down?
Neji (10:13:02 PM): Just standing there awestruck...
Naruto (10:13:19 PM): -...hangs there, swaying.- ... I don't know, Hinata. I just don't know.
Tenten (10:13:24 PM): Neji could you prop the door open so we can get some air in?
Hinata (10:13:48 PM): Um. *blinks up at, trying to figure out what would be best to get him down*
Naruto (10:13:57 PM): Just ... cut the rope.
Hinata (10:14:08 PM): Are you sure? You wont fall?
Sakura (10:14:12 PM): *SIGHS. Gets up from her stool, and cracks her knuckles wearily* Tenten...I'm sure I could help with those~ :D
Naruto (10:14:19 PM): I will. But ... this is a VERY familiar situation. I can handle it.
Hinata (10:14:33 PM): *nods and plays chop chop with the rope*
Tenten (10:14:36 PM): ...Just the floorboards with blood on them >.>
Naruto (10:14:44 PM): -FLAILS, briefly - lands. On his knees. ow.-
Hinata (10:14:53 PM): *offers a hand?*
Tenten (10:14:55 PM): And...not too many little pieces. ^^;;
Hinata (10:15:01 PM): *small smile* Are you alright?
Naruto (10:15:08 PM): -Wipes it off on his jacket first and takes her hand.- Yeah. .___.
Neji (10:15:51 PM): *holds open the door*
Neji (10:15:53 PM): Anything else?
Hinata (10:15:54 PM): *helps him up* I promise I wont say anything to anyone. :-)
Neji (10:16:05 PM): Seriously...the new place offer is still on the table.
Naruto (10:16:41 PM): Thanks. -____- -Places a hand on her back and leads her back in, casually.-
Sakura (10:16:45 PM): :/ *Glances at Naruto, then just...walks past him, seeing Hinata offer a hand. Pulls up a bloody floorboard with ease~* Yep! *Shoulders it, walks outside. DUMP*
Tenten (10:16:50 PM): That's very sweet of you Neji. -gathers up the boards that she's dismantled out so far to take out back- But I like the bar just where it is.
Neji (10:16:58 PM): >>
Hinata (10:17:33 PM): *fidgets with a jacketsleeve as naruto leads her in*
Tenten (10:18:25 PM): And if you want to help some more Neji, you could help take the floorboards out back. :D
Neji (10:19:31 PM): *takes the floorboards and carries them off. Makes a mental note to burn Hidan to ashes if only just to see if his immortality extends that much*
Naruto (10:19:41 PM): -Steps away to settle down at the bar, near Sasuke.- Who kills COWS in BARS?
Tenten (10:21:06 PM): -Walks back in and takes a quick inventory of the damage- ...I'll need more wood for the floor. -turns to walk back out, calling over her shoulder- I'll be back in a few minutes
Sakura (10:23:11 PM): *Dusts hands off, and steps back in the bar. Spots the rest of her team! Takes a seat on the other side of Sasuke, and smiles~* Hey...Sasuke-kun.
Neji (10:24:58 PM): *comes back and sits at the back of the bar. Has no business with Team 7's (minus SAI) little reunion*
Kiba (10:25:24 PM): (OH IS THAT A HINT)
Naruto (10:25:25 PM): [ Aw. Team 7 is NSS. XD Team Kakashi is ... ]
Naruto (10:25:27 PM): [ ... NSS. ]
Naruto (10:25:28 PM): [ .. ]
Naruto (10:25:35 PM): [ ... Naruto Sasuke Sakura. Naruto -- YOU GET IT. ]
Kiba (10:25:48 PM): (SAI SAYS 'D:')
Naruto (10:25:57 PM): [ THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. THOUGH I <3 SAI. ]
Kiba (10:26:10 PM): (CONCUR'D)
Kiba (10:26:23 PM): (SAI SAYS 'D: *ANGSTS OVER BROTHER*')
Neji (10:26:23 PM): [It MIGHT have been a hint <<]
Neji (10:26:48 PM): [Should I say it again so we can know for sure?]
Tenten (10:27:18 PM): [He can come help me haul lumber back to the bar :D]
Hinata (10:27:24 PM): [ *WILL HELP* ]
Hinata (10:27:39 PM): *chases after Tenten. Has nothing better to do, since Kiba's probably dead of t3h smell*
Kiba (10:27:47 PM): x_x
Tenten (10:28:00 PM): -That's why the door is propped open >.>-
Neji (10:28:59 PM): *kicks at Kiba* Oi...wake up. It's not that bad you pansy.
Sasuke (10:28:38 PM): [ *Belated >_> at Naruto* ]
Sasuke (10:29:02 PM): [ STOP TRYING TO REPLACE ME ]
Sakura (10:29:10 PM): [YES.]
Naruto (10:29:26 PM): [ I'M NOT. I WAS - IN YOUR FAVOR - ]
Naruto (10:29:32 PM): [ YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG. ]
Sakura (10:29:37 PM): [*QUICKCLING ON SASUKES ARM*]
Sakura (10:29:40 PM): [*]
Sakura (10:29:44 PM): [>///>]
Naruto (10:29:56 PM): [ HEY. I WAS SAYING ... Team 7 is US and KAKASHI. ]
Naruto (10:30:05 PM): [ And ... Team Kakashi is Sakura, me, and Sai. ]
Naruto (10:30:09 PM): [ SO THEREFORE. I WIN. ]
Sakura (10:30:43 PM): [:/ *Frowns, glances at Sasuke*...Sasuke-kun?]
Kiba (10:29:13 PM): Ow! Hey, stop that, you wanker.
Neji (10:29:27 PM): Looook~ I'm wiping off the "nerky" from my forehead~
Kiba (10:29:34 PM): HEY.
Neji (10:29:46 PM): Okay you're up. Good. Bloody tosser...*walks off*
Kiba (10:30:04 PM): HEY. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK MY CLAN'S SECRET CODE
Tenten (10:30:47 PM): -Returns hauling wood for the floor; ah the sweet smell of freshly cut wood-
Neji (10:30:51 PM): Whatever Little miss doggie biscuit...
Tenten (10:33:31 PM): Coming through!
Tenten (10:33:40 PM): Watch your heads
Kiba (10:33:51 PM): ¬_¬
Sasuke (10:33:54 PM): [ IT'S THE SAME THING YOU IDIOT ]
Naruto (10:34:04 PM): [ IT -- oh ]
Naruto (10:34:05 PM): [ BUT ]
Naruto (10:34:06 PM): [ WAIT ]
Sasuke (10:34:08 PM): [ >_> ]
Naruto (10:34:12 PM): [ I WAS .. SAYING IT WITH THE BEST ... INTENTIONS ]
Naruto (10:34:15 PM): [ ... I MEAN ]
Naruto (10:34:20 PM): [ YOU KNOW. T~T ]
Sakura (10:34:24 PM): [...Naruto.]
Naruto (10:34:29 PM): [ No one could ever replace you... <3 ]
Naruto (10:34:44 PM): [ ... That'd be like replacing the sun with the moon and expecting people to just be okay with it. ]
Naruto (10:34:47 PM): [ ... -POETIC.- ]
Sasuke (10:34:52 PM): [ Except Sai, right. ]
Naruto (10:35:13 PM): [ No! Sai is Sai, you are you. ]
Neji (10:35:44 PM): [Sasuke kun, if Sai was able to replace you Naruto would not be going through hell and high water to try to get you back]
Naruto (10:35:53 PM): [ 'Xactly! ]
Neji (10:35:59 PM): [He would have said "Fuck it" and settled back in Konoha as best as he could with Akatsuki on his ass]
Naruto (10:36:16 PM): [ ... o_o ]
Naruto (10:36:18 PM): [ ... Yeah! ]
Neji (10:36:50 PM): [*goes back to cage angsting in the corner.*]
Sasuke (10:38:04 PM): [ Right. Except for what he was saying earlier. NSS. ]
Naruto (10:38:23 PM): [ BUT I MEANT NSS. ]
Hinata (10:38:23 PM): [ .. *hands the key to Neji* No emoing. ): ]
Neji (10:38:26 PM): [It's a coincidence]
Neji (10:38:36 PM): [I found it quite ironic myself]
Kiba (10:38:48 PM): (.. you know ...)
Kiba (10:38:57 PM): (.... I only just realised that that could stand for Sai too.)
Kiba (10:39:00 PM): (*facedesk*)
Hinata (10:39:04 PM): [ ...lmfao]
Kiba (10:39:06 PM): (I CAN'T BRAIN TO-DAY. I HAVE THE DUMB)
Naruto (10:39:08 PM): [ ... rofl. XD ]
Hinata (10:39:18 PM): [ Man, I need to sleep. ]
Tenten (10:39:26 PM): [-hugs- We still love you Squeak]
Kiba (10:39:30 PM): (<33)
Kiba (10:39:33 PM): (Sleep is for lamers 8D)
Hinata (10:39:46 PM): [not when youve got midterms. = 3= ]
Sasuke (10:39:49 PM): [ Then DON'TSAYITSTANDSFORSAI. >_> ]
Sakura (10:39:57 PM): [...NSS?]
Naruto (10:40:09 PM): [ WHAT? ]
Kiba (10:40:16 PM): (Of course my FIRST thought was NO SAFE SEX)
Naruto (10:40:18 PM): [ MAKE UP YOUR MIND. @________@ I - I DIDN'T - ]
Tenten (10:38:10 PM): -starts hammering the new floorboards in-
Hinata (10:40:32 PM): *gets lost on the road to life and disappears into the VOID*
Hinata (10:40:37 PM): *but with an asterisk
Kiba (10:40:42 PM): *follows!* D:
Hinata (10:40:56 PM): [Goodnight all!]
Naruto (10:41:02 PM): [ [ <3333333333 ]
Tenten (10:41:02 PM): [Sweet dreams~]
Sakura (10:41:05 PM): [...D:]
Kiba (10:41:11 PM): ( D: D: D: )
Tenten (10:41:15 PM): [<333]
Kiba (10:41:23 PM): (*ADORES*)
Hinata (10:42:06 PM): [ ...someone please send me the chat? I went to copy it and it all blobbed into a huge paragraph of ew. ]
Tenten (10:42:20 PM): [I will]
Sasuke (10:42:24 PM): [ You did. ]
Naruto (10:42:30 PM): [ Nuh-uh! ]
Sakura (10:42:45 PM): [..*Confused!* D:]
Tenten (10:42:49 PM): [Up until I leave anyways]
Hinata (10:42:51 PM): [ Thanks, Tenten <3]
Hinata (10:42:58 PM): [goodnightttt.]
(10:43:01 PM) Hinata has left the room.
Kiba (10:43:07 PM): (*hoooooowl*)
Sakura (10:43:31 PM): [*covers ears* >>]
Neji (10:43:37 PM): [*pets Kiba* I miss her too boy. =(]
Kiba (10:43:44 PM): ( D: )
Sakura (10:43:57 PM): [...ROFL. Images...DO NOT WANT.]
Kiba (10:44:09 PM): (?)
Neji (10:44:11 PM): [....? Eh?]
Sakura (10:44:20 PM): [Neji.]
Sakura (10:44:23 PM): [Petting...Kiba.]
Neji (10:44:33 PM): [<<]
Kiba (10:44:33 PM): ( ... D: She scorns our love, Neji.)
Neji (10:44:43 PM): [It's cuz she doesn't understand the purity of it]
Sakura (10:44:45 PM): [*giggling IRL*]
Kiba (10:44:47 PM): ( D: )
Sakura (10:44:56 PM): [...the PURITY.]
Neji (10:45:00 PM): [*pets. nods sagely*]
Sakura (10:45:12 PM): [...What purity?]
Kiba (10:45:14 PM): (Purity. *nodnod* *petted*)
Neji (10:45:25 PM): [You know...except for the part of the gay thing being sacrilege it's VERY pure]
Tenten (10:43:28 PM): -Hammers away at the new floorboards-
Naruto (10:45:16 PM): -Elbows 'Suke.-
Neji (10:45:52 PM): [You could never understand the love of a boy and his dog]
Kiba (10:46:02 PM): (.. *wag*)
Neji (10:46:22 PM): [*looks lovingly at the wagging*]
Sakura (10:46:39 PM): [>> lmfao. Sure.]
Kiba (10:46:41 PM): (Very very pure.)
Sakura (10:46:50 PM): [Oh God. OH GOD. I'm getting more bad images of a Holy Gay Bible.]
Sakura (10:46:56 PM): [sfdklhg NO.]
Neji (10:46:57 PM): [There is no lust here woman!]
Kiba (10:47:03 PM): (NONE. *wag*)
Sakura (10:47:16 PM): [I didn't think there was...!]
Neji (10:47:18 PM): [Only love. And cute. Lots and lots of cute.]
Kiba (10:47:26 PM): (*nod nod nod!*)
Sakura (10:47:44 PM): [...>> That's because Kiba's too...special to see otherwise.]
Kiba (10:47:52 PM): (.. Hey.)
Sakura (10:48:00 PM): [[<33]]
Kiba (10:48:06 PM): (>\)
Kiba (10:48:13 PM): ((<33)
Kiba (10:48:15 PM): )
Neji (10:48:35 PM): [Excuse me!? I would NEVER try anything with Kiba. It would ruin the purity]
Sakura (10:48:38 PM): [... :/ *Eyes them both warily*]
Tenten (10:48:41 PM): [>.>]
Sakura (10:48:46 PM): [Mmhm~]
Sakura (10:49:05 PM): [Though I'm fairly sure it's ALREADY been ruined.]
Neji (10:49:08 PM): [Would you light a rose bush on fire just because you thought there was a fire there?]
Kiba (10:49:17 PM): (Whereas I'm a horny bastard and I'd jump him first I got the chance~)
Tenten (10:49:22 PM): [Meh, who needs purity. -tugs Sakura into the closet-]
Neji (10:49:39 PM): [Wait....WHAT?! *looks horrified at Kiba*]
Kiba (10:49:47 PM): (*GRINS INNOCENTLY*)
Sakura (10:50:01 PM): [...:O! **Tugged! Into the dark abyss of THE CLOSET* Tenten - !]
Neji (10:50:07 PM): [You said the leg humping meant you had grown fond of me!]
Kiba (10:50:27 PM): (Well, that wasn't a LIE ...)
Tenten (10:50:33 PM): [-Kisses Sakura on the cheek- Just kidding~ <3]
Sakura (10:51:05 PM): [>///> Oh... *Blushes furiously*]
Neji (10:51:05 PM): [Well then explain please because I'm slightly baffled by this]
Tenten (10:51:18 PM): [^_~]
Sakura (10:51:27 PM): [xD <3]
Kiba (10:52:00 PM): (... do they, like, not give branch members sex ed?)
Neji (10:53:14 PM): [Never took it]
Tenten (10:53:24 PM): [...That explains a lot...]
Kiba (10:53:26 PM): ( ... )
Sakura (10:53:30 PM): [...]
Kiba (10:53:45 PM): (Thanks, Sakura, but it's just not the same.)
Neji (10:53:48 PM): [*for real*]
Sakura (10:53:50 PM): [*...Took it. Hell, TAUGHT it, once*]
Tenten (10:54:07 PM): [-never had that class in her school-]
Neji (10:54:17 PM): [I've never had sex ed. Is that really that big of a deal?]
Tenten (10:54:33 PM): [Not really. I didn't either]
Sakura (10:54:42 PM): [*Nods* Yes! Especially, in your case.. ...>)]
Neji (10:54:54 PM): [Who's case?]
Sakura (10:55:05 PM): [Well.]
Sakura (10:55:10 PM): [BOTH of you, really.]
Kiba (10:55:12 PM): ((We never specifically had sex ed at my school .. so much as like ... a class that covered sex, alcohol, smoking, drugs and various other things that they'd rather we didn't do))
Neji (10:55:14 PM): [Why?]
Tenten (10:55:34 PM): [[We never had a class like that either. My school was po']]
Sakura (10:55:55 PM): [...Uhm. *nervous smile* Wasn't he just..humping your leg?]
Naruto (10:56:05 PM): [ Back. ]
Sakura (10:56:13 PM): [[ROFL. Your school sucks. <3]]
Naruto (10:56:21 PM): [[ >> We had three of those. ]]
Tenten (10:56:28 PM): [[Indeed my school did]]
Sakura (10:56:30 PM): [[xDD!]]
Tenten (10:56:36 PM): [[Sucked big time]]
Neji (10:56:53 PM): [[I had health. But that's it. If we had sex ed I'm sure the teenage pregnancy rate would be alot lower <<]]
Sakura (10:56:54 PM): [[SQUEAK. Yours, too~]]
Kiba (10:57:00 PM): ((XD))
Kiba (10:57:15 PM): ((ahahaa I thought you said the FEMALE pregnancy rate xD))
Sakura (10:57:24 PM): [[>> Ew, pregnancy.]]
Neji (10:57:37 PM): [Yeah so? Does that mean I'm pregnant now or something?]
Tenten (10:57:57 PM): [I wasn't aware men could get pregnant >.>]
Sakura (10:58:12 PM): [...No. That isn't what I - oh, nevermind. *Sighs*]
Kiba (10:58:27 PM): (Uhhuh. You're gonna have puppies.)
Tenten (10:58:41 PM): [Do I need to pull you back into the closet again Sakura?]
Sakura (10:58:45 PM): [[LOL. >>]]
Sakura (10:59:02 PM): [...NoI'mgood. :D;]
Neji (10:59:05 PM): [........I really hope you're joking]
Tenten (10:59:12 PM): [Ok ^^]
Kiba (10:59:12 PM): (Of course not.)
Neji (10:59:16 PM): [Kiba tell me you're joking NOW]
Kiba (10:59:30 PM): (Neji, why would I joke about something like this?)
Neji (10:59:37 PM): [*pissed off snarl*]
Neji (10:59:42 PM): [Because you're a lamer]
Kiba (10:59:44 PM): (*grin*)
Neji (10:59:56 PM): [[*feels so dirty saying that* D=]]
Kiba (11:00:03 PM): ((XDD))
Sakura (11:00:10 PM): [[<3! BLONDIE. *__*]]
Neji (11:00:25 PM): [Now...I'm going to ask you one more time. Are you kidding?]
Kiba (11:00:31 PM): (... maaaybe.)
Neji (11:00:40 PM): [YES OR NO.]
Kiba (11:00:45 PM): (>_> yes.)
Neji (11:00:55 PM): [Good. *pets lovingly*]
Kiba (11:01:00 PM): (.. *petted*)
Sakura (11:01:14 PM): [>> There's more to sex than pregnancy.]
Naruto (11:01:37 PM): [ Like pleasure? ]
Naruto (11:01:39 PM): [ Orgasm? ]
Naruto (11:01:40 PM): [ :O ]
Sakura (11:01:46 PM): [Mmhmm~]
Neji (11:01:58 PM): [What's that?]
Naruto (11:02:00 PM): [ :D ]
Naruto (11:02:01 PM): [ ... ]
Neji (11:02:02 PM): [The second one.]
Sakura (11:02:09 PM): [... ..]
Tenten (11:02:11 PM): [...]
Naruto (11:02:19 PM): [ . . . ]
Naruto (11:02:25 PM): [ I - ... ]
Sakura (11:02:41 PM): [[r.o.t.f.]]
Kiba (11:02:46 PM): ( ... )
Tenten (11:02:54 PM): [...You know the moment when...um...]
Naruto (11:03:11 PM): [ More like the INSANT it's ALWAYS too short. -Grump.- ]
Tenten (11:03:24 PM): [..>.> I'm sorry]
Sakura (11:03:42 PM): [*nods* Yes. ...>///> *Claps hand over her mouth*]
Kiba (11:03:49 PM): (The fleeting things are the most wonderful.... un.)
Naruto (11:03:56 PM): [ ... ]
Naruto (11:04:00 PM): [ NO. ]
Kiba (11:04:03 PM): (*cough*)
Neji (11:04:21 PM): [[NO UN.]]
Neji (11:04:27 PM): [What?]
Sakura (11:04:36 PM): [[...what? xD]]
Neji (11:04:37 PM): [What are you guys trying to say?]
Kiba (11:04:38 PM): ((I'M SORRY IT'S AN AUTOMATIC REACTION TO THE WORD 'INSTANT'))
Naruto (11:04:48 PM): ... instant^
Tenten (11:04:50 PM): [You know that night...when you and me...uh... o/////o]
Naruto (11:04:53 PM): [ ... ]
Naruto (11:04:57 PM): [ ... When you get off? GET OFF? ]
Naruto (11:05:00 PM): [ GOT OFF? GET OFF? ]
Naruto (11:05:09 PM): [ SLAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM? ]
Neji (11:05:20 PM): [.......I still don't get it.]
Sakura (11:05:30 PM): [...Nothing. Neji, just..forget it, okay. *Weak smile* - NARUTO.]
Tenten (11:05:33 PM): [-whispers it into Neji's ear-]
Naruto (11:05:36 PM): [ - SRY. ]
Sakura (11:05:36 PM): [*GLARE*]
Naruto (11:05:40 PM): [ << ]
Neji (11:05:42 PM): [THAT HAS A NAME?!]
Tenten (11:05:49 PM): [...Yes]
Naruto (11:06:25 PM): [ It's my FAVORITE word besides BARBEQUE PORK MISO RAMEN, PLEASE ... which is actually a lot of words but STILL. ]
Sakura (11:06:33 PM): [...>/]
Tenten (11:06:34 PM): [Just about everything has a name, Neji]
Naruto (11:06:56 PM): [ >> Sasuke's hair doesn't have a name. ]
Sakura (11:07:25 PM): [That's not true, Naruto! D: I call it - ]
Tenten (11:07:30 PM): [That's why I said just about everything and not everything, otouto.]
Neji (11:07:31 PM): [......]
Naruto (11:07:33 PM): [ ... ?! ]]
Sakura (11:07:40 PM): [I mean...I used to call it...]
Neji (11:07:41 PM): [Sakura san. Please keep that to yourself]
Naruto (11:07:54 PM): [ ... call it ... !? ]
Sakura (11:07:56 PM): [...>///> Yesokay.]
Sasuke (11:08:07 PM): [ . . . ]
Kiba (11:08:09 PM): ((ROFL ILU))
Naruto (11:08:26 PM): [ No! Tell me! ]
Naruto (11:08:28 PM): [ I wanna know! ]
Sakura (11:08:35 PM): [D:! *Jumps* Oh...hello, Sasuke-kun~]
Naruto (11:08:48 PM): [ Saaaa~ku~ra-chaaaan D: ]
Sakura (11:10:34 PM): [*Smallflail* No! Nonono. It's nothing. It's...I just though... >>!]
Sakura (11:10:34 PM): [*Goes quiet IMMEDIATLY* >>]
Naruto (11:10:42 PM): [ ... ]
Naruto (11:10:46 PM): [ Oh COME ON. ]
Sakura (11:11:41 PM): [It was a LONG time ago. It doesn't matter anymore *...Tiny smile*]
Naruto (11:12:34 PM): [ >_> Yes it does. I've always just called it Sasuke's Weird Hair but if it actually HAS a name I'd like to know it! ... -Omits that he actually calls it Sasuke's HOT Hair.- ]
Sasuke (11:13:24 PM): [ No. Sakura's right. It doesn't matter. *Is just certain he'll never live it down if it's something ridiculous.* . . . Wait. Why do you call my hair anything? ]
Sasuke (11:13:35 PM): [ *What is his hair doing coming up in conversation?!* ]
Naruto (11:13:59 PM): [ Because it's WEIRD, that's why! ]
Sasuke (11:14:19 PM): [ You talk about my hair. ]
Sakura (11:14:23 PM): [*...Stares at the floor* Well - well, because, whenever we would meet up at the bridge, it was always the first thing I saw. >///> ]
Sakura (11:14:38 PM): [Then, you know...the rest of you. :D]
Kiba (11:14:38 PM): (Yer all weird.)
Neji (11:14:50 PM): [Seriously. *pets*]
Naruto (11:14:57 PM): [ ... 'cause it's weird and IN YOUR FACE like a giant cowlick. God I just wanna lick -- ....... COWLICK. -Point! Ahem!- ]
Sasuke (11:15:50 PM): [ o__0 ]
Sakura (11:16:26 PM): [*Wants to touch it. Really, really badly. Reaches out a hand! - Then pulls back* :/ ...Uhm.]
Tenten (11:19:30 PM): [>.>]
Naruto (11:19:34 PM): [ ... >_>; ]
Tenten (11:19:34 PM): [<.<]
Tenten (11:19:48 PM): [o.o]
Tenten (11:19:52 PM): [-blinks-]
Sasuke (11:21:42 PM): [ . . . *Surrounded by freaks.* That's it. I'm getting a cloak with a hood. ]
Kiba (11:21:53 PM): ((AND A BLINDFOLD?))
Naruto (11:22:11 PM): [[ BLINDFOLD. PLEASE. ]]
Sakura (11:22:13 PM): [[YESPLZ.]]
Naruto (11:22:14 PM): [ ... ]
Naruto (11:22:28 PM): [ ... That's - kinky, Sasuke. -Appraisingly, predatory look.- ]
Sasuke (11:23:02 PM): [ << ]
Sakura (11:23:45 PM): [*Grins, as well* Sasuke-kun... ]
Naruto (11:25:26 PM): [ ... -JUMPS on him, tying his own hitai-ate around his eyes.- ]
Neji (11:25:45 PM): [.......]
Sasuke (11:25:51 PM): [ Gh-- HEY. ]
Neji (11:25:57 PM): [[I just did something that's against everything I've ever stood for.]]
Kiba (11:26:06 PM): ((Ouiii?))
Neji (11:26:09 PM): [[The Neji needs some alone time now. Be back later]]
Naruto (11:26:10 PM): [[ ...? ]]
Tenten (11:26:10 PM): [[What did you do? >.>]]
Naruto (11:26:17 PM): [[ o___o ]]
Tenten (11:26:19 PM): [[D:]]
Kiba (11:26:32 PM): ((o____o))
Tenten (11:26:59 PM): [[...Now I'm worried]]
Sakura (11:27:07 PM): [[Me too. D:]]
Tenten (11:28:16 PM): [[;_;]]
Sakura (11:29:20 PM): [[:/ *Will wait for the Neji, instead*]]]]
Sakura (11:29:25 PM): *
Tenten (11:29:40 PM): [[-Seconds that-]]
Kiba (11:30:57 PM): (( D: ))
Sasuke (11:43:26 PM): [[ . . . ]]
Naruto (11:43:54 PM): [ ... -Ties it TIGHT, the metal glinting from around his eyes.- Nnhehehee~ ]
Sasuke (11:45:00 PM): [ *Clenches jaw.* Naruto... ]
Naruto (11:45:27 PM): [ What~? -Draps arms over his shoulders from behind, leaning in to nuzzle at jaw.- It looks good on you. <3 ]
Sasuke (11:47:19 PM): [ Shouldn't it be on my forehead? *Grumbly add,* If anywhere... ]
Naruto (11:48:07 PM): [ No. You don't deserve that, yet. -Tongue flicks against an earlobe.- ]
Sasuke (11:49:15 PM): [ *Jerks aside. Teeth still clenched,* Then surely it should be removed. ]
Naruto (11:50:47 PM): [ You have hands. If you really wanted to, you could have taken it off yourself by now. -Trails hands down his chest, grinning into the slope of his neck.- ]
Sasuke (11:51:55 PM): [ *Reaches up--* ]
Naruto (11:52:24 PM): [ -Grabs that hand, instantly. Shoves it between his thighs.- Uh-uh. ]
(11:55:15 PM) Kabuto has left the room.
(11:55:29 PM) Kiba has left the room.
(11:55:36 PM) Kabuto has entered the room.
Sasuke (11:55:40 PM): [[ Squeak... ]]
Tenten (11:55:45 PM): [[Wb <3]]
Kabuto (11:56:08 PM): (>O BAD INTERWEBS)
Sasuke (11:56:12 PM): [ . . . Why do you want me blindfolded? ]
Sakura (11:56:26 PM): [[YES, WB. ...Continue with the smut now, plz. <3]]
Naruto (11:56:32 PM): [ ... Because ... -In his ear.- ... It's hot? ]
Sakura (12:00:05 AM): [[*...turns on Riku's theme~*]]
Sasuke (12:00:21 AM): [ It's not-- *huffs, frustrated and trying to be annoyed when-- when, when he does something annoying like that.* All it does is impede on my eyesight. You're a freak. Remove this. ]
Kabuto (12:00:48 AM): ((Operative word here being 'turns on'.))
Sakura (12:01:29 AM): [[...Thank you, Squeak. ]]
Kabuto (12:01:36 AM): ((:3))
Naruto (12:03:19 AM): [ No. -Presses that hand in further between his legs - his own hand, and the tan one over it, around its fingers, holding it there. Moves against him, tongue trailing against his ear.- You can't look disappointed like this. ]
Sasuke (12:07:44 AM): [ *Fingers flex beneath his, maybe because he wants to make a fist, or maybe to rub the other's skin against his. Quiet for a moment, in a guilty sort of silence as he presses back against him -- and jerks his head aside again.* ]
Sasuke (12:07:55 AM): [Tch. Idiot. ]
Kabuto (12:14:21 AM): ((NEJI?))
Tenten (12:14:34 AM): [[>.>]]
Naruto (12:15:28 AM): [ -Floods warmth into his neck, smiling because he won and because he likes winning. Fans fingers along his inner thighs, just ... hanging there. Seriously.- You still like it. <3 ]
Sasuke (12:19:19 AM): [ *Snorts.* Don't fool yourself. *Fingers flex against his hand again, head slightly tilted aside... not to give him access to anything, nothing of the sort, just because he jerked that way...* <3 ]
Naruto (12:35:35 AM): [[ ... I have to go to beeeed. ]]
Kabuto (12:35:46 AM): ((I thought that said "I have to go to bleed".)
Tenten (12:35:52 AM): [[xD]]
Naruto (12:35:53 AM): [[ That too. ]]
Tenten (12:36:00 AM): [[I don't blame you Otouto <3]]
Sakura (12:36:07 AM): [[DD:]]
Naruto (12:36:16 AM): [[ <333 ]]
Sakura (12:36:21 AM): [[G'night~ <3]
Naruto (12:36:22 AM): [[ Wheeee. I'm off Tuesday and Wednesday. ]]
Tenten (12:36:32 AM): [[Sweet dreams darling <3]]
Naruto (12:36:35 AM): [[ :D <3 G'night, babes. <333 ]]
Kabuto (12:36:38 AM): (Night <3)
(12:37:01 AM) NakedInTheOnsen has left the room.
Sasuke (12:40:11 AM): [ . . . *Abandoned. Blindfolded. Tears it off.* >_> ]
Tenten (12:40:37 AM): [-patpat-]
Sakura (12:40:41 AM): [:/ ]
Kabuto (12:40:48 AM): (*tuts*)
Tenten (12:43:54 AM): [I think I'll go to bed now too]
Tenten (12:44:02 AM): [Sweet dreams guys <3]
Sakura (12:44:09 AM): [Niiight, Ten~]
Kabuto (12:44:13 AM): (G'night!)
Sasuke (12:44:18 AM): [ Night ]
Type: Crack!RP log
Fandom: TLD!Naruto
Character(s): Tobi, Yakushi Kabuto, Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuuga Neji, Uzumaki Naruto, Tenten, Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba, Hidan, Uchiha Itachi
Warning(s): Lulz to the highest order.
Disclaimer: I own only the part that I played in this.
Note: Log made January 21, 2007. Continued from Part 2 [ HERE ]. One of the many reasons why I will always love the folks over at
theselostdreams. I miss you guys so much right now~ Dedicated to:
theselostdreams; <3 means forever baby~CONTINUED
Tobi (9:50:51 PM): *gulps*
Tobi (9:51:12 PM): Y-yes *clears throat* I mean, yes Hidan-san?
Tenten (9:51:31 PM): -Takes out a kunai and spins it around on her finger- Is that ok?
Hidan (9:51:45 PM): Don't mess with me. -Bites in, fiercely - viciously, even. Nods at Tenten.-
Tobi (9:52:12 PM): YesHidan-san. *sits away from Hidan. Far away*
Tenten (9:53:03 PM): -Stills the kunai in her hand and quietly walks over, placing it next to a slab of meat on the table- Anything else?
Neji (9:53:22 PM): Tenten...you need to be LESS nice.
Hidan (9:53:44 PM): -Shakes head, slurping up the line of muscle. Muffles words around it.- Naw, s'all.
Tenten (9:53:53 PM): -Nonchalantly shrugs at Neji's comment-
Tenten (9:54:33 PM): -Grimaces when a little blood goes flying from his mouth, a few droplets landing on her cheek- ...Ew...
Hidan (9:55:00 PM): -Grins at her, teeth gross and bloody.-
Hidan (9:55:02 PM): [ ... XDDDD ]
Neji (9:55:06 PM): [LMAO]
Neji (9:55:16 PM): [THAT'S...OMG.]
Neji (9:55:23 PM): [I want to SEE that! XD[
Hidan (9:55:26 PM): [ rofl. ]
Hidan (9:55:32 PM): [ I think it's time for Hidan to leave soon. ]
Hidan (9:55:44 PM): [ He's overstaying his DISGUSTING welcome. ]
Itachi (9:56:07 PM): [SQUEAK. DRAW IT.]
Sasuke (9:56:21 PM): [ He was WELCOME? XD ]
Hidan (9:56:24 PM): [ NO. ]
Itachi (9:56:29 PM): [XD]
Tenten (9:56:07 PM): -Quirks a brow at him and then smirks impishly. Wipes at the blood on her cheek with her thumb and...licks it...slowly-
Hidan (9:56:36 PM): ... -Blinks - pausing in his chewing.- ...
Hidan (9:56:37 PM): ....
Hidan (9:56:52 PM): ... -Nose wrinkle. Goes back to chomping.- Scary bitch.
Tenten (9:57:08 PM): ...Back at ya.
Hidan (9:57:22 PM): -Swallows - licks off the blood coating his lips.-
Hidan (9:57:37 PM): -Fuuuuuuuuuuuull-ciiiiiiircle.-
Tobi (9:57:42 PM): Hidan-san, you do the same thing!
Tobi (9:57:46 PM): More than Tenten-san!
Neji (9:57:02 PM): [LMFAO]
Hidan (9:57:51 PM): [ ROFL. ]
Hidan (9:57:55 PM): [ Tobi. XD <3 ]
Neji (9:58:03 PM): [Hello Master of the obvious <<]
Neji (9:58:05 PM): [XD]
Tobi (9:58:18 PM): [Pointing out the obvious since chapter 318! *SALUTES*]
Kabuto (9:58:25 PM): (<333)
Kabuto (9:58:28 PM): (317 <3)
Tobi (9:58:34 PM): [17 my bad]
Hidan (9:58:01 PM): -Just LOOKS at him.-
Hidan (9:58:19 PM): You know what YOU do?
Tobi (9:58:25 PM): ... I talk too much?
Hidan (9:58:28 PM): That.
Tenten (9:58:28 PM): -Goes back to watching from the counter-
Hidan (9:58:29 PM): And.
Hidan (9:58:30 PM): You annoy me.
Hidan (9:58:31 PM): Shut up.
Hidan (10:00:04 PM): -Stands, moving over to take the cloak off the counter. Moves back to shovel the rest of his meal into it, tying it up real tight into a satchel-type. Slings it over a shoulder.- I'm leaving. -. . . Glances at Tobi, sizingly.-
Hidan (10:00:13 PM): ... You get your ass in trouble and I'm eating you.
Tenten (10:00:56 PM): >_>
Tenten (10:01:00 PM): ...Have a nice day.
Tobi (10:01:09 PM): Hidan-san! Wait! I'm coming with you!
Hidan (10:01:28 PM): -Drops the satchel in his arms.- Then carry this for me. Make yourself useful for once.
Tenten (10:01:44 PM): -Mostly to herself but loud enough for everyone to hear- Hm...the blood wasn't so bad...
Hinata (10:01:54 PM): *pokes her head out from behind the counter*
Tobi (10:02:00 PM): *scrambles to shoves some cookies into pockets before getting the bag of bloody... wet... squishy meat* I am useful!
Hinata (10:02:14 PM): [ I attempted getting food.. but found I'd no appetite. .__.;; ]
Neji (10:02:23 PM): [Blame Hidan]
Neji (10:02:27 PM): [It's the cool thing to do]
Tenten (10:02:29 PM): [-loves on Hinata- I'm sorry]
Hinata (10:02:38 PM): [ I blame Lee. D: Because he's not here to scare Hidan away.]
Tenten (10:02:45 PM): [Lmao]
Hinata (10:02:49 PM): [ And because Lee's too cute to seriously blame for anything.]
Hidan (10:02:48 PM): Bye, scary bitch. -GRIN.- -- Yeah, yeah, useful... retarded... completely unnecessary... -Leaves for the door.-
Tobi (10:02:49 PM): I can... I TOOK OUT THAT SANBI, YOU KNOW. *proud*
Tobi (10:03:04 PM): *runs out behind him*
(10:03:03 PM) Lee has entered the room.
(10:03:22 PM) Hidan has left the room.
Neji (10:03:23 PM): [LEE]
Neji (10:03:26 PM): [NO BITCH]
Neji (10:03:29 PM): [GET BACK HERE]
Naruto (10:03:29 PM): [ The end. :] ]
(10:03:30 PM) Lee has left the room.
Neji (10:03:31 PM): [WHERE IS LEE?!]
Tobi (10:03:36 PM): [Aaand i really need to go]
Naruto (10:03:39 PM): [ XD ]
Hinata (10:03:40 PM): [ ... he was there in spirit? ]
Sakura (10:03:50 PM): [...*Peeps out* - Ishegone?]
Naruto (10:03:57 PM): [ Sorry. I had to get out my gross for the week. ]
Itachi (10:03:58 PM): [As do I. It's late, and the bed calls.]
Tenten (10:03:58 PM): [Nigh Tobi-san <3]
Sakura (10:04:04 PM): [D: *Needs someone to hold onto*]
Sasuke (10:04:09 PM): [ I think Lee's power over Hidan has faded, since Hidan's in love with Tobi now. ]
Hinata (10:04:10 PM): [ ? <3]
Tenten (10:04:10 PM): [Night Itachi~ <3]
Naruto (10:04:11 PM): [ ... -Saves chat.- ]
Tobi (10:04:17 PM): [He is.]
Sakura (10:04:18 PM): [NIGHT TOBI. <3]
Hinata (10:04:21 PM): [ *clings to Sakura* ]
Tobi (10:04:22 PM): [We need some angsty Hidan]
Naruto (10:04:25 PM): [ LEE STILL HAS POWER. ]
Tobi (10:04:27 PM): [And some angsty Tobi]
Sasuke (10:04:32 PM): [ He didn't last time. :/ ]
Sakura (10:04:42 PM): [*Clings to Hinata. ...Snuggles*]
Tobi (10:04:50 PM): [OKAY time to go now good night guys I love you all <3]
(10:04:52 PM) Tobi has left the room.
Sakura (10:04:52 PM): [^^]
Naruto (10:04:53 PM): [ Well last time I was retarded. ]
Hinata (10:04:54 PM): [ <33 ]
Tenten (10:04:55 PM): [-patpat-]
Itachi (10:04:59 PM): [Goodnight, goodnight, and I'll see you in the morrow. Goodnight my love, parting in such sweet sorrow.]
Itachi (10:05:08 PM): [...Or something like that.]
Neji (10:05:16 PM): [Is that from the Sound of Music?]
Sasuke (10:05:25 PM): [ You're not leaving too are you? ]
Itachi (10:05:30 PM): [Romeo and Juliet, but who's counting.]
Itachi (10:05:34 PM): [Afraid so.]
Neji (10:05:38 PM): [Damn.]
Naruto (10:05:38 PM): [ D: ]
Naruto (10:05:43 PM): [ Oh, no. ]
Sasuke (10:05:46 PM): [ @__@ *Clings* ]
Naruto (10:05:50 PM): [ -DOES, TOO.- ]
Itachi (10:05:59 PM): [It's late. I'm surprised my mama hasn't yelled at me yet.]
Neji (10:06:02 PM): [Everyone is leaving D=]
Itachi (10:06:04 PM): [...]
Sakura (10:06:07 PM): [D: *clingstoItachi*}
Tenten (10:06:07 PM): [;_;]
Kabuto (10:06:12 PM): (clingsalso!)
Neji (10:06:16 PM): [*joins in*]
Tenten (10:06:20 PM): [-clings to everyone-]
Itachi (10:06:20 PM): [I can wait until someone yells at me.]
Hinata (10:06:27 PM): [ ...thatyoucan.]
Neji (10:06:45 PM): [=3]
Tenten (10:03:40 PM): -Throws the pike at him through the door- Watch who you're calling bitch!
Hinata (10:05:17 PM): ... @___@;; Tenten, everythings all bloody. *POINTS OUT THE OBVIOUS*
Tenten (10:05:39 PM): Uh...yeah...
Naruto (10:06:45 PM): -SWOOPS IN.- Why - why does everythin'smell like blood - ! WHO DIED? -POINTS AT THE MESS.-
Tenten (10:06:47 PM): -Pulls out a kunai and starts pounding it into the floorboards.-
Hinata (10:06:57 PM): o__o
Itachi (10:07:06 PM): ...Good timing, Naruto-kun.
Tenten (10:07:07 PM): Oh, no one. Just a cow that the VOID decided to give to Tobi
Hinata (10:07:08 PM): I--I believe it was an animal, Naruto-kun
Naruto (10:07:14 PM): An - WHAT?
Naruto (10:07:17 PM): Why?
Naruto (10:07:18 PM): What?
Naruto (10:07:19 PM): WHAT?
Naruto (10:07:22 PM): ;__; A COW?
Tenten (10:07:26 PM): Apparently Hidan wanted meat
Hinata (10:07:33 PM): ... *goes back to hiding behind the counter, hands over mouth*
Naruto (10:07:34 PM): WHO WOULD KILL A COW IN A BAR?
Tenten (10:07:35 PM): Beef to be exact
Neji (10:07:38 PM): Tobi.
Neji (10:07:39 PM): And Hidan.
Sakura (10:07:42 PM): ...*Has the urge to smack him, except there's no real REASON at the moment* >>
Naruto (10:07:48 PM): Akatsuki. -Growl.-
Tenten (10:07:49 PM): -Pulls up the floorboards covered in blood-
Naruto (10:07:54 PM): Killing cows in bars.
Hinata (10:07:55 PM): *thinks it smellllls so bad*
Naruto (10:08:03 PM): What's next? Killing CHICKEN in NURSERIES?
Itachi (10:08:09 PM): I resent that Naruto-kun.
Itachi (10:08:17 PM): I most certainly had no part of this.
Hinata (10:08:22 PM): *squeaks at that mental image!*
Naruto (10:08:25 PM): >_>
Tenten (10:08:27 PM): -calls over her shoulder- Hey Otouto? Could you do me a favor?
Naruto (10:08:32 PM): Yeah~? e__e
Itachi (10:08:46 PM): But then, you don't trust me any more, now do you? *miffed hmph*
Tenten (10:08:50 PM): Could you toss that table covered in blood out back with the trash?
Tenten (10:09:04 PM): -Pulls up more floorboards-
Naruto (10:10:00 PM): Yeah, sure. Ewgh. -Goes and hefts it up over a shoulder, passing by Itachi on his way to the back.- I haven't ever trusted you. ... Just ... >_> You're ... acceptable. -Disappears out back.-
Hinata (10:09:34 PM): [ *just imagined Sasuke walking in, seeing the floor covered in blood and just giving Itachi a Look* ]
Tenten (10:09:41 PM): [Lmao]
Tenten (10:09:49 PM): [Ironically me too :P]
Naruto (10:10:06 PM): [ ... XD Perfect time to, too. ]
Sasuke (10:10:07 PM): [ . . . ]
Hinata (10:10:13 PM): [Ohyeah. ]
Sasuke (10:10:24 PM): *Walks in. Looks at the blood. Spots his brother. Gives Itachi a Look.*
Hinata (10:10:40 PM): *totally saw that coming, lulz*
Naruto (10:10:28 PM): [ ROFL. ]
Tenten (10:10:32 PM): [xDDD]
Neji (10:10:33 PM): [LOL]
Itachi (10:10:41 PM): [Remember that whole yelling at me thing? Yeah, the time has come.]
Sakura (10:10:44 PM): [Sasuke-kun~ XD LOL.]
Neji (10:10:45 PM): [Yelling. There should be more anguished yelling]
Hinata (10:10:46 PM): [ <44 ]
Hinata (10:10:52 PM): [ ... pretend those are 3s]
Neji (10:10:52 PM): [Possibly a fetal position]
Itachi (10:10:53 PM): [And I have to go immediately. So. Goodnight.]
Naruto (10:10:56 PM): [ NO. ;_; ]
Sasuke (10:10:58 PM): [ *eeps* Nooo~ ]
Tenten (10:11:07 PM): [Night! ;_;]
Neji (10:11:12 PM): [Night!]
Itachi (10:11:20 PM): [Sorry. My dad needs the computer I'll see you all tomorrow.]
Naruto (10:11:22 PM): [ G'night, 'yatou <3333 ]
Naruto (10:11:26 PM): yarou^
Sasuke (10:11:26 PM): [ :x Bye <3 ]
Naruto (10:11:27 PM): [ ajdsfsaf ]
(10:11:35 PM) Itachi has left the room.
Sasuke (10:11:48 PM): [ *Sadness.* ]
Naruto (10:11:52 PM): [ -ANGST.- ]
Tenten (10:12:00 PM): [-comforts?-]
Neji (10:12:06 PM): [We'll pretend Itachi made a flashy escape]
Neji (10:12:22 PM): [Leaving Sasuke to believe he really did kill something]
Naruto (10:11:41 PM): -Random OHSHIT CRASHING sounds from the back.-
Tenten (10:11:45 PM): ...
Tenten (10:11:50 PM): Otouto?
Naruto (10:11:57 PM): ... EWWW it's on my FACE.
Sasuke (10:12:22 PM): . . . *Shakes head. Needs a drink.*
Naruto (10:12:35 PM): HELP. I'M STUCK.
Hinata (10:12:38 PM): ...are you alright, Naruto-kun?
Tenten (10:12:42 PM): -Pulls up more floorboards - ow, splinter-
Hinata (10:12:42 PM): --o_o *goes to help!*
Hinata (10:12:52 PM): *wouldnt mind getting fresh air, on top of that*
Hinata (10:12:59 PM): ... Naruto-kun, how did you get upside down?
Neji (10:13:02 PM): Just standing there awestruck...
Naruto (10:13:19 PM): -...hangs there, swaying.- ... I don't know, Hinata. I just don't know.
Tenten (10:13:24 PM): Neji could you prop the door open so we can get some air in?
Hinata (10:13:48 PM): Um. *blinks up at, trying to figure out what would be best to get him down*
Naruto (10:13:57 PM): Just ... cut the rope.
Hinata (10:14:08 PM): Are you sure? You wont fall?
Sakura (10:14:12 PM): *SIGHS. Gets up from her stool, and cracks her knuckles wearily* Tenten...I'm sure I could help with those~ :D
Naruto (10:14:19 PM): I will. But ... this is a VERY familiar situation. I can handle it.
Hinata (10:14:33 PM): *nods and plays chop chop with the rope*
Tenten (10:14:36 PM): ...Just the floorboards with blood on them >.>
Naruto (10:14:44 PM): -FLAILS, briefly - lands. On his knees. ow.-
Hinata (10:14:53 PM): *offers a hand?*
Tenten (10:14:55 PM): And...not too many little pieces. ^^;;
Hinata (10:15:01 PM): *small smile* Are you alright?
Naruto (10:15:08 PM): -Wipes it off on his jacket first and takes her hand.- Yeah. .___.
Neji (10:15:51 PM): *holds open the door*
Neji (10:15:53 PM): Anything else?
Hinata (10:15:54 PM): *helps him up* I promise I wont say anything to anyone. :-)
Neji (10:16:05 PM): Seriously...the new place offer is still on the table.
Naruto (10:16:41 PM): Thanks. -____- -Places a hand on her back and leads her back in, casually.-
Sakura (10:16:45 PM): :/ *Glances at Naruto, then just...walks past him, seeing Hinata offer a hand. Pulls up a bloody floorboard with ease~* Yep! *Shoulders it, walks outside. DUMP*
Tenten (10:16:50 PM): That's very sweet of you Neji. -gathers up the boards that she's dismantled out so far to take out back- But I like the bar just where it is.
Neji (10:16:58 PM): >>
Hinata (10:17:33 PM): *fidgets with a jacketsleeve as naruto leads her in*
Tenten (10:18:25 PM): And if you want to help some more Neji, you could help take the floorboards out back. :D
Neji (10:19:31 PM): *takes the floorboards and carries them off. Makes a mental note to burn Hidan to ashes if only just to see if his immortality extends that much*
Naruto (10:19:41 PM): -Steps away to settle down at the bar, near Sasuke.- Who kills COWS in BARS?
Tenten (10:21:06 PM): -Walks back in and takes a quick inventory of the damage- ...I'll need more wood for the floor. -turns to walk back out, calling over her shoulder- I'll be back in a few minutes
Sakura (10:23:11 PM): *Dusts hands off, and steps back in the bar. Spots the rest of her team! Takes a seat on the other side of Sasuke, and smiles~* Hey...Sasuke-kun.
Neji (10:24:58 PM): *comes back and sits at the back of the bar. Has no business with Team 7's (minus SAI) little reunion*
Kiba (10:25:24 PM): (OH IS THAT A HINT)
Naruto (10:25:25 PM): [ Aw. Team 7 is NSS. XD Team Kakashi is ... ]
Naruto (10:25:27 PM): [ ... NSS. ]
Naruto (10:25:28 PM): [ .. ]
Naruto (10:25:35 PM): [ ... Naruto Sasuke Sakura. Naruto -- YOU GET IT. ]
Kiba (10:25:48 PM): (SAI SAYS 'D:')
Naruto (10:25:57 PM): [ THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. THOUGH I <3 SAI. ]
Kiba (10:26:10 PM): (CONCUR'D)
Kiba (10:26:23 PM): (SAI SAYS 'D: *ANGSTS OVER BROTHER*')
Neji (10:26:23 PM): [It MIGHT have been a hint <<]
Neji (10:26:48 PM): [Should I say it again so we can know for sure?]
Tenten (10:27:18 PM): [He can come help me haul lumber back to the bar :D]
Hinata (10:27:24 PM): [ *WILL HELP* ]
Hinata (10:27:39 PM): *chases after Tenten. Has nothing better to do, since Kiba's probably dead of t3h smell*
Kiba (10:27:47 PM): x_x
Tenten (10:28:00 PM): -That's why the door is propped open >.>-
Neji (10:28:59 PM): *kicks at Kiba* Oi...wake up. It's not that bad you pansy.
Sasuke (10:28:38 PM): [ *Belated >_> at Naruto* ]
Sasuke (10:29:02 PM): [ STOP TRYING TO REPLACE ME ]
Sakura (10:29:10 PM): [YES.]
Naruto (10:29:26 PM): [ I'M NOT. I WAS - IN YOUR FAVOR - ]
Naruto (10:29:32 PM): [ YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG. ]
Sakura (10:29:37 PM): [*QUICKCLING ON SASUKES ARM*]
Sakura (10:29:40 PM): [*]
Sakura (10:29:44 PM): [>///>]
Naruto (10:29:56 PM): [ HEY. I WAS SAYING ... Team 7 is US and KAKASHI. ]
Naruto (10:30:05 PM): [ And ... Team Kakashi is Sakura, me, and Sai. ]
Naruto (10:30:09 PM): [ SO THEREFORE. I WIN. ]
Sakura (10:30:43 PM): [:/ *Frowns, glances at Sasuke*...Sasuke-kun?]
Kiba (10:29:13 PM): Ow! Hey, stop that, you wanker.
Neji (10:29:27 PM): Looook~ I'm wiping off the "nerky" from my forehead~
Kiba (10:29:34 PM): HEY.
Neji (10:29:46 PM): Okay you're up. Good. Bloody tosser...*walks off*
Kiba (10:30:04 PM): HEY. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK MY CLAN'S SECRET CODE
Tenten (10:30:47 PM): -Returns hauling wood for the floor; ah the sweet smell of freshly cut wood-
Neji (10:30:51 PM): Whatever Little miss doggie biscuit...
Tenten (10:33:31 PM): Coming through!
Tenten (10:33:40 PM): Watch your heads
Kiba (10:33:51 PM): ¬_¬
Sasuke (10:33:54 PM): [ IT'S THE SAME THING YOU IDIOT ]
Naruto (10:34:04 PM): [ IT -- oh ]
Naruto (10:34:05 PM): [ BUT ]
Naruto (10:34:06 PM): [ WAIT ]
Sasuke (10:34:08 PM): [ >_> ]
Naruto (10:34:12 PM): [ I WAS .. SAYING IT WITH THE BEST ... INTENTIONS ]
Naruto (10:34:15 PM): [ ... I MEAN ]
Naruto (10:34:20 PM): [ YOU KNOW. T~T ]
Sakura (10:34:24 PM): [...Naruto.]
Naruto (10:34:29 PM): [ No one could ever replace you... <3 ]
Naruto (10:34:44 PM): [ ... That'd be like replacing the sun with the moon and expecting people to just be okay with it. ]
Naruto (10:34:47 PM): [ ... -POETIC.- ]
Sasuke (10:34:52 PM): [ Except Sai, right. ]
Naruto (10:35:13 PM): [ No! Sai is Sai, you are you. ]
Neji (10:35:44 PM): [Sasuke kun, if Sai was able to replace you Naruto would not be going through hell and high water to try to get you back]
Naruto (10:35:53 PM): [ 'Xactly! ]
Neji (10:35:59 PM): [He would have said "Fuck it" and settled back in Konoha as best as he could with Akatsuki on his ass]
Naruto (10:36:16 PM): [ ... o_o ]
Naruto (10:36:18 PM): [ ... Yeah! ]
Neji (10:36:50 PM): [*goes back to cage angsting in the corner.*]
Sasuke (10:38:04 PM): [ Right. Except for what he was saying earlier. NSS. ]
Naruto (10:38:23 PM): [ BUT I MEANT NSS. ]
Hinata (10:38:23 PM): [ .. *hands the key to Neji* No emoing. ): ]
Neji (10:38:26 PM): [It's a coincidence]
Neji (10:38:36 PM): [I found it quite ironic myself]
Kiba (10:38:48 PM): (.. you know ...)
Kiba (10:38:57 PM): (.... I only just realised that that could stand for Sai too.)
Kiba (10:39:00 PM): (*facedesk*)
Hinata (10:39:04 PM): [ ...lmfao]
Kiba (10:39:06 PM): (I CAN'T BRAIN TO-DAY. I HAVE THE DUMB)
Naruto (10:39:08 PM): [ ... rofl. XD ]
Hinata (10:39:18 PM): [ Man, I need to sleep. ]
Tenten (10:39:26 PM): [-hugs- We still love you Squeak]
Kiba (10:39:30 PM): (<33)
Kiba (10:39:33 PM): (Sleep is for lamers 8D)
Hinata (10:39:46 PM): [not when youve got midterms. = 3= ]
Sasuke (10:39:49 PM): [ Then DON'TSAYITSTANDSFORSAI. >_> ]
Sakura (10:39:57 PM): [...NSS?]
Naruto (10:40:09 PM): [ WHAT? ]
Kiba (10:40:16 PM): (Of course my FIRST thought was NO SAFE SEX)
Naruto (10:40:18 PM): [ MAKE UP YOUR MIND. @________@ I - I DIDN'T - ]
Tenten (10:38:10 PM): -starts hammering the new floorboards in-
Hinata (10:40:32 PM): *gets lost on the road to life and disappears into the VOID*
Hinata (10:40:37 PM): *but with an asterisk
Kiba (10:40:42 PM): *follows!* D:
Hinata (10:40:56 PM): [Goodnight all!]
Naruto (10:41:02 PM): [ [ <3333333333 ]
Tenten (10:41:02 PM): [Sweet dreams~]
Sakura (10:41:05 PM): [...D:]
Kiba (10:41:11 PM): ( D: D: D: )
Tenten (10:41:15 PM): [<333]
Kiba (10:41:23 PM): (*ADORES*)
Hinata (10:42:06 PM): [ ...someone please send me the chat? I went to copy it and it all blobbed into a huge paragraph of ew. ]
Tenten (10:42:20 PM): [I will]
Sasuke (10:42:24 PM): [ You did. ]
Naruto (10:42:30 PM): [ Nuh-uh! ]
Sakura (10:42:45 PM): [..*Confused!* D:]
Tenten (10:42:49 PM): [Up until I leave anyways]
Hinata (10:42:51 PM): [ Thanks, Tenten <3]
Hinata (10:42:58 PM): [goodnightttt.]
(10:43:01 PM) Hinata has left the room.
Kiba (10:43:07 PM): (*hoooooowl*)
Sakura (10:43:31 PM): [*covers ears* >>]
Neji (10:43:37 PM): [*pets Kiba* I miss her too boy. =(]
Kiba (10:43:44 PM): ( D: )
Sakura (10:43:57 PM): [...ROFL. Images...DO NOT WANT.]
Kiba (10:44:09 PM): (?)
Neji (10:44:11 PM): [....? Eh?]
Sakura (10:44:20 PM): [Neji.]
Sakura (10:44:23 PM): [Petting...Kiba.]
Neji (10:44:33 PM): [<<]
Kiba (10:44:33 PM): ( ... D: She scorns our love, Neji.)
Neji (10:44:43 PM): [It's cuz she doesn't understand the purity of it]
Sakura (10:44:45 PM): [*giggling IRL*]
Kiba (10:44:47 PM): ( D: )
Sakura (10:44:56 PM): [...the PURITY.]
Neji (10:45:00 PM): [*pets. nods sagely*]
Sakura (10:45:12 PM): [...What purity?]
Kiba (10:45:14 PM): (Purity. *nodnod* *petted*)
Neji (10:45:25 PM): [You know...except for the part of the gay thing being sacrilege it's VERY pure]
Tenten (10:43:28 PM): -Hammers away at the new floorboards-
Naruto (10:45:16 PM): -Elbows 'Suke.-
Neji (10:45:52 PM): [You could never understand the love of a boy and his dog]
Kiba (10:46:02 PM): (.. *wag*)
Neji (10:46:22 PM): [*looks lovingly at the wagging*]
Sakura (10:46:39 PM): [>> lmfao. Sure.]
Kiba (10:46:41 PM): (Very very pure.)
Sakura (10:46:50 PM): [Oh God. OH GOD. I'm getting more bad images of a Holy Gay Bible.]
Sakura (10:46:56 PM): [sfdklhg NO.]
Neji (10:46:57 PM): [There is no lust here woman!]
Kiba (10:47:03 PM): (NONE. *wag*)
Sakura (10:47:16 PM): [I didn't think there was...!]
Neji (10:47:18 PM): [Only love. And cute. Lots and lots of cute.]
Kiba (10:47:26 PM): (*nod nod nod!*)
Sakura (10:47:44 PM): [...>> That's because Kiba's too...special to see otherwise.]
Kiba (10:47:52 PM): (.. Hey.)
Sakura (10:48:00 PM): [[<33]]
Kiba (10:48:06 PM): (>\)
Kiba (10:48:13 PM): ((<33)
Kiba (10:48:15 PM): )
Neji (10:48:35 PM): [Excuse me!? I would NEVER try anything with Kiba. It would ruin the purity]
Sakura (10:48:38 PM): [... :/ *Eyes them both warily*]
Tenten (10:48:41 PM): [>.>]
Sakura (10:48:46 PM): [Mmhm~]
Sakura (10:49:05 PM): [Though I'm fairly sure it's ALREADY been ruined.]
Neji (10:49:08 PM): [Would you light a rose bush on fire just because you thought there was a fire there?]
Kiba (10:49:17 PM): (Whereas I'm a horny bastard and I'd jump him first I got the chance~)
Tenten (10:49:22 PM): [Meh, who needs purity. -tugs Sakura into the closet-]
Neji (10:49:39 PM): [Wait....WHAT?! *looks horrified at Kiba*]
Kiba (10:49:47 PM): (*GRINS INNOCENTLY*)
Sakura (10:50:01 PM): [...:O! **Tugged! Into the dark abyss of THE CLOSET* Tenten - !]
Neji (10:50:07 PM): [You said the leg humping meant you had grown fond of me!]
Kiba (10:50:27 PM): (Well, that wasn't a LIE ...)
Tenten (10:50:33 PM): [-Kisses Sakura on the cheek- Just kidding~ <3]
Sakura (10:51:05 PM): [>///> Oh... *Blushes furiously*]
Neji (10:51:05 PM): [Well then explain please because I'm slightly baffled by this]
Tenten (10:51:18 PM): [^_~]
Sakura (10:51:27 PM): [xD <3]
Kiba (10:52:00 PM): (... do they, like, not give branch members sex ed?)
Neji (10:53:14 PM): [Never took it]
Tenten (10:53:24 PM): [...That explains a lot...]
Kiba (10:53:26 PM): ( ... )
Sakura (10:53:30 PM): [...]
Kiba (10:53:45 PM): (Thanks, Sakura, but it's just not the same.)
Neji (10:53:48 PM): [*for real*]
Sakura (10:53:50 PM): [*...Took it. Hell, TAUGHT it, once*]
Tenten (10:54:07 PM): [-never had that class in her school-]
Neji (10:54:17 PM): [I've never had sex ed. Is that really that big of a deal?]
Tenten (10:54:33 PM): [Not really. I didn't either]
Sakura (10:54:42 PM): [*Nods* Yes! Especially, in your case.. ...>)]
Neji (10:54:54 PM): [Who's case?]
Sakura (10:55:05 PM): [Well.]
Sakura (10:55:10 PM): [BOTH of you, really.]
Kiba (10:55:12 PM): ((We never specifically had sex ed at my school .. so much as like ... a class that covered sex, alcohol, smoking, drugs and various other things that they'd rather we didn't do))
Neji (10:55:14 PM): [Why?]
Tenten (10:55:34 PM): [[We never had a class like that either. My school was po']]
Sakura (10:55:55 PM): [...Uhm. *nervous smile* Wasn't he just..humping your leg?]
Naruto (10:56:05 PM): [ Back. ]
Sakura (10:56:13 PM): [[ROFL. Your school sucks. <3]]
Naruto (10:56:21 PM): [[ >> We had three of those. ]]
Tenten (10:56:28 PM): [[Indeed my school did]]
Sakura (10:56:30 PM): [[xDD!]]
Tenten (10:56:36 PM): [[Sucked big time]]
Neji (10:56:53 PM): [[I had health. But that's it. If we had sex ed I'm sure the teenage pregnancy rate would be alot lower <<]]
Sakura (10:56:54 PM): [[SQUEAK. Yours, too~]]
Kiba (10:57:00 PM): ((XD))
Kiba (10:57:15 PM): ((ahahaa I thought you said the FEMALE pregnancy rate xD))
Sakura (10:57:24 PM): [[>> Ew, pregnancy.]]
Neji (10:57:37 PM): [Yeah so? Does that mean I'm pregnant now or something?]
Tenten (10:57:57 PM): [I wasn't aware men could get pregnant >.>]
Sakura (10:58:12 PM): [...No. That isn't what I - oh, nevermind. *Sighs*]
Kiba (10:58:27 PM): (Uhhuh. You're gonna have puppies.)
Tenten (10:58:41 PM): [Do I need to pull you back into the closet again Sakura?]
Sakura (10:58:45 PM): [[LOL. >>]]
Sakura (10:59:02 PM): [...NoI'mgood. :D;]
Neji (10:59:05 PM): [........I really hope you're joking]
Tenten (10:59:12 PM): [Ok ^^]
Kiba (10:59:12 PM): (Of course not.)
Neji (10:59:16 PM): [Kiba tell me you're joking NOW]
Kiba (10:59:30 PM): (Neji, why would I joke about something like this?)
Neji (10:59:37 PM): [*pissed off snarl*]
Neji (10:59:42 PM): [Because you're a lamer]
Kiba (10:59:44 PM): (*grin*)
Neji (10:59:56 PM): [[*feels so dirty saying that* D=]]
Kiba (11:00:03 PM): ((XDD))
Sakura (11:00:10 PM): [[<3! BLONDIE. *__*]]
Neji (11:00:25 PM): [Now...I'm going to ask you one more time. Are you kidding?]
Kiba (11:00:31 PM): (... maaaybe.)
Neji (11:00:40 PM): [YES OR NO.]
Kiba (11:00:45 PM): (>_> yes.)
Neji (11:00:55 PM): [Good. *pets lovingly*]
Kiba (11:01:00 PM): (.. *petted*)
Sakura (11:01:14 PM): [>> There's more to sex than pregnancy.]
Naruto (11:01:37 PM): [ Like pleasure? ]
Naruto (11:01:39 PM): [ Orgasm? ]
Naruto (11:01:40 PM): [ :O ]
Sakura (11:01:46 PM): [Mmhmm~]
Neji (11:01:58 PM): [What's that?]
Naruto (11:02:00 PM): [ :D ]
Naruto (11:02:01 PM): [ ... ]
Neji (11:02:02 PM): [The second one.]
Sakura (11:02:09 PM): [... ..]
Tenten (11:02:11 PM): [...]
Naruto (11:02:19 PM): [ . . . ]
Naruto (11:02:25 PM): [ I - ... ]
Sakura (11:02:41 PM): [[r.o.t.f.]]
Kiba (11:02:46 PM): ( ... )
Tenten (11:02:54 PM): [...You know the moment when...um...]
Naruto (11:03:11 PM): [ More like the INSANT it's ALWAYS too short. -Grump.- ]
Tenten (11:03:24 PM): [..>.> I'm sorry]
Sakura (11:03:42 PM): [*nods* Yes. ...>///> *Claps hand over her mouth*]
Kiba (11:03:49 PM): (The fleeting things are the most wonderful.... un.)
Naruto (11:03:56 PM): [ ... ]
Naruto (11:04:00 PM): [ NO. ]
Kiba (11:04:03 PM): (*cough*)
Neji (11:04:21 PM): [[NO UN.]]
Neji (11:04:27 PM): [What?]
Sakura (11:04:36 PM): [[...what? xD]]
Neji (11:04:37 PM): [What are you guys trying to say?]
Kiba (11:04:38 PM): ((I'M SORRY IT'S AN AUTOMATIC REACTION TO THE WORD 'INSTANT'))
Naruto (11:04:48 PM): ... instant^
Tenten (11:04:50 PM): [You know that night...when you and me...uh... o/////o]
Naruto (11:04:53 PM): [ ... ]
Naruto (11:04:57 PM): [ ... When you get off? GET OFF? ]
Naruto (11:05:00 PM): [ GOT OFF? GET OFF? ]
Naruto (11:05:09 PM): [ SLAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM? ]
Neji (11:05:20 PM): [.......I still don't get it.]
Sakura (11:05:30 PM): [...Nothing. Neji, just..forget it, okay. *Weak smile* - NARUTO.]
Tenten (11:05:33 PM): [-whispers it into Neji's ear-]
Naruto (11:05:36 PM): [ - SRY. ]
Sakura (11:05:36 PM): [*GLARE*]
Naruto (11:05:40 PM): [ << ]
Neji (11:05:42 PM): [THAT HAS A NAME?!]
Tenten (11:05:49 PM): [...Yes]
Naruto (11:06:25 PM): [ It's my FAVORITE word besides BARBEQUE PORK MISO RAMEN, PLEASE ... which is actually a lot of words but STILL. ]
Sakura (11:06:33 PM): [...>/]
Tenten (11:06:34 PM): [Just about everything has a name, Neji]
Naruto (11:06:56 PM): [ >> Sasuke's hair doesn't have a name. ]
Sakura (11:07:25 PM): [That's not true, Naruto! D: I call it - ]
Tenten (11:07:30 PM): [That's why I said just about everything and not everything, otouto.]
Neji (11:07:31 PM): [......]
Naruto (11:07:33 PM): [ ... ?! ]]
Sakura (11:07:40 PM): [I mean...I used to call it...]
Neji (11:07:41 PM): [Sakura san. Please keep that to yourself]
Naruto (11:07:54 PM): [ ... call it ... !? ]
Sakura (11:07:56 PM): [...>///> Yesokay.]
Sasuke (11:08:07 PM): [ . . . ]
Kiba (11:08:09 PM): ((ROFL ILU))
Naruto (11:08:26 PM): [ No! Tell me! ]
Naruto (11:08:28 PM): [ I wanna know! ]
Sakura (11:08:35 PM): [D:! *Jumps* Oh...hello, Sasuke-kun~]
Naruto (11:08:48 PM): [ Saaaa~ku~ra-chaaaan D: ]
Sakura (11:10:34 PM): [*Smallflail* No! Nonono. It's nothing. It's...I just though... >>!]
Sakura (11:10:34 PM): [*Goes quiet IMMEDIATLY* >>]
Naruto (11:10:42 PM): [ ... ]
Naruto (11:10:46 PM): [ Oh COME ON. ]
Sakura (11:11:41 PM): [It was a LONG time ago. It doesn't matter anymore *...Tiny smile*]
Naruto (11:12:34 PM): [ >_> Yes it does. I've always just called it Sasuke's Weird Hair but if it actually HAS a name I'd like to know it! ... -Omits that he actually calls it Sasuke's HOT Hair.- ]
Sasuke (11:13:24 PM): [ No. Sakura's right. It doesn't matter. *Is just certain he'll never live it down if it's something ridiculous.* . . . Wait. Why do you call my hair anything? ]
Sasuke (11:13:35 PM): [ *What is his hair doing coming up in conversation?!* ]
Naruto (11:13:59 PM): [ Because it's WEIRD, that's why! ]
Sasuke (11:14:19 PM): [ You talk about my hair. ]
Sakura (11:14:23 PM): [*...Stares at the floor* Well - well, because, whenever we would meet up at the bridge, it was always the first thing I saw. >///> ]
Sakura (11:14:38 PM): [Then, you know...the rest of you. :D]
Kiba (11:14:38 PM): (Yer all weird.)
Neji (11:14:50 PM): [Seriously. *pets*]
Naruto (11:14:57 PM): [ ... 'cause it's weird and IN YOUR FACE like a giant cowlick. God I just wanna lick -- ....... COWLICK. -Point! Ahem!- ]
Sasuke (11:15:50 PM): [ o__0 ]
Sakura (11:16:26 PM): [*Wants to touch it. Really, really badly. Reaches out a hand! - Then pulls back* :/ ...Uhm.]
Tenten (11:19:30 PM): [>.>]
Naruto (11:19:34 PM): [ ... >_>; ]
Tenten (11:19:34 PM): [<.<]
Tenten (11:19:48 PM): [o.o]
Tenten (11:19:52 PM): [-blinks-]
Sasuke (11:21:42 PM): [ . . . *Surrounded by freaks.* That's it. I'm getting a cloak with a hood. ]
Kiba (11:21:53 PM): ((AND A BLINDFOLD?))
Naruto (11:22:11 PM): [[ BLINDFOLD. PLEASE. ]]
Sakura (11:22:13 PM): [[YESPLZ.]]
Naruto (11:22:14 PM): [ ... ]
Naruto (11:22:28 PM): [ ... That's - kinky, Sasuke. -Appraisingly, predatory look.- ]
Sasuke (11:23:02 PM): [ << ]
Sakura (11:23:45 PM): [*Grins, as well* Sasuke-kun... ]
Naruto (11:25:26 PM): [ ... -JUMPS on him, tying his own hitai-ate around his eyes.- ]
Neji (11:25:45 PM): [.......]
Sasuke (11:25:51 PM): [ Gh-- HEY. ]
Neji (11:25:57 PM): [[I just did something that's against everything I've ever stood for.]]
Kiba (11:26:06 PM): ((Ouiii?))
Neji (11:26:09 PM): [[The Neji needs some alone time now. Be back later]]
Naruto (11:26:10 PM): [[ ...? ]]
Tenten (11:26:10 PM): [[What did you do? >.>]]
Naruto (11:26:17 PM): [[ o___o ]]
Tenten (11:26:19 PM): [[D:]]
Kiba (11:26:32 PM): ((o____o))
Tenten (11:26:59 PM): [[...Now I'm worried]]
Sakura (11:27:07 PM): [[Me too. D:]]
Tenten (11:28:16 PM): [[;_;]]
Sakura (11:29:20 PM): [[:/ *Will wait for the Neji, instead*]]]]
Sakura (11:29:25 PM): *
Tenten (11:29:40 PM): [[-Seconds that-]]
Kiba (11:30:57 PM): (( D: ))
Sasuke (11:43:26 PM): [[ . . . ]]
Naruto (11:43:54 PM): [ ... -Ties it TIGHT, the metal glinting from around his eyes.- Nnhehehee~ ]
Sasuke (11:45:00 PM): [ *Clenches jaw.* Naruto... ]
Naruto (11:45:27 PM): [ What~? -Draps arms over his shoulders from behind, leaning in to nuzzle at jaw.- It looks good on you. <3 ]
Sasuke (11:47:19 PM): [ Shouldn't it be on my forehead? *Grumbly add,* If anywhere... ]
Naruto (11:48:07 PM): [ No. You don't deserve that, yet. -Tongue flicks against an earlobe.- ]
Sasuke (11:49:15 PM): [ *Jerks aside. Teeth still clenched,* Then surely it should be removed. ]
Naruto (11:50:47 PM): [ You have hands. If you really wanted to, you could have taken it off yourself by now. -Trails hands down his chest, grinning into the slope of his neck.- ]
Sasuke (11:51:55 PM): [ *Reaches up--* ]
Naruto (11:52:24 PM): [ -Grabs that hand, instantly. Shoves it between his thighs.- Uh-uh. ]
(11:55:15 PM) Kabuto has left the room.
(11:55:29 PM) Kiba has left the room.
(11:55:36 PM) Kabuto has entered the room.
Sasuke (11:55:40 PM): [[ Squeak... ]]
Tenten (11:55:45 PM): [[Wb <3]]
Kabuto (11:56:08 PM): (>O BAD INTERWEBS)
Sasuke (11:56:12 PM): [ . . . Why do you want me blindfolded? ]
Sakura (11:56:26 PM): [[YES, WB. ...Continue with the smut now, plz. <3]]
Naruto (11:56:32 PM): [ ... Because ... -In his ear.- ... It's hot? ]
Sakura (12:00:05 AM): [[*...turns on Riku's theme~*]]
Sasuke (12:00:21 AM): [ It's not-- *huffs, frustrated and trying to be annoyed when-- when, when he does something annoying like that.* All it does is impede on my eyesight. You're a freak. Remove this. ]
Kabuto (12:00:48 AM): ((Operative word here being 'turns on'.))
Sakura (12:01:29 AM): [[...Thank you, Squeak. ]]
Kabuto (12:01:36 AM): ((:3))
Naruto (12:03:19 AM): [ No. -Presses that hand in further between his legs - his own hand, and the tan one over it, around its fingers, holding it there. Moves against him, tongue trailing against his ear.- You can't look disappointed like this. ]
Sasuke (12:07:44 AM): [ *Fingers flex beneath his, maybe because he wants to make a fist, or maybe to rub the other's skin against his. Quiet for a moment, in a guilty sort of silence as he presses back against him -- and jerks his head aside again.* ]
Sasuke (12:07:55 AM): [Tch. Idiot. ]
Kabuto (12:14:21 AM): ((NEJI?))
Tenten (12:14:34 AM): [[>.>]]
Naruto (12:15:28 AM): [ -Floods warmth into his neck, smiling because he won and because he likes winning. Fans fingers along his inner thighs, just ... hanging there. Seriously.- You still like it. <3 ]
Sasuke (12:19:19 AM): [ *Snorts.* Don't fool yourself. *Fingers flex against his hand again, head slightly tilted aside... not to give him access to anything, nothing of the sort, just because he jerked that way...* <3 ]
Naruto (12:35:35 AM): [[ ... I have to go to beeeed. ]]
Kabuto (12:35:46 AM): ((I thought that said "I have to go to bleed".)
Tenten (12:35:52 AM): [[xD]]
Naruto (12:35:53 AM): [[ That too. ]]
Tenten (12:36:00 AM): [[I don't blame you Otouto <3]]
Sakura (12:36:07 AM): [[DD:]]
Naruto (12:36:16 AM): [[ <333 ]]
Sakura (12:36:21 AM): [[G'night~ <3]
Naruto (12:36:22 AM): [[ Wheeee. I'm off Tuesday and Wednesday. ]]
Tenten (12:36:32 AM): [[Sweet dreams darling <3]]
Naruto (12:36:35 AM): [[ :D <3 G'night, babes. <333 ]]
Kabuto (12:36:38 AM): (Night <3)
(12:37:01 AM) NakedInTheOnsen has left the room.
Sasuke (12:40:11 AM): [ . . . *Abandoned. Blindfolded. Tears it off.* >_> ]
Tenten (12:40:37 AM): [-patpat-]
Sakura (12:40:41 AM): [:/ ]
Kabuto (12:40:48 AM): (*tuts*)
Tenten (12:43:54 AM): [I think I'll go to bed now too]
Tenten (12:44:02 AM): [Sweet dreams guys <3]
Sakura (12:44:09 AM): [Niiight, Ten~]
Kabuto (12:44:13 AM): (G'night!)
Sasuke (12:44:18 AM): [ Night ]