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endless_scrolls) wrote2009-05-10 09:48 pm
endless_scrolls) wrote2009-05-10 09:48 pm
Log: TLD Cow, Pt 2
Title: TLD Cow, Pt 2
Type: Crack!RP log
Fandom: TLD!Naruto
Character(s): Tobi, Yakushi Kabuto, Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuuga Neji, Uzumaki Naruto, Tenten, Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba, Hidan, Uchiha Itachi
Warning(s): Lulz to the highest order.
Disclaimer: I own only the part that I played in this.
Note: Log made January 21, 2007. Continued from Part 1 [ HERE ]. One of the many reasons why I will always love the folks over at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
theselostdreams. I miss you guys so much right now~
Dedicated to:theselostdreams; <3 means forever baby~
CONTINUED
Hidan (8:29:54 PM): You gave me a shrapnel cookie. Who would be grateful for something like that?
Tobi (8:30:29 PM): It was CHOCOLATE!
Itachi (8:30:30 PM): I would be. Tobi may I have a cookie please?
Tobi (8:30:36 PM): *hands one*
Itachi (8:31:03 PM): *Munches slowly, and swallows with no difficulty*
Itachi (8:31:07 PM): Mm, Shrapnel indeed. Thank you Tobi, it was very good.
Hidan (8:31:13 PM): I bet my TONGUE is - yeah! It's BLEEDING. ... -Bites it really hard, REALLY fast, REALLY discretely. Opens mouth, flashing the gouged tongue all bloody and ... gross.-
Hidan (8:31:20 PM): Sthee?
Hinata (8:31:30 PM): *squeaks. Oh, ew.*
Tobi (8:31:31 PM): You bit it!
Neji (8:31:32 PM): You just did that.
Neji (8:31:39 PM): You were talking find a moment ago.
Hidan (8:31:43 PM): ...
Hidan (8:31:45 PM): Shut up.
Hidan (8:31:47 PM): You're a woman.
Neji (8:31:51 PM): No lisp, no apparent sound of an injury in your mouth.
Hidan (8:31:55 PM): Woman don't have the right to speak.
Itachi (8:31:57 PM): And you're a sore loser.
Hinata (8:32:01 PM): *small frown*
Neji (8:32:02 PM): I'm not a woman. >>
Hidan (8:32:09 PM): And you have a sore ass from getting fucked by a shark last night.
Itachi (8:32:10 PM): Sore losers should go sit in a corner by themselves.
Hinata (8:32:15 PM): *--though would gladly trade her bust with Neji*
Neji (8:32:22 PM): *chokes on spit. oh...shark nvm.*
Hinata (8:32:23 PM): *would have less attention brought to her then*
Sakura (8:32:37 PM): *Glares in Hidan's...general direction*
Sakura (8:32:39 PM): >/
Neji (8:32:47 PM): I was not fucked by a shark. >>
Neji (8:32:51 PM): Or by anyone.
Tobi (8:32:56 PM): No no, Neji-san. He's refering to Itachi-san
Tobi (8:33:01 PM): Kisame-san looks like a shark :D
Neji (8:33:03 PM): Oh...
Sakura (8:33:19 PM): *Mumbles* There aren't even any shark in Konoha. >>
Neji (8:33:20 PM): Well he should clarify.
Itachi (8:33:25 PM): I believe we already discussed this Hidan, numerous times.
Neji (8:33:26 PM): He's stupid. >>
Neji (8:33:29 PM): He'd say something like that.
Itachi (8:33:51 PM): While it is in fact sorely disappointing, Kisame is poorly equipped for sexual activity.
Tobi (8:34:26 PM): I only thought he couldn't... you know... suck... and... *concentrates on his cookies*
Hinata (8:34:50 PM): ... .////. *tunes out of the conversation*
Hidan (8:35:03 PM): ...
Hidan (8:35:04 PM): >_>
Neji (8:35:16 PM): *covering face with his hands*
Hidan (8:35:19 PM): Stop lying. Your badly sound-proofed room doesn't lie.
Itachi (8:35:40 PM): It's called mastubation, Hidan. Not that you'd know.
Hidan (8:35:47 PM): ....
Hidan (8:35:48 PM): Ew.
Hidan (8:35:53 PM): You fucking sinful --
Itachi (8:35:53 PM): In any case, I'm sure Kisame has his needs as well.
Hidan (8:35:54 PM): ew.
Tobi (8:36:10 PM): SOBUNNY THESE COOKIES ARE PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
Itachi (8:36:10 PM): He just doesn't get off on me, so to speak.
Itachi (8:36:14 PM): SO STFU.
Hinata (8:36:18 PM): --*HEARD TOBI*
Hinata (8:36:28 PM): I think Teddy would like some cookies!
Hinata (8:36:32 PM): *calls over!*
Tobi (8:36:55 PM): *rushes a little plate of cookies over to Hinata and Teddy*
Hinata (8:37:23 PM): T-thank you. .__.;; *rushed. tuning out other peopleeee*
Hidan (8:37:37 PM): Like I care.
Hinata (8:37:40 PM): *makes Teddy pick up a cookie, drops it, and tries again.*
Hidan (8:37:46 PM): What am I? Dr. Phil? Don't tell me your problems.
(8:38:23 PM) Hidan has left the room.
(8:38:31 PM) Hidan has entered the room.
Itachi (8:39:01 PM): *annoyed, and leaving the room*
Itachi (8:39:25 PM): *actually can't deal with Hidan for more than five minutes*
Tobi (8:39:37 PM): Itachi-san! You shouldn't be leaving alone!
Itachi (8:39:43 PM): Then what do you suppose I do, Tobi? *MIFFED*
Tobi (8:39:59 PM): . . . *offers the plate of cookies* Have more?
Itachi (8:40:08 PM): ....
Hidan (8:40:12 PM): Nahahahah. What a pussy.
Itachi (8:40:22 PM): *takes a cookie, eats it slowly* Thank you.
Itachi (8:40:29 PM): *GLARES DEATH*
Hidan (8:40:33 PM): You're a fuckin' woman. That's why Kisame can't get his bone through the doggy door.
Tobi (8:40:48 PM): Hidan-san, that's what women are for
Tobi (8:40:53 PM): What you just said makes no sense.
Itachi (8:40:53 PM): *EYES DAMNIT, EYES*
Itachi (8:41:07 PM): ...He's right, you know. Dumbfuck
Hidan (8:41:16 PM): Don't call me a dumbfuck you pussy-wielder.
Hidan (8:41:26 PM): Women are for dishes and laundry.
Itachi (8:41:28 PM): ....
Neji (8:41:29 PM): He's not a woman. >>
Tenten (8:41:30 PM): ...
Hidan (8:41:31 PM): And ... children-making.
Itachi (8:41:34 PM): *LEAVES*
Hinata (8:41:37 PM): ... :-(
Tenten (8:41:37 PM): -twitch-
Neji (8:41:37 PM): And I'm sure Sakura san and Ten don't appreciate that.
Hidan (8:41:38 PM): And ... other trivial things.
Hinata (8:41:41 PM): *really doesnt like him*
Sakura (8:41:43 PM): [ROFL HIDAN. If you weren't such a bastard, I'D LOVE YOU.]
Hidan (8:42:04 PM): [ IF ONLY HIS GOD DIDN'T TAKE UP THE PLACE OF A WOMAN AND BABIES AND EVERYTHING ELSE. ]
Tobi (8:42:12 PM): [AND TOBI :(]
Neji (8:41:45 PM): and Hinata sama.
Tobi (8:41:55 PM): And they can fight too!
Hinata (8:41:55 PM): *AND NEJI FORGOT HER.*
Tobi (8:42:01 PM): But they can do all that other stuff
Tenten (8:42:08 PM): ...Don't make me ram a pike thru your chest... >(
Neji (8:42:08 PM): *DID NOT*
Hidan (8:42:14 PM): Women have tits. They can't fight.
Itachi (8:42:17 PM): *GONE*
Hidan (8:42:26 PM): It's just an illusion.
Tobi (8:42:33 PM): Well, if you have little ones it doesn't matter
Sakura (8:42:33 PM): ..*Glares RIGHT AT HIM, now* ...
Tobi (8:42:46 PM): Like Sakura-san! She's strong!
Hinata (8:42:46 PM): -- *gives a small hopeful look at Sakura*
Hidan (8:42:55 PM): I don't know these people - therefore, I don't care.
Itachi (8:42:45 PM): [No seriosuly, I'm gone now, bye]
Hidan (8:42:48 PM): [ NO. D: ]
Tobi (8:42:48 PM): [D:]
Tobi (8:42:53 PM): [BYE ITACHI I LOVE YOU <3]
Hinata (8:42:55 PM): [ ): ]
Itachi (8:42:59 PM): [Shower guys, chill.]
Hidan (8:43:04 PM): [ D: <3 ]
Kiba (8:43:05 PM): (BYYYE D: )
Tenten (8:43:13 PM): [Bye!!! <333]
Itachi (8:43:25 PM): [And seriously, I'll be back.]
Tobi (8:43:30 PM): [:DDD!]
Tenten (8:43:33 PM): [Yes please do come back]
Itachi (8:43:48 PM): [It's just. A. Shower.]
Hidan (8:43:55 PM): [ OKAY. GET OFF TO MY FACE. <3 ]
Naruto (8:44:00 PM): [ OR MINE. ]
Itachi (8:44:08 PM): [EW. YOUR FACE MAKES ME PUKE.]
Naruto (8:44:11 PM): [ .. ;_; ]
Neji (8:44:13 PM): [LMAO]
Itachi (8:44:14 PM): [But Naruto's is cool.]
Naruto (8:44:15 PM): [ B-b-but ]
Sakura (8:44:16 PM): [D:!]
Naruto (8:44:18 PM): [ -- weehee~ :D ]
Itachi (8:44:24 PM): [HIDAN HOWEVER EQUALS EW.]
Hidan (8:44:29 PM): [ AHAHAHAHAHAH. ]
Itachi (8:44:36 PM): [BECAUSE THE EYES WERE NOT WORKING TONIGHT, AND I LEAVE DEFEATED.]
Neji (8:43:57 PM): I think the ladies in this room should shut him up.
Hidan (8:44:39 PM): Anyway, Tobi.
Hidan (8:44:42 PM): Why aren't you getting me food?
Tobi (8:44:58 PM): I- well, I'm not the server here, Tenten-san is!
Tenten (8:45:07 PM): >_>
Hidan (8:45:13 PM): I don't want Tenten-san to get me food.
Hidan (8:45:20 PM): ... Out of everyone here, she's the most competent, it seems like.
Neji (8:45:33 PM): >>
Hidan (8:45:34 PM): ... -Scritches through hair.- So go kill me a cow.
Sakura (8:45:38 PM): *Stares at Tobi now, wondering how the hell he can put up with that jerk*
Hidan (8:45:47 PM): I'll make it myself.
Tobi (8:45:51 PM): A whole entire cow, Hidan-san?
Hidan (8:45:57 PM): Yes.
Tenten (8:45:59 PM): ...We have cows in Konoha?
Hidan (8:46:00 PM): A whole entire cow.
Hinata (8:46:09 PM): .. ..
Tobi (8:46:14 PM): I don't think they have cows in Konoha
Hidan (8:46:18 PM): I don't know! If you can't find one here, go look somewhere else.
Tobi (8:46:34 PM): I'm not going across the world to get you a cow!
Hidan (8:46:41 PM): You're gonna GET ME A COW.
Neji (8:46:49 PM): Stand up to him Tobi!
Tobi (8:47:22 PM): I don't know where to find cows!
Tobi (8:47:37 PM): *starting to flail*
Kiba (8:47:05 PM): (Didn't Naruto get like .. pointlessly chased by some cows for like a whole episode?)
Neji (8:47:12 PM): [They were bulls]
Naruto (8:47:16 PM): [ Bulls. XD ]
Neji (8:47:18 PM): [and it was for half an episode]
Kiba (8:47:22 PM): (WELL BULLS ARE MAN COWS)
Tenten (8:47:22 PM): [Oh yeah, the bulls]
Neji (8:47:25 PM): [He was LOST for the entire episode though]
Kiba (8:47:35 PM): (PRESUMABLY YOU DON'T LIKE)
Neji (8:47:38 PM): [Like a dumbass who hasn't lived in Konoha his whole damn life]
Kiba (8:47:39 PM): (ONLY GET MAN COWS ON ONE CONTINENT)
Kiba (8:47:43 PM): (AND NO LADY COWS)
Kiba (8:47:48 PM): (except in like. Kanto.)
Sakura (8:47:51 PM): [xD]
Kiba (8:48:16 PM): (Where like you have to put your male cow in a tiny ball and sail to another continent to find women cows)
Hidan (8:47:48 PM): GO LOOK.
Hidan (8:47:52 PM): You aren't INCAPABLE.
Tobi (8:47:56 PM): I'M NOT FINISHED MY COOKIES YET.
Hidan (8:48:12 PM): I don't give a FUCK.
Hidan (8:48:16 PM): Do you wanna see me ANGRY?
Tobi (8:48:29 PM): . . . nosir
Hidan (8:48:36 PM): That's right. Now go kill me a cow.
Hidan (8:48:41 PM): And make it snappy.
Tenten (8:48:46 PM): ...Why don't you go kill it yourself?
Hidan (8:48:48 PM): -Old.-
Hinata (8:48:49 PM): *crawls out. SCARED of Hidan.*
Tobi (8:48:54 PM): *squeaks a response and runs into the back*
Hidan (8:48:54 PM): Because I just got my nails done.
Hidan (8:48:56 PM): >_>
Hidan (8:49:00 PM): -Flashes them.-
Tenten (8:49:08 PM): ...And you accuse Itachi-san of being a woman...
Tobi (8:49:12 PM): Okay. Okay VOID. Don't fail me now. I want a cow! Give me a cow, VOID!
Tobi (8:49:20 PM): *WISHES REALLY HARD FOR A COW*
Tenten (8:49:31 PM): [Lmao, Tobi that's so cute]
Tobi (8:49:49 PM): [Tenten DID say you could get anything you wanted from the VOID!]
Tenten (8:49:57 PM): [This is true]
Tenten (8:50:14 PM): [-Void gives Tobi a cow- :D]
Hidan (8:49:22 PM): I'm not a WOMAN. I just like taking care of myself.
Sakura (8:49:40 PM): ...>>
Tenten (8:49:46 PM): ...Right.
Neji (8:49:56 PM): You ARE a woman.
Neji (8:50:04 PM): Even I don't take care of my nails >>
Hidan (8:50:07 PM): You're gay. Stop talking.
Neji (8:50:16 PM): and I'm the one who will STEAL FROM THE MAIN HOUSE to get good shampoo.
Hinata (8:50:23 PM): .... yesyoudo.
Hidan (8:50:23 PM): I'm sorry that I don't want disgusting yellow nails.
Hinata (8:50:30 PM): *GLAD HE FINALLY ADMITTED TO IT*
Hidan (8:50:33 PM): Actually, I'm not sorry.
Hinata (8:50:38 PM): *had crawled back just to say that*
Neji (8:50:38 PM): *everyone knew anyway*
Tobi (8:50:41 PM): *IS AMAZED as the cow pops into being before him!* Oh VOID! You're a savior!
Hidan (8:51:10 PM): -Here's the moooooooooooooo.- ... KILL IT, you slow bastard.
Tobi (8:51:11 PM): *kills the cow, draaaags it out of the back room* Uuuurg, Hidan-san! I have your- ooof- cow!
Neji (8:51:17 PM): Wait wait...
Neji (8:51:19 PM): So the manicure...
Hidan (8:51:32 PM): ... -Vaguely impressed.- That was fast. What, do you they have a butchery at every street corner 'er something?
Neji (8:51:35 PM): Did you do it yourself or did you pay money you could have used for food to get it done?
Tenten (8:51:42 PM): ...-stares at the trail of blood- ...I'll get the mop -_-'
Tobi (8:51:43 PM): No. I got it from the VOID.
Hidan (8:51:47 PM): . . .
Tobi (8:51:51 PM): :D
Kiba (8:51:54 PM): *nosetwitch*
Hidan (8:51:55 PM): . . . Okaaaaay.
Tobi (8:52:13 PM): [... is it just me or was that adorable?]
Kiba (8:52:18 PM): (Thoroughly.)
Tenten (8:52:27 PM): [So adorable, yes]
Tenten (8:52:19 PM): -mops up cow blood, oh joy-
Kiba (8:52:32 PM): Hey, what's bleed .. ing .....
Kiba (8:52:38 PM): *stares at cow*
Hidan (8:52:41 PM): -Tosses off the cloak, dropping it over the counter. Rolls out the kinks in his shoulders, sizing up the carcass expertly.-
Tobi (8:52:50 PM): [OH YES PLEASE]
Tobi (8:52:53 PM): [DO IT AGAIN]
Neji (8:53:03 PM): *disgusted look*.......raw...?
Sakura (8:54:24 PM): ...*Eyes the dead cow warily, then taps the bar counter* Uhm...Tenten? Are you really going to - to allow this?
Hidan (8:54:33 PM): Hmmm... -Approaches, dropping down into a crouch at it's flank, eyes roaming. Reaches over and snatches the pike lying against the counter.- Get back if you don't want Deidara-chan bitching at you for your fucked up cloak.
Tenten (8:54:40 PM): -Blood, blood everywhere. Cleanclean-
Tobi (8:54:51 PM): ... *hides behind Hidan, grabbing his shoulders*
Hidan (8:55:00 PM): -...Doesn't bother pointing out her cleaning will be meaningless in a moment.-
Tenten (8:55:32 PM): -Just cleaning the trail Tobi made when he dragged the cow in, knows it's going to be gory soon enough-
Tenten (8:56:06 PM): Hm? What was that Sakura?
Hidan (8:56:17 PM): -Shrugs him off, running the very tip of the pike from the animal's shoulder to it's thigh, just skirting the top layer of its coat - sizing it.- Good. She wasn't pregnant...
Tobi (8:56:40 PM): *grabs on again* Why would she be? I didn't ask for a pregnant cow.
Hidan (8:56:57 PM): -Twitchy eye.- Tobi. Stop talking.
Tenten (8:57:13 PM): [Lol, Tobi-logic, how I love it xD]
Sakura (8:57:33 PM): ...Uh. *Wrinkles nose at the SMELL, OH GOD* I...uhm. I don't think that's...going to be very good for business. D:
Tenten (8:58:09 PM): Well...You guys are still here. >.>
Hidan (8:58:44 PM): -Brings an arm back, readying the pike - and then, drives it in, right into the chest and in between ribs, wasting no time in tearing through the entire mid-section with a loud, gory tear of flesh and spray of blood.-
Tenten (8:58:54 PM): And honestly in a village of shinobis, would chopping up a cow really be that bad?
Hidan (8:59:08 PM): ... -Enjoying it, too, if the creepy-pedophile grin isn't enough of a NOTIFICATION.-
Neji (8:59:16 PM): Ugh....*about to be sick at the way Hidan eats*
Sasuke (8:58:04 PM): [ *returns* ]
Sakura (8:59:46 PM): [ANIMAL ABUSE. DDDX]
Hidan (8:59:50 PM): [ IT'S DEAD. ]
Hidan (8:59:51 PM): [ <3333 ]
Sakura (9:00:02 PM): [...<3 T__T]
Neji (9:00:03 PM): [No there's another term for it...and wb Sasuke kun <3333]
Sakura (9:00:14 PM): [Sasuke-kun... :D]
Sasuke (9:00:26 PM): [ <3 ]
Sakura (9:00:29 PM): [...PleasemakeHidanstopthat. D:]
Sakura (9:00:33 PM): [*Shivers*]
Tobi (9:00:40 PM): *EEPS AND DUCKS*
Hidan (9:00:49 PM): -Throws a leg over its middle, sitting on top of it with a disgusting squelch of muscle and flesh. Reaches into the wound, digging around for - ah! RETRIEVES THE HEART.-
Hinata (9:01:01 PM): [ *goes pale* ]
Hinata (9:01:12 PM): [ --Im going back to being on brb. ]
Hinata (9:01:14 PM): [ ;ldkfj;as ]
Hidan (9:01:21 PM): [ .... XD; <3 ]
Kiba (9:01:27 PM): (Ahahaaaa.)
Hinata (9:01:47 PM): [ *serious* ]
Tenten (9:01:58 PM): [I love you Hinata <3]
Tobi (9:02:01 PM): [<333]
Tobi (9:02:15 PM): [I'm sorry Reichi's such a sick disgusting freak]
Tobi (9:02:40 PM): [Instead, have cute]
Tobi (9:01:16 PM): You aren't going to trick Kakuzu-san with that AGAIN, are you?
Hidan (9:03:02 PM): Nah. That bastard put a dollar on my bed attached to a string and ... dragged me all over the bat cave with it. ... It wasn't funny when it lead to Leader ... naked ... in the ... bath.
Hidan (9:03:07 PM): ... -. . . squeezes the heart.-
Tobi (9:03:34 PM): At least it wasn't Zetsu-san.
Tenten (9:03:42 PM): -flat- Enjoying yourself?
Tobi (9:04:04 PM): Does he shower or just get watered?
Hidan (9:04:04 PM): ... Fuck Zetsu. I bet he has PLANT PARTS.
Tobi (9:04:13 PM): ... so he can impregnate himself?!
Tobi (9:04:23 PM): *overwhelmed by this*
Tenten (9:04:31 PM): ...-blinkblink-
Neji (9:04:38 PM): *is going to be sick*
Neji (9:04:43 PM): *runs to the bathroom*
Hidan (9:04:51 PM): -Reaches for the liver, eyeing Tenten, a trickle of red dripping down the angle of his nose.- Yes. So much fun. - And probably. I wouldn't know. That's fuckin' gross.
Tenten (9:05:48 PM): -lifts a foot as the blood splatters a little more, trying to avoid getting it on her shoes but fails-...
Hidan (9:06:58 PM): -Drops the liver next to the heart, arms completely covered in blood by this time up to the biceps.- Freaks. He makes plant noises.
Tobi (9:07:16 PM): Plants make noises?
Tenten (9:07:28 PM): -eyes all the blood- ...This is going to be hell to get out.
Hidan (9:07:34 PM): They're creepy clicky-cricky noises.
Tobi (9:07:45 PM): I've never heard plants make that noise.
Tobi (9:07:57 PM): I've heard y'know.. the kinda rushy sound when there's wind
Tobi (9:08:14 PM): Never clicky-cricky.
Hidan (9:08:17 PM): -THRUSTS the arm back in with a gory SQUELCH, searching up to the shoulder this time, head leaning against the flank.- ... He makes noises. Don't call me a liar, you fuck.
Tenten (9:08:32 PM): What the hell are you looking for?
Itachi (9:08:37 PM): *glad he's at least.... civilized, unlike SOMEONE.*
Tobi (9:08:39 PM): I'm not saying you're lying, I'm saying you're wrong.
Hidan (9:08:44 PM): Bladder.
Itachi (9:08:46 PM): *mutter* Freak.
Tobi (9:08:48 PM): Maybe they're just Zetsu noises.
Tobi (9:09:05 PM): Itachi-san! I thought you left!
Itachi (9:09:05 PM): [HAY GUESS WUT I'M BACK.]
Tenten (9:09:27 PM): [Welcome back to the mutilation of a cow :D]
Hidan (9:09:15 PM): Ugh, he didn't leave.
Hidan (9:09:25 PM): ... Zetsu noises are plant noises.
Tobi (9:09:40 PM): But plants don't go clicky-cricky
Hidan (9:10:06 PM): Don't QUESTION ME. I've been alive a lot longer than your little shit-faced self. I think I'd KNOW.
Hidan (9:10:07 PM): -Lying.-
Tenten (9:10:37 PM): Any particular reason you're saving the organs instead of throwing them away?
Tobi (9:10:42 PM): I've probably spent more time lazing around with the plants, though!
Tobi (9:10:47 PM): I think I'd know.
Itachi (9:11:36 PM): They definitely don't go clickety-crickety, dumbass. And I think Tobi would know what sounds Zetsu makes better than you do, considering the amount of time he's spent with him.
Hidan (9:11:39 PM): The organs are still good. The only ones I'm getting rid of are the waste-organs.
Tobi (9:12:00 PM): Oh, Zetsu goes clicky-cricky.
Hidan (9:12:01 PM): Shut the fuck up, rat. -Flicks BLOOD at him.-
Tobi (9:12:03 PM): Definately.
Tenten (9:12:11 PM): I can't imagine why anyone would want to eat those.
Tobi (9:12:12 PM): He's just the only one that does it.
Itachi (9:12:44 PM): Oh, my apologies then, Tobi. *easily side-steps flung blood, kthx*
Tobi (9:13:15 PM): Hidan-san? Why don't you take a leg off or something?
Tobi (9:13:26 PM): It came out of the VOID. You won't be wasting.
Tenten (9:14:42 PM): [I'm so tempted to just shove Hidan aside and yank out the organs for him]
Hidan (9:14:42 PM): ... This creature was alive once, Tobi. The least I can do is make sure it isn't wasted. I don't give a shit about what you think on the matter.
Tobi (9:14:55 PM): I thought you only cared about killing things
Hidan (9:15:32 PM): People.
Hidan (9:15:54 PM): -Wrenches out the bladder, letting it flop a fair distance away from the other organs ew.-
Tenten (9:16:03 PM): -Makes a face-
Tobi (9:16:59 PM): *squeaks and hides further behind Hidan, peeking out over his shoulders* What's next?
Tenten (9:19:04 PM): I would imagine the stomach.
Hidan (9:19:39 PM): Uh - spleen, kidneys, intenstines, and ... huh, I haven't done this in a while ...
Tenten (9:20:23 PM): Don't forget the lungs.
Hidan (9:21:57 PM): -Goes back to work - and finishes quickly, pulling gore-coated arms out to eye the pile of ... gunk and organs at his left.- ... Alright, then.
Hidan (9:22:19 PM): ... -Runs the back of a palm over his lips, licking off the blood in a single sweep of tongue.-
Tobi (9:22:33 PM): You could get sick from that D:
Hidan (9:22:37 PM): Nah.
Tenten (9:22:39 PM): -Slides the trashcan towards him with her foot-
Tobi (9:22:42 PM): You can
Tobi (9:22:44 PM): You really can
Tobi (9:22:52 PM): If you could it could kill you
Tobi (9:23:00 PM): But you can't so it'd probably just be really uncomfortable
Tobi (9:23:06 PM): But you like that stuff anyways so go ahead.
Hidan (9:23:45 PM): -Takes it with a small lift of chin. Begins tossing the organs that aren't edible in the trash.- You don't know anything about me, kid. I don't wanna hear that medical nonsense.
Tobi (9:24:20 PM): I don't know anything about medicine I was just sayin'
Hinata (9:23:43 PM): [ Keep it nice from here on. Tenten just said its mostly done with squicky stuff.]
Hinata (9:23:46 PM): [ :-D ]
Hinata (9:23:53 PM): [ Please? ]
Hidan (9:23:53 PM): [ ... 'Kay. He's just ... cleaning up. XD ]
Hinata (9:23:57 PM): [ Okay <33]
Hinata (9:24:14 PM): *crawls in and hides behind the bar*
Hidan (9:24:18 PM): [ I was gonna do a whole meat-foraging scene but I'll just leave it out ... ]
Hinata (9:24:38 PM): [ If you want to? Go ahead. I'll go again. ive got things Im doing anywho <3]
Hidan (9:24:45 PM): [ Naw. ]
Hinata (9:24:49 PM): [ Tenten, be a dear and inform me <33 ]
Hidan (9:24:54 PM): [ Wouldn't wanna do that if it doesn't make you comfortable. ]
Hidan (9:24:55 PM): [ <3 ]
Hinata (9:25:39 PM): [I just cant read things like that AS theyre being written. I can go back in a day and be fine with it. <3 Go ahead, dear. Like I said, Im tending to things. ]
Hinata (9:25:45 PM): [ *eyes sewing machine* ]
Hidan (9:26:05 PM): [ Alrighty. <3~ ]
Tenten (9:26:06 PM): [I've seen my grandmother prepare a chicken so I'm just not...effected :P]
Tobi (9:26:21 PM): [I pulled apart a pig so I'm good :D]
Hidan (9:26:30 PM): [ XD My dad cleans deer out all the time. I've helped. ]
Itachi (9:26:35 PM): [...I just was never squeamish.]
Neji (9:26:36 PM): [*has had a duck's severed head quack at him. Would not be affected irl*]
Tobi (9:26:42 PM): [WTF NEJI]
Tobi (9:26:46 PM): [W. T. F.]
Tenten (9:26:47 PM): [That is just awesome]
Tenten (9:26:55 PM): [I love you Neji]
Hinata (9:27:02 PM): [ ... I used to poke fishes organs as my dad cleaned them. THEIR LUNGS ARE ORANGE.]
Sasuke (9:27:25 PM): [ I am so jealous. My parents never did cool stuff like that. ]
Neji (9:27:33 PM): [Also...I've opened up my grandma's fridge to have a severed cows head, a goats head, and a sheeps head say HI! =D]
Tenten (9:27:46 PM): [Lmao, wow]
Itachi (9:27:47 PM): [Homygosh, Neji!]
Neji (9:28:22 PM): [I freaked out the first time I saw it. Now I just wave back.]
Tenten (9:28:35 PM): [xD]
Tobi (9:28:43 PM): [Why does your grandma keep animal heads in her fridge?]
Neji (9:28:54 PM): [Because she makes food out of them]
Neji (9:29:15 PM): [We're Mexican. We don't believe in wasting any part of an animals body. Or something like that....]
Hidan (9:29:22 PM): [ <3 You're cute. ]
Neji (9:29:34 PM): [She makes tacos out of their eyes, brain, tongue, etc.]
Hidan (9:27:07 PM): I'm not gonna get sick.
Tobi (9:27:25 PM): Are you immune and immortal?!
Tenten (9:27:34 PM): I don't know. There's mad cow disease.
Tobi (9:27:57 PM): Anyways, the VOID wouldn't do that.
Hidan (9:28:44 PM): -Rubs hands off on the cow's coat, reaching for his pike again. Uses a shoulder to heave and push the creature over onto a different angle.- What the FUCK is the VOID. You need to stop reading children's books.
Tobi (9:29:47 PM): No! It's real! Tenten-san told me about it and how it's what makes all the couches appear and stuff and I thought that it could give me a cow, too, so I asked for one and it just POPPED into existence and now you're pulling it apart
Hidan (9:29:45 PM): [ ... One time my dad brought home a dead fox and laid it on our porch. ]
Neji (9:29:46 PM): [and then the blood she boils it and eats it like soup.]
Hidan (9:29:47 PM): [ ... ]
Tobi (9:30:18 PM): [... kay, the soup part is gross]
Hidan (9:30:23 PM): [ ... It was really big and red. ]
Hidan (9:30:25 PM): [ ... and ... ]
Hidan (9:30:28 PM): [ ... it was dead. ]
Neji (9:30:31 PM): [That's granny for you.]
Tobi (9:30:32 PM): [Cow tongue is actually not that bad]
Neji (9:30:54 PM): [I tend to not want to eat at her house anymore....]
Hidan (9:31:30 PM): [ That's awesome, Neji. She's a vampire. <3 ]
Hidan (9:31:32 PM): [ XD ]
Itachi (9:31:34 PM): [And now I've become an anorexic, thank you. I'm nebver eating. Ever, Again.]
Hidan (9:31:42 PM): [ I'd try it. ]
Hidan (9:31:44 PM): [ The blood. ]
Hidan (9:31:48 PM): [ Sounds neat. ]
Tobi (9:31:49 PM): [I couldn't]
Neji (9:31:51 PM): [....Cow eye taco? =D *offers*]
Tobi (9:31:53 PM): [I'm terrified of blood]
Neji (9:32:13 PM): [I think growing up with my grandma's cooking has pretty much prepared me for Fear Factor]
Hidan (9:32:28 PM): [ I agree. XDD ]
Tenten (9:32:34 PM): [That's awesome, maybe you'll will the money :D]
Hidan (9:30:47 PM): . . .
Tobi (9:31:07 PM): It's all true!
Hidan (9:31:13 PM): -Shoves the pike back in, sawing through and tearing out a piece of flesh along the top layer of skin. Lays it aside.- Uh-huh. Right. Okay.
Tobi (9:31:31 PM): *points at the carcass over his shoulder* The proof is right. There. In front of you!
Hidan (9:35:01 PM): -Cleans out the rest of the edible sections, sitting it aside. Swings over the cow, again, pulling open its mouth. <3 Works on the tongue.-
Sakura (9:35:56 PM): [...D: What is the POINT of this..disection you're preforming, Hidan?]
Hidan (9:36:03 PM): [ ... dunno. It's hot. ]
Neji (9:36:05 PM): [Dinner time babe <3]
Hidan (9:36:06 PM): [ ... but ohmygod... ]
Kabuto (9:36:08 PM): (.. xD)
Hidan (9:36:19 PM): [ ... XDDD }
Hidan (9:36:15 PM): ... -. . . Frees it, shoving it between his teeth for safe keeping.-
Tobi (9:36:23 PM): ... you don't eat the tongue, do you?
Hidan (9:36:51 PM): -Sinks teeth in, just to bug him.- Yeah.
Neji (9:36:56 PM): In some religions it's said that eating the tongue off something gives you special powers.
Neji (9:37:02 PM): *just a random fact...yeah...*
Hidan (9:37:07 PM): -Chewchew chews it like JERKY.-
Tenten (9:37:09 PM): It's true.
Tenten (9:37:30 PM): -leans back on the counter just watching-
Hidan (9:37:32 PM): Yeah, sure, whatever. It tastes good. That's all I care about.
Neji (9:37:51 PM): Where does it all go? Is there another void inside of him or something?
Sakura (9:38:08 PM): *...Mesmerized by him eating all that meat. Stares* >///>
Neji (9:38:12 PM): I thought he'd have EXPLODED by now because of how much he's eaten.
Tenten (9:38:12 PM): He hasn't eaten anything yet, Neji.
Hidan (9:38:18 PM): [ ... he didn't eat any of it. ]
Hidan (9:38:20 PM): [ ... XDDDD ]
Hidan (9:38:24 PM): [ Yet. ]
Hidan (9:38:27 PM): [ It's all sitting aside. ]
Sakura (9:38:33 PM): [...DX]
Sakura (9:38:36 PM): [SORRY.]
Neji (9:38:38 PM): [....*has not been paying attention. Whistles as he goes off in shame*....]
Hidan (9:38:39 PM): [ <333333333 ]
Sakura (9:38:44 PM): [<3]
Sasuke (9:38:56 PM): [ *Doesn't have any idea what's going on.* :] ]
Hidan (9:39:04 PM): [ :D He's ... cleaning a cow. ]
Hidan (9:39:05 PM): [ XD ]
Tenten (9:39:18 PM): [And apparently everyone's watching him]
Sakura (9:39:24 PM): [You're probably better off that way, Sasuke-kun. D:]
Neji (9:39:32 PM): [Its' mesmorizing]
Tobi (9:39:09 PM): *gulps and shrinks behind him* Why can't you just eat cookies
Hidan (9:40:15 PM): -Shoves off, searching the beast for anything else - oh, well ... Might as well. Hacks off a hoof.- Your shrapnel cookies weren't good, you little psycho.
Itachi (9:40:39 PM): They were fine, Hidan. You just don't know how to chew,
Tobi (9:40:46 PM): THey were fine! Maybe a little stale, but perfectly fine! It was chocolate for pete sakes!
Hidan (9:40:52 PM): Shrapnel.
Itachi (9:40:52 PM): *asks for another just to prove it to him*
Hidan (9:42:49 PM): -Stands, stretching backward with bloody hands settled on the small of his back. Leans down and snatches up a leg.- Don't touch my shit or I'll kick your ass into next week. -Draaaaaaaaaags it outside.-
Tenten (9:43:27 PM): ...
Neji (9:43:35 PM): Ten....I have money saved....please allow me to buy you a new place to make your bar.
Tenten (9:43:41 PM): I just cleaned that -_-'
Tobi (9:43:41 PM): *gives one, careful not to get it in the way of any blood spray*
Neji (9:43:52 PM): That spot will forever smell of cow intestines to me.
Tobi (9:44:12 PM): Intestines don't smell that much. It's the stomach that's yucky.
Neji (9:44:20 PM): Whatever.
Tenten (9:44:23 PM): But I've been living here for years Neji
Hidan (9:44:29 PM): -Returns, rubbing at a pantleg to remove some of the gore but FAILING oh well. Drags the trash can out, next. Being HELPFUL.-
Neji (9:45:02 PM): I'll make it a better house.
Neji (9:45:05 PM): A BIGGER house.
Itachi (9:45:07 PM): *eats cookie. IS FINE, but then, anyone with the maturity of more than five years age would be.*
Neji (9:45:27 PM): You can have my ROOM if you want to.
Tenten (9:45:30 PM): -Anyone who actually chews would be fine-
Tobi (9:45:32 PM): *considers asking to help, but considers the fact that Hidan's doing it himself a blessing*
Hidan (9:45:41 PM): [ blessing XD ]
Hidan (9:45:45 PM): [ -Cough.- ]
Neji (9:46:10 PM): [Jashin must've commanded that he offer the trash can up in a fire sacrifice or something =P]
Tenten (9:46:11 PM): [I find it amusing that he's semi-nice to Tenten and on occasion Tobi :P]
Hidan (9:46:25 PM): -RETURNS once again. Begins shovelling the meat and organs into his arms, moving them over to a nearby table. Sits down once that's finished, sighing complacently.-
Hidan (9:46:38 PM): ........ -...Glances up.- Got any salt?
Tenten (9:46:54 PM): -Nods her head over to one of the booths-
Tobi (9:47:17 PM): *watches him go around*
Neji (9:47:15 PM): [Notice how it's gone nearly quiet...we're all just...watching...waiting...]
Kabuto (9:47:23 PM): (XD)
Hidan (9:47:30 PM): [ XDDD ]
Neji (9:47:37 PM): [Like...turkeys when it rains....]
Neji (9:47:51 PM): [Or lemmings...at any point in their lives...]
Neji (9:48:15 PM): [Explain to me how the hell lemmings aren't extinct yet.]
Tobi (9:48:25 PM): [Because they don't actually run off of cliffs]
Itachi (9:48:44 PM): [I'm not quite sure. They ARE nature's retards.]
Tobi (9:48:55 PM): [No, it's not true]
Kabuto (9:48:58 PM): (Disney kinda made up the cliffs thing to dramatise a documentary they made in the 50s)
Tobi (9:49:14 PM): [I READ THAT ON SNOPES :D]
Sakura (9:47:53 PM): [I'm actually sitting here WRETCHING IN THE CROOK OF MY ARM.]
Kabuto (9:48:13 PM): (AW POOR BOO)
Itachi (9:48:19 PM): [O_o that's not very good, Sakura-san.]
Kabuto (9:48:25 PM): (I'm ... sitting here eating chicken.)
Sakura (9:48:31 PM): [...an'Skype. xD - Yeah, I know. D:]
Hidan (9:47:29 PM): -Glances in that direction. Leans over and grabs a shaker, tugging a hunk of meat toward himself. ... Sprinkles it with salt.-
Tobi (9:47:47 PM): Hidan-san?
Hidan (9:48:37 PM): What? -Rips off a piece, holding it in front of his mouth.-
Tobi (9:48:48 PM): Aren't you going to cook that at all?
Hidan (9:49:00 PM): No. -Says it like it's OBVIOUS.-
Sakura (9:49:11 PM): [Hidan. I hope you get MAD COW DISEASE from all that. D<]
Tobi (9:49:21 PM): But...
Tobi (9:49:27 PM): Doesn't it taste better when it's cooked?
Tobi (9:49:32 PM): Isn't is bland?
Tobi (9:49:34 PM): Squishy?
Hidan (9:49:40 PM): I like it like this.
Hidan (9:49:43 PM): You have a problem with that?
Hidan (9:49:49 PM): -Eyes.-
Tobi (9:49:52 PM): Yeah. It's creepy D:
Tenten (9:49:55 PM): ...Need a knife?
Hidan (9:50:06 PM): Knife would be nice.
Tobi (9:50:12 PM): Please don't give him a knife
Tobi (9:50:20 PM): He's scary enough without one.
Tenten (9:50:21 PM): All I have are kunais
Hidan (9:50:27 PM): ... -Watches Tobi - just watches him, while he brings the meat to his lips and runs his tongue all over the side of it.-
Tobi (9:50:31 PM): [. . . ]
Tobi (9:50:38 PM): [Hidan can watch me any time]
Hidan (9:50:41 PM): [ :] ]
Tobi (9:50:44 PM): [And do that]
Tenten (9:50:47 PM): [That's just hot]
TO BE CONTINUED HERE
Type: Crack!RP log
Fandom: TLD!Naruto
Character(s): Tobi, Yakushi Kabuto, Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuuga Neji, Uzumaki Naruto, Tenten, Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba, Hidan, Uchiha Itachi
Warning(s): Lulz to the highest order.
Disclaimer: I own only the part that I played in this.
Note: Log made January 21, 2007. Continued from Part 1 [ HERE ]. One of the many reasons why I will always love the folks over at
theselostdreams. I miss you guys so much right now~ Dedicated to:
theselostdreams; <3 means forever baby~CONTINUED
Hidan (8:29:54 PM): You gave me a shrapnel cookie. Who would be grateful for something like that?
Tobi (8:30:29 PM): It was CHOCOLATE!
Itachi (8:30:30 PM): I would be. Tobi may I have a cookie please?
Tobi (8:30:36 PM): *hands one*
Itachi (8:31:03 PM): *Munches slowly, and swallows with no difficulty*
Itachi (8:31:07 PM): Mm, Shrapnel indeed. Thank you Tobi, it was very good.
Hidan (8:31:13 PM): I bet my TONGUE is - yeah! It's BLEEDING. ... -Bites it really hard, REALLY fast, REALLY discretely. Opens mouth, flashing the gouged tongue all bloody and ... gross.-
Hidan (8:31:20 PM): Sthee?
Hinata (8:31:30 PM): *squeaks. Oh, ew.*
Tobi (8:31:31 PM): You bit it!
Neji (8:31:32 PM): You just did that.
Neji (8:31:39 PM): You were talking find a moment ago.
Hidan (8:31:43 PM): ...
Hidan (8:31:45 PM): Shut up.
Hidan (8:31:47 PM): You're a woman.
Neji (8:31:51 PM): No lisp, no apparent sound of an injury in your mouth.
Hidan (8:31:55 PM): Woman don't have the right to speak.
Itachi (8:31:57 PM): And you're a sore loser.
Hinata (8:32:01 PM): *small frown*
Neji (8:32:02 PM): I'm not a woman. >>
Hidan (8:32:09 PM): And you have a sore ass from getting fucked by a shark last night.
Itachi (8:32:10 PM): Sore losers should go sit in a corner by themselves.
Hinata (8:32:15 PM): *--though would gladly trade her bust with Neji*
Neji (8:32:22 PM): *chokes on spit. oh...shark nvm.*
Hinata (8:32:23 PM): *would have less attention brought to her then*
Sakura (8:32:37 PM): *Glares in Hidan's...general direction*
Sakura (8:32:39 PM): >/
Neji (8:32:47 PM): I was not fucked by a shark. >>
Neji (8:32:51 PM): Or by anyone.
Tobi (8:32:56 PM): No no, Neji-san. He's refering to Itachi-san
Tobi (8:33:01 PM): Kisame-san looks like a shark :D
Neji (8:33:03 PM): Oh...
Sakura (8:33:19 PM): *Mumbles* There aren't even any shark in Konoha. >>
Neji (8:33:20 PM): Well he should clarify.
Itachi (8:33:25 PM): I believe we already discussed this Hidan, numerous times.
Neji (8:33:26 PM): He's stupid. >>
Neji (8:33:29 PM): He'd say something like that.
Itachi (8:33:51 PM): While it is in fact sorely disappointing, Kisame is poorly equipped for sexual activity.
Tobi (8:34:26 PM): I only thought he couldn't... you know... suck... and... *concentrates on his cookies*
Hinata (8:34:50 PM): ... .////. *tunes out of the conversation*
Hidan (8:35:03 PM): ...
Hidan (8:35:04 PM): >_>
Neji (8:35:16 PM): *covering face with his hands*
Hidan (8:35:19 PM): Stop lying. Your badly sound-proofed room doesn't lie.
Itachi (8:35:40 PM): It's called mastubation, Hidan. Not that you'd know.
Hidan (8:35:47 PM): ....
Hidan (8:35:48 PM): Ew.
Hidan (8:35:53 PM): You fucking sinful --
Itachi (8:35:53 PM): In any case, I'm sure Kisame has his needs as well.
Hidan (8:35:54 PM): ew.
Tobi (8:36:10 PM): SOBUNNY THESE COOKIES ARE PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
Itachi (8:36:10 PM): He just doesn't get off on me, so to speak.
Itachi (8:36:14 PM): SO STFU.
Hinata (8:36:18 PM): --*HEARD TOBI*
Hinata (8:36:28 PM): I think Teddy would like some cookies!
Hinata (8:36:32 PM): *calls over!*
Tobi (8:36:55 PM): *rushes a little plate of cookies over to Hinata and Teddy*
Hinata (8:37:23 PM): T-thank you. .__.;; *rushed. tuning out other peopleeee*
Hidan (8:37:37 PM): Like I care.
Hinata (8:37:40 PM): *makes Teddy pick up a cookie, drops it, and tries again.*
Hidan (8:37:46 PM): What am I? Dr. Phil? Don't tell me your problems.
(8:38:23 PM) Hidan has left the room.
(8:38:31 PM) Hidan has entered the room.
Itachi (8:39:01 PM): *annoyed, and leaving the room*
Itachi (8:39:25 PM): *actually can't deal with Hidan for more than five minutes*
Tobi (8:39:37 PM): Itachi-san! You shouldn't be leaving alone!
Itachi (8:39:43 PM): Then what do you suppose I do, Tobi? *MIFFED*
Tobi (8:39:59 PM): . . . *offers the plate of cookies* Have more?
Itachi (8:40:08 PM): ....
Hidan (8:40:12 PM): Nahahahah. What a pussy.
Itachi (8:40:22 PM): *takes a cookie, eats it slowly* Thank you.
Itachi (8:40:29 PM): *GLARES DEATH*
Hidan (8:40:33 PM): You're a fuckin' woman. That's why Kisame can't get his bone through the doggy door.
Tobi (8:40:48 PM): Hidan-san, that's what women are for
Tobi (8:40:53 PM): What you just said makes no sense.
Itachi (8:40:53 PM): *EYES DAMNIT, EYES*
Itachi (8:41:07 PM): ...He's right, you know. Dumbfuck
Hidan (8:41:16 PM): Don't call me a dumbfuck you pussy-wielder.
Hidan (8:41:26 PM): Women are for dishes and laundry.
Itachi (8:41:28 PM): ....
Neji (8:41:29 PM): He's not a woman. >>
Tenten (8:41:30 PM): ...
Hidan (8:41:31 PM): And ... children-making.
Itachi (8:41:34 PM): *LEAVES*
Hinata (8:41:37 PM): ... :-(
Tenten (8:41:37 PM): -twitch-
Neji (8:41:37 PM): And I'm sure Sakura san and Ten don't appreciate that.
Hidan (8:41:38 PM): And ... other trivial things.
Hinata (8:41:41 PM): *really doesnt like him*
Sakura (8:41:43 PM): [ROFL HIDAN. If you weren't such a bastard, I'D LOVE YOU.]
Hidan (8:42:04 PM): [ IF ONLY HIS GOD DIDN'T TAKE UP THE PLACE OF A WOMAN AND BABIES AND EVERYTHING ELSE. ]
Tobi (8:42:12 PM): [AND TOBI :(]
Neji (8:41:45 PM): and Hinata sama.
Tobi (8:41:55 PM): And they can fight too!
Hinata (8:41:55 PM): *AND NEJI FORGOT HER.*
Tobi (8:42:01 PM): But they can do all that other stuff
Tenten (8:42:08 PM): ...Don't make me ram a pike thru your chest... >(
Neji (8:42:08 PM): *DID NOT*
Hidan (8:42:14 PM): Women have tits. They can't fight.
Itachi (8:42:17 PM): *GONE*
Hidan (8:42:26 PM): It's just an illusion.
Tobi (8:42:33 PM): Well, if you have little ones it doesn't matter
Sakura (8:42:33 PM): ..*Glares RIGHT AT HIM, now* ...
Tobi (8:42:46 PM): Like Sakura-san! She's strong!
Hinata (8:42:46 PM): -- *gives a small hopeful look at Sakura*
Hidan (8:42:55 PM): I don't know these people - therefore, I don't care.
Itachi (8:42:45 PM): [No seriosuly, I'm gone now, bye]
Hidan (8:42:48 PM): [ NO. D: ]
Tobi (8:42:48 PM): [D:]
Tobi (8:42:53 PM): [BYE ITACHI I LOVE YOU <3]
Hinata (8:42:55 PM): [ ): ]
Itachi (8:42:59 PM): [Shower guys, chill.]
Hidan (8:43:04 PM): [ D: <3 ]
Kiba (8:43:05 PM): (BYYYE D: )
Tenten (8:43:13 PM): [Bye!!! <333]
Itachi (8:43:25 PM): [And seriously, I'll be back.]
Tobi (8:43:30 PM): [:DDD!]
Tenten (8:43:33 PM): [Yes please do come back]
Itachi (8:43:48 PM): [It's just. A. Shower.]
Hidan (8:43:55 PM): [ OKAY. GET OFF TO MY FACE. <3 ]
Naruto (8:44:00 PM): [ OR MINE. ]
Itachi (8:44:08 PM): [EW. YOUR FACE MAKES ME PUKE.]
Naruto (8:44:11 PM): [ .. ;_; ]
Neji (8:44:13 PM): [LMAO]
Itachi (8:44:14 PM): [But Naruto's is cool.]
Naruto (8:44:15 PM): [ B-b-but ]
Sakura (8:44:16 PM): [D:!]
Naruto (8:44:18 PM): [ -- weehee~ :D ]
Itachi (8:44:24 PM): [HIDAN HOWEVER EQUALS EW.]
Hidan (8:44:29 PM): [ AHAHAHAHAHAH. ]
Itachi (8:44:36 PM): [BECAUSE THE EYES WERE NOT WORKING TONIGHT, AND I LEAVE DEFEATED.]
Neji (8:43:57 PM): I think the ladies in this room should shut him up.
Hidan (8:44:39 PM): Anyway, Tobi.
Hidan (8:44:42 PM): Why aren't you getting me food?
Tobi (8:44:58 PM): I- well, I'm not the server here, Tenten-san is!
Tenten (8:45:07 PM): >_>
Hidan (8:45:13 PM): I don't want Tenten-san to get me food.
Hidan (8:45:20 PM): ... Out of everyone here, she's the most competent, it seems like.
Neji (8:45:33 PM): >>
Hidan (8:45:34 PM): ... -Scritches through hair.- So go kill me a cow.
Sakura (8:45:38 PM): *Stares at Tobi now, wondering how the hell he can put up with that jerk*
Hidan (8:45:47 PM): I'll make it myself.
Tobi (8:45:51 PM): A whole entire cow, Hidan-san?
Hidan (8:45:57 PM): Yes.
Tenten (8:45:59 PM): ...We have cows in Konoha?
Hidan (8:46:00 PM): A whole entire cow.
Hinata (8:46:09 PM): .. ..
Tobi (8:46:14 PM): I don't think they have cows in Konoha
Hidan (8:46:18 PM): I don't know! If you can't find one here, go look somewhere else.
Tobi (8:46:34 PM): I'm not going across the world to get you a cow!
Hidan (8:46:41 PM): You're gonna GET ME A COW.
Neji (8:46:49 PM): Stand up to him Tobi!
Tobi (8:47:22 PM): I don't know where to find cows!
Tobi (8:47:37 PM): *starting to flail*
Kiba (8:47:05 PM): (Didn't Naruto get like .. pointlessly chased by some cows for like a whole episode?)
Neji (8:47:12 PM): [They were bulls]
Naruto (8:47:16 PM): [ Bulls. XD ]
Neji (8:47:18 PM): [and it was for half an episode]
Kiba (8:47:22 PM): (WELL BULLS ARE MAN COWS)
Tenten (8:47:22 PM): [Oh yeah, the bulls]
Neji (8:47:25 PM): [He was LOST for the entire episode though]
Kiba (8:47:35 PM): (PRESUMABLY YOU DON'T LIKE)
Neji (8:47:38 PM): [Like a dumbass who hasn't lived in Konoha his whole damn life]
Kiba (8:47:39 PM): (ONLY GET MAN COWS ON ONE CONTINENT)
Kiba (8:47:43 PM): (AND NO LADY COWS)
Kiba (8:47:48 PM): (except in like. Kanto.)
Sakura (8:47:51 PM): [xD]
Kiba (8:48:16 PM): (Where like you have to put your male cow in a tiny ball and sail to another continent to find women cows)
Hidan (8:47:48 PM): GO LOOK.
Hidan (8:47:52 PM): You aren't INCAPABLE.
Tobi (8:47:56 PM): I'M NOT FINISHED MY COOKIES YET.
Hidan (8:48:12 PM): I don't give a FUCK.
Hidan (8:48:16 PM): Do you wanna see me ANGRY?
Tobi (8:48:29 PM): . . . nosir
Hidan (8:48:36 PM): That's right. Now go kill me a cow.
Hidan (8:48:41 PM): And make it snappy.
Tenten (8:48:46 PM): ...Why don't you go kill it yourself?
Hidan (8:48:48 PM): -Old.-
Hinata (8:48:49 PM): *crawls out. SCARED of Hidan.*
Tobi (8:48:54 PM): *squeaks a response and runs into the back*
Hidan (8:48:54 PM): Because I just got my nails done.
Hidan (8:48:56 PM): >_>
Hidan (8:49:00 PM): -Flashes them.-
Tenten (8:49:08 PM): ...And you accuse Itachi-san of being a woman...
Tobi (8:49:12 PM): Okay. Okay VOID. Don't fail me now. I want a cow! Give me a cow, VOID!
Tobi (8:49:20 PM): *WISHES REALLY HARD FOR A COW*
Tenten (8:49:31 PM): [Lmao, Tobi that's so cute]
Tobi (8:49:49 PM): [Tenten DID say you could get anything you wanted from the VOID!]
Tenten (8:49:57 PM): [This is true]
Tenten (8:50:14 PM): [-Void gives Tobi a cow- :D]
Hidan (8:49:22 PM): I'm not a WOMAN. I just like taking care of myself.
Sakura (8:49:40 PM): ...>>
Tenten (8:49:46 PM): ...Right.
Neji (8:49:56 PM): You ARE a woman.
Neji (8:50:04 PM): Even I don't take care of my nails >>
Hidan (8:50:07 PM): You're gay. Stop talking.
Neji (8:50:16 PM): and I'm the one who will STEAL FROM THE MAIN HOUSE to get good shampoo.
Hinata (8:50:23 PM): .... yesyoudo.
Hidan (8:50:23 PM): I'm sorry that I don't want disgusting yellow nails.
Hinata (8:50:30 PM): *GLAD HE FINALLY ADMITTED TO IT*
Hidan (8:50:33 PM): Actually, I'm not sorry.
Hinata (8:50:38 PM): *had crawled back just to say that*
Neji (8:50:38 PM): *everyone knew anyway*
Tobi (8:50:41 PM): *IS AMAZED as the cow pops into being before him!* Oh VOID! You're a savior!
Hidan (8:51:10 PM): -Here's the moooooooooooooo.- ... KILL IT, you slow bastard.
Tobi (8:51:11 PM): *kills the cow, draaaags it out of the back room* Uuuurg, Hidan-san! I have your- ooof- cow!
Neji (8:51:17 PM): Wait wait...
Neji (8:51:19 PM): So the manicure...
Hidan (8:51:32 PM): ... -Vaguely impressed.- That was fast. What, do you they have a butchery at every street corner 'er something?
Neji (8:51:35 PM): Did you do it yourself or did you pay money you could have used for food to get it done?
Tenten (8:51:42 PM): ...-stares at the trail of blood- ...I'll get the mop -_-'
Tobi (8:51:43 PM): No. I got it from the VOID.
Hidan (8:51:47 PM): . . .
Tobi (8:51:51 PM): :D
Kiba (8:51:54 PM): *nosetwitch*
Hidan (8:51:55 PM): . . . Okaaaaay.
Tobi (8:52:13 PM): [... is it just me or was that adorable?]
Kiba (8:52:18 PM): (Thoroughly.)
Tenten (8:52:27 PM): [So adorable, yes]
Tenten (8:52:19 PM): -mops up cow blood, oh joy-
Kiba (8:52:32 PM): Hey, what's bleed .. ing .....
Kiba (8:52:38 PM): *stares at cow*
Hidan (8:52:41 PM): -Tosses off the cloak, dropping it over the counter. Rolls out the kinks in his shoulders, sizing up the carcass expertly.-
Tobi (8:52:50 PM): [OH YES PLEASE]
Tobi (8:52:53 PM): [DO IT AGAIN]
Neji (8:53:03 PM): *disgusted look*.......raw...?
Sakura (8:54:24 PM): ...*Eyes the dead cow warily, then taps the bar counter* Uhm...Tenten? Are you really going to - to allow this?
Hidan (8:54:33 PM): Hmmm... -Approaches, dropping down into a crouch at it's flank, eyes roaming. Reaches over and snatches the pike lying against the counter.- Get back if you don't want Deidara-chan bitching at you for your fucked up cloak.
Tenten (8:54:40 PM): -Blood, blood everywhere. Cleanclean-
Tobi (8:54:51 PM): ... *hides behind Hidan, grabbing his shoulders*
Hidan (8:55:00 PM): -...Doesn't bother pointing out her cleaning will be meaningless in a moment.-
Tenten (8:55:32 PM): -Just cleaning the trail Tobi made when he dragged the cow in, knows it's going to be gory soon enough-
Tenten (8:56:06 PM): Hm? What was that Sakura?
Hidan (8:56:17 PM): -Shrugs him off, running the very tip of the pike from the animal's shoulder to it's thigh, just skirting the top layer of its coat - sizing it.- Good. She wasn't pregnant...
Tobi (8:56:40 PM): *grabs on again* Why would she be? I didn't ask for a pregnant cow.
Hidan (8:56:57 PM): -Twitchy eye.- Tobi. Stop talking.
Tenten (8:57:13 PM): [Lol, Tobi-logic, how I love it xD]
Sakura (8:57:33 PM): ...Uh. *Wrinkles nose at the SMELL, OH GOD* I...uhm. I don't think that's...going to be very good for business. D:
Tenten (8:58:09 PM): Well...You guys are still here. >.>
Hidan (8:58:44 PM): -Brings an arm back, readying the pike - and then, drives it in, right into the chest and in between ribs, wasting no time in tearing through the entire mid-section with a loud, gory tear of flesh and spray of blood.-
Tenten (8:58:54 PM): And honestly in a village of shinobis, would chopping up a cow really be that bad?
Hidan (8:59:08 PM): ... -Enjoying it, too, if the creepy-pedophile grin isn't enough of a NOTIFICATION.-
Neji (8:59:16 PM): Ugh....*about to be sick at the way Hidan eats*
Sasuke (8:58:04 PM): [ *returns* ]
Sakura (8:59:46 PM): [ANIMAL ABUSE. DDDX]
Hidan (8:59:50 PM): [ IT'S DEAD. ]
Hidan (8:59:51 PM): [ <3333 ]
Sakura (9:00:02 PM): [...<3 T__T]
Neji (9:00:03 PM): [No there's another term for it...and wb Sasuke kun <3333]
Sakura (9:00:14 PM): [Sasuke-kun... :D]
Sasuke (9:00:26 PM): [ <3 ]
Sakura (9:00:29 PM): [...PleasemakeHidanstopthat. D:]
Sakura (9:00:33 PM): [*Shivers*]
Tobi (9:00:40 PM): *EEPS AND DUCKS*
Hidan (9:00:49 PM): -Throws a leg over its middle, sitting on top of it with a disgusting squelch of muscle and flesh. Reaches into the wound, digging around for - ah! RETRIEVES THE HEART.-
Hinata (9:01:01 PM): [ *goes pale* ]
Hinata (9:01:12 PM): [ --Im going back to being on brb. ]
Hinata (9:01:14 PM): [ ;ldkfj;as ]
Hidan (9:01:21 PM): [ .... XD; <3 ]
Kiba (9:01:27 PM): (Ahahaaaa.)
Hinata (9:01:47 PM): [ *serious* ]
Tenten (9:01:58 PM): [I love you Hinata <3]
Tobi (9:02:01 PM): [<333]
Tobi (9:02:15 PM): [I'm sorry Reichi's such a sick disgusting freak]
Tobi (9:02:40 PM): [Instead, have cute]
Tobi (9:01:16 PM): You aren't going to trick Kakuzu-san with that AGAIN, are you?
Hidan (9:03:02 PM): Nah. That bastard put a dollar on my bed attached to a string and ... dragged me all over the bat cave with it. ... It wasn't funny when it lead to Leader ... naked ... in the ... bath.
Hidan (9:03:07 PM): ... -. . . squeezes the heart.-
Tobi (9:03:34 PM): At least it wasn't Zetsu-san.
Tenten (9:03:42 PM): -flat- Enjoying yourself?
Tobi (9:04:04 PM): Does he shower or just get watered?
Hidan (9:04:04 PM): ... Fuck Zetsu. I bet he has PLANT PARTS.
Tobi (9:04:13 PM): ... so he can impregnate himself?!
Tobi (9:04:23 PM): *overwhelmed by this*
Tenten (9:04:31 PM): ...-blinkblink-
Neji (9:04:38 PM): *is going to be sick*
Neji (9:04:43 PM): *runs to the bathroom*
Hidan (9:04:51 PM): -Reaches for the liver, eyeing Tenten, a trickle of red dripping down the angle of his nose.- Yes. So much fun. - And probably. I wouldn't know. That's fuckin' gross.
Tenten (9:05:48 PM): -lifts a foot as the blood splatters a little more, trying to avoid getting it on her shoes but fails-...
Hidan (9:06:58 PM): -Drops the liver next to the heart, arms completely covered in blood by this time up to the biceps.- Freaks. He makes plant noises.
Tobi (9:07:16 PM): Plants make noises?
Tenten (9:07:28 PM): -eyes all the blood- ...This is going to be hell to get out.
Hidan (9:07:34 PM): They're creepy clicky-cricky noises.
Tobi (9:07:45 PM): I've never heard plants make that noise.
Tobi (9:07:57 PM): I've heard y'know.. the kinda rushy sound when there's wind
Tobi (9:08:14 PM): Never clicky-cricky.
Hidan (9:08:17 PM): -THRUSTS the arm back in with a gory SQUELCH, searching up to the shoulder this time, head leaning against the flank.- ... He makes noises. Don't call me a liar, you fuck.
Tenten (9:08:32 PM): What the hell are you looking for?
Itachi (9:08:37 PM): *glad he's at least.... civilized, unlike SOMEONE.*
Tobi (9:08:39 PM): I'm not saying you're lying, I'm saying you're wrong.
Hidan (9:08:44 PM): Bladder.
Itachi (9:08:46 PM): *mutter* Freak.
Tobi (9:08:48 PM): Maybe they're just Zetsu noises.
Tobi (9:09:05 PM): Itachi-san! I thought you left!
Itachi (9:09:05 PM): [HAY GUESS WUT I'M BACK.]
Tenten (9:09:27 PM): [Welcome back to the mutilation of a cow :D]
Hidan (9:09:15 PM): Ugh, he didn't leave.
Hidan (9:09:25 PM): ... Zetsu noises are plant noises.
Tobi (9:09:40 PM): But plants don't go clicky-cricky
Hidan (9:10:06 PM): Don't QUESTION ME. I've been alive a lot longer than your little shit-faced self. I think I'd KNOW.
Hidan (9:10:07 PM): -Lying.-
Tenten (9:10:37 PM): Any particular reason you're saving the organs instead of throwing them away?
Tobi (9:10:42 PM): I've probably spent more time lazing around with the plants, though!
Tobi (9:10:47 PM): I think I'd know.
Itachi (9:11:36 PM): They definitely don't go clickety-crickety, dumbass. And I think Tobi would know what sounds Zetsu makes better than you do, considering the amount of time he's spent with him.
Hidan (9:11:39 PM): The organs are still good. The only ones I'm getting rid of are the waste-organs.
Tobi (9:12:00 PM): Oh, Zetsu goes clicky-cricky.
Hidan (9:12:01 PM): Shut the fuck up, rat. -Flicks BLOOD at him.-
Tobi (9:12:03 PM): Definately.
Tenten (9:12:11 PM): I can't imagine why anyone would want to eat those.
Tobi (9:12:12 PM): He's just the only one that does it.
Itachi (9:12:44 PM): Oh, my apologies then, Tobi. *easily side-steps flung blood, kthx*
Tobi (9:13:15 PM): Hidan-san? Why don't you take a leg off or something?
Tobi (9:13:26 PM): It came out of the VOID. You won't be wasting.
Tenten (9:14:42 PM): [I'm so tempted to just shove Hidan aside and yank out the organs for him]
Hidan (9:14:42 PM): ... This creature was alive once, Tobi. The least I can do is make sure it isn't wasted. I don't give a shit about what you think on the matter.
Tobi (9:14:55 PM): I thought you only cared about killing things
Hidan (9:15:32 PM): People.
Hidan (9:15:54 PM): -Wrenches out the bladder, letting it flop a fair distance away from the other organs ew.-
Tenten (9:16:03 PM): -Makes a face-
Tobi (9:16:59 PM): *squeaks and hides further behind Hidan, peeking out over his shoulders* What's next?
Tenten (9:19:04 PM): I would imagine the stomach.
Hidan (9:19:39 PM): Uh - spleen, kidneys, intenstines, and ... huh, I haven't done this in a while ...
Tenten (9:20:23 PM): Don't forget the lungs.
Hidan (9:21:57 PM): -Goes back to work - and finishes quickly, pulling gore-coated arms out to eye the pile of ... gunk and organs at his left.- ... Alright, then.
Hidan (9:22:19 PM): ... -Runs the back of a palm over his lips, licking off the blood in a single sweep of tongue.-
Tobi (9:22:33 PM): You could get sick from that D:
Hidan (9:22:37 PM): Nah.
Tenten (9:22:39 PM): -Slides the trashcan towards him with her foot-
Tobi (9:22:42 PM): You can
Tobi (9:22:44 PM): You really can
Tobi (9:22:52 PM): If you could it could kill you
Tobi (9:23:00 PM): But you can't so it'd probably just be really uncomfortable
Tobi (9:23:06 PM): But you like that stuff anyways so go ahead.
Hidan (9:23:45 PM): -Takes it with a small lift of chin. Begins tossing the organs that aren't edible in the trash.- You don't know anything about me, kid. I don't wanna hear that medical nonsense.
Tobi (9:24:20 PM): I don't know anything about medicine I was just sayin'
Hinata (9:23:43 PM): [ Keep it nice from here on. Tenten just said its mostly done with squicky stuff.]
Hinata (9:23:46 PM): [ :-D ]
Hinata (9:23:53 PM): [ Please? ]
Hidan (9:23:53 PM): [ ... 'Kay. He's just ... cleaning up. XD ]
Hinata (9:23:57 PM): [ Okay <33]
Hinata (9:24:14 PM): *crawls in and hides behind the bar*
Hidan (9:24:18 PM): [ I was gonna do a whole meat-foraging scene but I'll just leave it out ... ]
Hinata (9:24:38 PM): [ If you want to? Go ahead. I'll go again. ive got things Im doing anywho <3]
Hidan (9:24:45 PM): [ Naw. ]
Hinata (9:24:49 PM): [ Tenten, be a dear and inform me <33 ]
Hidan (9:24:54 PM): [ Wouldn't wanna do that if it doesn't make you comfortable. ]
Hidan (9:24:55 PM): [ <3 ]
Hinata (9:25:39 PM): [I just cant read things like that AS theyre being written. I can go back in a day and be fine with it. <3 Go ahead, dear. Like I said, Im tending to things. ]
Hinata (9:25:45 PM): [ *eyes sewing machine* ]
Hidan (9:26:05 PM): [ Alrighty. <3~ ]
Tenten (9:26:06 PM): [I've seen my grandmother prepare a chicken so I'm just not...effected :P]
Tobi (9:26:21 PM): [I pulled apart a pig so I'm good :D]
Hidan (9:26:30 PM): [ XD My dad cleans deer out all the time. I've helped. ]
Itachi (9:26:35 PM): [...I just was never squeamish.]
Neji (9:26:36 PM): [*has had a duck's severed head quack at him. Would not be affected irl*]
Tobi (9:26:42 PM): [WTF NEJI]
Tobi (9:26:46 PM): [W. T. F.]
Tenten (9:26:47 PM): [That is just awesome]
Tenten (9:26:55 PM): [I love you Neji]
Hinata (9:27:02 PM): [ ... I used to poke fishes organs as my dad cleaned them. THEIR LUNGS ARE ORANGE.]
Sasuke (9:27:25 PM): [ I am so jealous. My parents never did cool stuff like that. ]
Neji (9:27:33 PM): [Also...I've opened up my grandma's fridge to have a severed cows head, a goats head, and a sheeps head say HI! =D]
Tenten (9:27:46 PM): [Lmao, wow]
Itachi (9:27:47 PM): [Homygosh, Neji!]
Neji (9:28:22 PM): [I freaked out the first time I saw it. Now I just wave back.]
Tenten (9:28:35 PM): [xD]
Tobi (9:28:43 PM): [Why does your grandma keep animal heads in her fridge?]
Neji (9:28:54 PM): [Because she makes food out of them]
Neji (9:29:15 PM): [We're Mexican. We don't believe in wasting any part of an animals body. Or something like that....]
Hidan (9:29:22 PM): [ <3 You're cute. ]
Neji (9:29:34 PM): [She makes tacos out of their eyes, brain, tongue, etc.]
Hidan (9:27:07 PM): I'm not gonna get sick.
Tobi (9:27:25 PM): Are you immune and immortal?!
Tenten (9:27:34 PM): I don't know. There's mad cow disease.
Tobi (9:27:57 PM): Anyways, the VOID wouldn't do that.
Hidan (9:28:44 PM): -Rubs hands off on the cow's coat, reaching for his pike again. Uses a shoulder to heave and push the creature over onto a different angle.- What the FUCK is the VOID. You need to stop reading children's books.
Tobi (9:29:47 PM): No! It's real! Tenten-san told me about it and how it's what makes all the couches appear and stuff and I thought that it could give me a cow, too, so I asked for one and it just POPPED into existence and now you're pulling it apart
Hidan (9:29:45 PM): [ ... One time my dad brought home a dead fox and laid it on our porch. ]
Neji (9:29:46 PM): [and then the blood she boils it and eats it like soup.]
Hidan (9:29:47 PM): [ ... ]
Tobi (9:30:18 PM): [... kay, the soup part is gross]
Hidan (9:30:23 PM): [ ... It was really big and red. ]
Hidan (9:30:25 PM): [ ... and ... ]
Hidan (9:30:28 PM): [ ... it was dead. ]
Neji (9:30:31 PM): [That's granny for you.]
Tobi (9:30:32 PM): [Cow tongue is actually not that bad]
Neji (9:30:54 PM): [I tend to not want to eat at her house anymore....]
Hidan (9:31:30 PM): [ That's awesome, Neji. She's a vampire. <3 ]
Hidan (9:31:32 PM): [ XD ]
Itachi (9:31:34 PM): [And now I've become an anorexic, thank you. I'm nebver eating. Ever, Again.]
Hidan (9:31:42 PM): [ I'd try it. ]
Hidan (9:31:44 PM): [ The blood. ]
Hidan (9:31:48 PM): [ Sounds neat. ]
Tobi (9:31:49 PM): [I couldn't]
Neji (9:31:51 PM): [....Cow eye taco? =D *offers*]
Tobi (9:31:53 PM): [I'm terrified of blood]
Neji (9:32:13 PM): [I think growing up with my grandma's cooking has pretty much prepared me for Fear Factor]
Hidan (9:32:28 PM): [ I agree. XDD ]
Tenten (9:32:34 PM): [That's awesome, maybe you'll will the money :D]
Hidan (9:30:47 PM): . . .
Tobi (9:31:07 PM): It's all true!
Hidan (9:31:13 PM): -Shoves the pike back in, sawing through and tearing out a piece of flesh along the top layer of skin. Lays it aside.- Uh-huh. Right. Okay.
Tobi (9:31:31 PM): *points at the carcass over his shoulder* The proof is right. There. In front of you!
Hidan (9:35:01 PM): -Cleans out the rest of the edible sections, sitting it aside. Swings over the cow, again, pulling open its mouth. <3 Works on the tongue.-
Sakura (9:35:56 PM): [...D: What is the POINT of this..disection you're preforming, Hidan?]
Hidan (9:36:03 PM): [ ... dunno. It's hot. ]
Neji (9:36:05 PM): [Dinner time babe <3]
Hidan (9:36:06 PM): [ ... but ohmygod... ]
Kabuto (9:36:08 PM): (.. xD)
Hidan (9:36:19 PM): [ ... XDDD }
Hidan (9:36:15 PM): ... -. . . Frees it, shoving it between his teeth for safe keeping.-
Tobi (9:36:23 PM): ... you don't eat the tongue, do you?
Hidan (9:36:51 PM): -Sinks teeth in, just to bug him.- Yeah.
Neji (9:36:56 PM): In some religions it's said that eating the tongue off something gives you special powers.
Neji (9:37:02 PM): *just a random fact...yeah...*
Hidan (9:37:07 PM): -Chewchew chews it like JERKY.-
Tenten (9:37:09 PM): It's true.
Tenten (9:37:30 PM): -leans back on the counter just watching-
Hidan (9:37:32 PM): Yeah, sure, whatever. It tastes good. That's all I care about.
Neji (9:37:51 PM): Where does it all go? Is there another void inside of him or something?
Sakura (9:38:08 PM): *...Mesmerized by him eating all that meat. Stares* >///>
Neji (9:38:12 PM): I thought he'd have EXPLODED by now because of how much he's eaten.
Tenten (9:38:12 PM): He hasn't eaten anything yet, Neji.
Hidan (9:38:18 PM): [ ... he didn't eat any of it. ]
Hidan (9:38:20 PM): [ ... XDDDD ]
Hidan (9:38:24 PM): [ Yet. ]
Hidan (9:38:27 PM): [ It's all sitting aside. ]
Sakura (9:38:33 PM): [...DX]
Sakura (9:38:36 PM): [SORRY.]
Neji (9:38:38 PM): [....*has not been paying attention. Whistles as he goes off in shame*....]
Hidan (9:38:39 PM): [ <333333333 ]
Sakura (9:38:44 PM): [<3]
Sasuke (9:38:56 PM): [ *Doesn't have any idea what's going on.* :] ]
Hidan (9:39:04 PM): [ :D He's ... cleaning a cow. ]
Hidan (9:39:05 PM): [ XD ]
Tenten (9:39:18 PM): [And apparently everyone's watching him]
Sakura (9:39:24 PM): [You're probably better off that way, Sasuke-kun. D:]
Neji (9:39:32 PM): [Its' mesmorizing]
Tobi (9:39:09 PM): *gulps and shrinks behind him* Why can't you just eat cookies
Hidan (9:40:15 PM): -Shoves off, searching the beast for anything else - oh, well ... Might as well. Hacks off a hoof.- Your shrapnel cookies weren't good, you little psycho.
Itachi (9:40:39 PM): They were fine, Hidan. You just don't know how to chew,
Tobi (9:40:46 PM): THey were fine! Maybe a little stale, but perfectly fine! It was chocolate for pete sakes!
Hidan (9:40:52 PM): Shrapnel.
Itachi (9:40:52 PM): *asks for another just to prove it to him*
Hidan (9:42:49 PM): -Stands, stretching backward with bloody hands settled on the small of his back. Leans down and snatches up a leg.- Don't touch my shit or I'll kick your ass into next week. -Draaaaaaaaaags it outside.-
Tenten (9:43:27 PM): ...
Neji (9:43:35 PM): Ten....I have money saved....please allow me to buy you a new place to make your bar.
Tenten (9:43:41 PM): I just cleaned that -_-'
Tobi (9:43:41 PM): *gives one, careful not to get it in the way of any blood spray*
Neji (9:43:52 PM): That spot will forever smell of cow intestines to me.
Tobi (9:44:12 PM): Intestines don't smell that much. It's the stomach that's yucky.
Neji (9:44:20 PM): Whatever.
Tenten (9:44:23 PM): But I've been living here for years Neji
Hidan (9:44:29 PM): -Returns, rubbing at a pantleg to remove some of the gore but FAILING oh well. Drags the trash can out, next. Being HELPFUL.-
Neji (9:45:02 PM): I'll make it a better house.
Neji (9:45:05 PM): A BIGGER house.
Itachi (9:45:07 PM): *eats cookie. IS FINE, but then, anyone with the maturity of more than five years age would be.*
Neji (9:45:27 PM): You can have my ROOM if you want to.
Tenten (9:45:30 PM): -Anyone who actually chews would be fine-
Tobi (9:45:32 PM): *considers asking to help, but considers the fact that Hidan's doing it himself a blessing*
Hidan (9:45:41 PM): [ blessing XD ]
Hidan (9:45:45 PM): [ -Cough.- ]
Neji (9:46:10 PM): [Jashin must've commanded that he offer the trash can up in a fire sacrifice or something =P]
Tenten (9:46:11 PM): [I find it amusing that he's semi-nice to Tenten and on occasion Tobi :P]
Hidan (9:46:25 PM): -RETURNS once again. Begins shovelling the meat and organs into his arms, moving them over to a nearby table. Sits down once that's finished, sighing complacently.-
Hidan (9:46:38 PM): ........ -...Glances up.- Got any salt?
Tenten (9:46:54 PM): -Nods her head over to one of the booths-
Tobi (9:47:17 PM): *watches him go around*
Neji (9:47:15 PM): [Notice how it's gone nearly quiet...we're all just...watching...waiting...]
Kabuto (9:47:23 PM): (XD)
Hidan (9:47:30 PM): [ XDDD ]
Neji (9:47:37 PM): [Like...turkeys when it rains....]
Neji (9:47:51 PM): [Or lemmings...at any point in their lives...]
Neji (9:48:15 PM): [Explain to me how the hell lemmings aren't extinct yet.]
Tobi (9:48:25 PM): [Because they don't actually run off of cliffs]
Itachi (9:48:44 PM): [I'm not quite sure. They ARE nature's retards.]
Tobi (9:48:55 PM): [No, it's not true]
Kabuto (9:48:58 PM): (Disney kinda made up the cliffs thing to dramatise a documentary they made in the 50s)
Tobi (9:49:14 PM): [I READ THAT ON SNOPES :D]
Sakura (9:47:53 PM): [I'm actually sitting here WRETCHING IN THE CROOK OF MY ARM.]
Kabuto (9:48:13 PM): (AW POOR BOO)
Itachi (9:48:19 PM): [O_o that's not very good, Sakura-san.]
Kabuto (9:48:25 PM): (I'm ... sitting here eating chicken.)
Sakura (9:48:31 PM): [...an'Skype. xD - Yeah, I know. D:]
Hidan (9:47:29 PM): -Glances in that direction. Leans over and grabs a shaker, tugging a hunk of meat toward himself. ... Sprinkles it with salt.-
Tobi (9:47:47 PM): Hidan-san?
Hidan (9:48:37 PM): What? -Rips off a piece, holding it in front of his mouth.-
Tobi (9:48:48 PM): Aren't you going to cook that at all?
Hidan (9:49:00 PM): No. -Says it like it's OBVIOUS.-
Sakura (9:49:11 PM): [Hidan. I hope you get MAD COW DISEASE from all that. D<]
Tobi (9:49:21 PM): But...
Tobi (9:49:27 PM): Doesn't it taste better when it's cooked?
Tobi (9:49:32 PM): Isn't is bland?
Tobi (9:49:34 PM): Squishy?
Hidan (9:49:40 PM): I like it like this.
Hidan (9:49:43 PM): You have a problem with that?
Hidan (9:49:49 PM): -Eyes.-
Tobi (9:49:52 PM): Yeah. It's creepy D:
Tenten (9:49:55 PM): ...Need a knife?
Hidan (9:50:06 PM): Knife would be nice.
Tobi (9:50:12 PM): Please don't give him a knife
Tobi (9:50:20 PM): He's scary enough without one.
Tenten (9:50:21 PM): All I have are kunais
Hidan (9:50:27 PM): ... -Watches Tobi - just watches him, while he brings the meat to his lips and runs his tongue all over the side of it.-
Tobi (9:50:31 PM): [. . . ]
Tobi (9:50:38 PM): [Hidan can watch me any time]
Hidan (9:50:41 PM): [ :] ]
Tobi (9:50:44 PM): [And do that]
Tenten (9:50:47 PM): [That's just hot]
TO BE CONTINUED HERE