Log: TLD Cow, Pt 1

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Title: TLD Cow, Pt 1
Type: Crack!RP log
Fandom: TLD!Naruto
Character(s): Tobi, Yakushi Kabuto, Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuuga Neji, Uzumaki Naruto, Tenten, Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba, Hidan, Uchiha Itachi
Warning(s): Lulz to the highest order.
Disclaimer: I own only the part that I played in this.
Note: Log made January 21, 2007. One of the many reasons why I will always love the folks over at theselostdreams. I miss you guys so much right now~
Dedicated to: theselostdreams; <3 means forever baby~

(7:28:59 PM) You have just entered room "tldyourkinghasarrived."

(7:28:59 PM) Naruto has entered the room.
(7:29:01 PM) Tobi has entered the room.
(7:29:01 PM) Sasuke has entered the room.
(7:29:01 PM) Kabuto has entered the room.

Tobi (7:29:05 PM): !! <3
Kabuto (7:29:07 PM): OMG HI GAIZ
Sasuke (7:29:07 PM): Yes, yes I have.
Kabuto (7:29:12 PM): What's the title?
Neji (7:29:14 PM): *buzzer sound*
Neji (7:29:17 PM): WRONG.
Neji (7:29:25 PM): I. Am the king.
Tobi (7:29:33 PM): tldyourkinghasarrived
Sasuke (7:29:40 PM): You seem to be a bit confused, Neji.
Tobi (7:29:55 PM): *returns to reading old RP logs*
Neji (7:30:01 PM): This coming from the person who was dying from an illness not even two days ago? >>
Naruto (7:30:08 PM): -Grabs 'em both around the necks.- I think you're both delusional.
Naruto (7:30:15 PM): It's obvious who's the king HERE. -GRINS.-

(7:30:15 PM) Kiba has entered the room.

Sasuke (7:30:28 PM): What does my illness have to do with your confusion?
Tenten (7:30:35 PM): Enjoying your reading Tobi-san?
Neji (7:30:43 PM): That you seem to be the one who is a bit confused.
Neji (7:30:50 PM): Your illness must still be affecting you.
Neji (7:31:13 PM): *totally ignoring Naruto on purpose*
Naruto (7:31:17 PM): ...
Naruto (7:31:20 PM): D:
Tenten (7:31:22 PM): Silly billies >_>
Sasuke (7:31:25 PM): *Slips hand into Naruto's pocket.*
Tobi (7:31:26 PM): Yes. Yes I am.
Naruto (7:31:33 PM): - ! ... -...that's better.-
Hinata (7:31:42 PM): .. .__.;;;
Tenten (7:31:55 PM): Hinata! -hugs-
Hinata (7:32:13 PM): ^^ Ah, hello Tenten.
Neji (7:33:10 PM): Hinata sama! Where have you BEEN? >( *very upset* I take my eyes off of you for a SECOND and you go missing nin on me.
Hinata (7:33:32 PM): ... *ducks head* *mumbles* 'm sorry.
Hinata (7:34:11 PM): But--but I can take care of myself. Ive been fine. *peeks through her bangs with a small smile*
Naruto (7:34:18 PM): -Cracks knuckles.-
Neji (7:35:10 PM): Yes but then you get me in trouble. >(
Neji (7:35:17 PM): Then I get all worried and paranoid about you.
Naruto (7:35:21 PM): . . . -Tugs on Neji's hair.-
Hinata (7:35:24 PM): *small glance to Naruto. Wonders why he's cracking his knuckles--then back to Neji*
Tenten (7:35:30 PM): >.>
Neji (7:35:32 PM): and then my hair starts falling out BECAUSE I'm worried about yo- OW.
Naruto (7:35:33 PM): Stop being a bastard.
Tenten (7:35:48 PM): I think someone needs a cookie. ^^
Hinata (7:35:55 PM): .... (:
Neji (7:35:56 PM): So I can't get upset because I'm worried about her? >>
Naruto (7:36:05 PM): No! She can take care of herself!
Neji (7:36:16 PM): You know...there's a reason this stupid seal was put on me.
Naruto (7:36:16 PM): She's a perfectly capable kunoichi. >_>
Hinata (7:36:17 PM): Did Father yell at you, Neji-niisan?
Hinata (7:36:24 PM): *bets thats it!*
Neji (7:36:38 PM): Augh yes he was such a dick about it.
Hinata (7:36:45 PM): --and thankyouNarutokun.
Naruto (7:36:49 PM): X3
Hinata (7:37:27 PM): I'll explain that its not your fault. He wont apologize, but he'll know, then. Will that be better?
Neji (7:37:47 PM): *Best Hiashi imitation* "Neji! You are a year older than Hinata and a jounin! Explain to me why it is that she was able to get out of your sight then!? There's a reason the Branch House Exists~" and so on and so forth.
Naruto (7:37:59 PM): ... that's stupid.
Naruto (7:38:08 PM): Aren't you supposed to be breaking away from that retarded ... stuff?
Naruto (7:38:13 PM): -POINTED LOOK.-
Neji (7:38:15 PM): Me? Yes.
Naruto (7:38:17 PM): Why did I kick your ass?
Neji (7:38:21 PM): Hiashi sama no.
Hinata (7:38:23 PM): ... *small frown* He should be glad I was able to escape.
Naruto (7:38:33 PM): Why did I kick your ass?
Neji (7:38:40 PM): IT'S NOT MY FAULT OKAY
Hinata (7:38:45 PM): *IS IMPROVING. Would huff if it were anyone but her*
Neji (7:38:45 PM): Explain that to Hiashi sama.
Naruto (7:38:47 PM): Whine, whine.
Tenten (7:38:47 PM): -_-'
Kiba (7:38:50 PM): Didn't he want to KILL everyone before you kicked his ass?
Tenten (7:38:54 PM): -rubs at temple-
Hinata (7:38:58 PM): *nodnod*
Naruto (7:38:59 PM): ... Yeah! Basically.
Neji (7:39:04 PM): LISTEN TO ME.
Neji (7:39:08 PM): *Shakes Naruto*
Naruto (7:39:13 PM): Ah - WHAT?
Neji (7:39:19 PM): I understand that.
Hinata (7:39:20 PM): o__o Neji-nii. Dont d-do that.
Neji (7:39:23 PM): Explain that to Hiashi!
Naruto (7:39:26 PM): Your hair is getting in the way of your brain.
Neji (7:39:29 PM): Uh...Uncle Hiashi. >>
Naruto (7:39:35 PM): ]: Why do you need some old guy telling you what to do?
Neji (7:39:39 PM): .......
Kiba (7:39:48 PM): 'cause he's a pansy fruitcake sissy.
Hinata (7:39:50 PM): ... clan head, Naruto-kun. .__.;
Neji (7:39:50 PM): *points at seal* Because if I give him lip that turns on.
Naruto (7:39:57 PM): Wull ...
Naruto (7:40:04 PM): ... I thought he was all cool with you now.
Naruto (7:40:18 PM): With the forging your own destiny shit.
Neji (7:40:20 PM): He's teaching me. But losing his daughter, when I'm not supposed to, is a no no. >>
Neji (7:40:41 PM): Oh and Kiba?
Hinata (7:40:43 PM): You didnt lose me.
Hinata (7:40:46 PM): .__.;
Neji (7:40:56 PM): Two things.
Neji (7:40:58 PM): 1. Fuck you.
Naruto (7:41:03 PM): Hinata! Don't you feel entitled to make a stand and tell your dad that you're not a little sissy who needs a babysitter? -Getting frustrated.- >\
Neji (7:41:08 PM): 2. I gave up. I can't find a word better than nerky.
Tenten (7:41:09 PM): -pats Hinata on the back- There there
Kiba (7:41:23 PM): HA.
Kiba (7:41:26 PM): *pulls out pen*
Hinata (7:41:31 PM): I--well... I mean.. *FLUSHED. Dont turn this around to bring attention to her!*

Tobi (7:41:37 PM): [... Geek T____T]
Naruto (7:41:53 PM): [ Maaah~? ]
Tobi (7:42:09 PM): [Just... reading rp logs again and need hugs T__T]
Naruto (7:42:12 PM): [ Oh. ]
Naruto (7:42:20 PM): [ <333 -Squishes!- ]

Neji (7:41:38 PM): The closest I got was shnickerdoodle.
Kiba (7:41:49 PM): pfft, that's got nothing on nerky. Hold still.
Naruto (7:41:49 PM): -Frowns - but still looks expectant.-
Neji (7:41:56 PM): >(
Kiba (7:42:03 PM): *SITS on Neji*
Neji (7:42:08 PM): *takes off hitai ate and bandages*
Hinata (7:42:19 PM): I... I understand that he'd like me to be watched over, but.. but Im getting stronger and, well... I..

Neji (7:42:20 PM): [That's hot Squeak XD]

Naruto (7:42:29 PM): ... Yeah! Exactly!
Hinata (7:42:30 PM): Ireallydontlikeit,actually. .__.
Naruto (7:42:31 PM): You should tell him that!

Tobi (7:42:34 PM): [*CLINGLSQUISH*]
Neji (7:42:37 PM): [*THE NEJI TOUCHES YOU* <333]
Kiba (7:42:41 PM): (<333)
Tobi (7:43:01 PM): [:OO I FEEL SO LUCKY *ignores chat to finish reading*]

Kiba (7:42:36 PM): An' don't try anything, we had a deal.
Hinata (7:42:54 PM): *small shake of head*
Neji (7:42:56 PM): Yeah yeah....It better come off. >>
Naruto (7:43:00 PM): Be like, "OI, POPS. I've got BOOBS and I'm BADASS now! I don't need hair-boy up my ass all the time anymore!"
Hinata (7:43:12 PM): *goes red, very quickly*
Tenten (7:43:13 PM): ...
Kiba (7:43:15 PM): *glances over at Naruto* ...
Hinata (7:43:17 PM): ...
Naruto (7:43:19 PM): ...
Neji (7:43:21 PM): .......
Kiba (7:43:24 PM): .......
Naruto (7:43:26 PM): ... >_>
Tenten (7:43:28 PM): -cough-
Naruto (7:43:30 PM): I'm cool. stfu.
Kiba (7:43:35 PM): ... you don't get to TALK about Hinata's boobs, okay.
Neji (7:43:38 PM): Naruto.....*pissed off. evil glare*
Naruto (7:43:44 PM): Would you rather me talk about YOUR boobs, Kiba?
Hinata (7:43:45 PM): .///.;
Tenten (7:43:52 PM): o_o
Kiba (7:43:52 PM): *hits Neji* Oi, don't move.
Tenten (7:44:01 PM): -covers Hinata's ears kthx-
Kiba (7:44:03 PM): I still gotta write on your head – and SHUTUP Naruto.
Neji (7:44:05 PM): WELL THEN SHUT UP AND WRITE ALREADY
Hinata (7:44:05 PM): *cant talk right now, is too red*
Kiba (7:44:16 PM): OKAY FINE WELL HE BETTER LEAVE HER ALONE OKAY.
Naruto (7:44:19 PM): Don't tell me what to do!
Hinata (7:44:25 PM): *can hear, but appreciates it all the same, Tenten <3*
Tenten (7:44:33 PM): :/ -tried-
Neji (7:44:35 PM): WHATEVER JUST HURRY UP
Kiba (7:44:38 PM): Don't go on about her boobs!
Neji (7:44:41 PM): This pose is uncomfortable.
Naruto (7:44:47 PM): ANYWAY, before someone smelling entirely of ANIMAL interupted...
Tenten (7:44:48 PM): -comforts Hinata instead?- <3
Kiba (7:44:49 PM): Oh stuff a sock in it, hair-boy.
Neji (7:44:50 PM): and your crotch is digging into my leg.

Hinata (7:44:51 PM): [Ohgod. My protective club has returned. XD ]
Kiba (7:45:02 PM): (<3 :3)
Neji (7:45:11 PM): [Always <33333]

Hinata (7:45:01 PM): *appreciates that even more!*
Neji (7:45:04 PM): Fuck you mutt
Naruto (7:45:19 PM): ... Seriously, Hinata. You should really take a stand. -. . . Pouty-frown. Approaches.-
Tenten (7:45:21 PM): -Finds it amusing that the protective squad is fighting with each other-
Kiba (7:45:27 PM): >( *writes NERKY on Neji's forehead. HARD.*
Neji (7:45:30 PM): OW
Neji (7:45:33 PM): YOU FUCKING SLUT
Neji (7:45:39 PM): That HURTS.
Kiba (7:45:39 PM): *kicks him and gets up*
Hinata (7:45:44 PM): *ducks her head* I really couldnt, Naruto-kun. Thank you, though. .__.
Neji (7:45:50 PM): *punches his shoulder*
Kiba (7:45:53 PM): OW.
Neji (7:45:54 PM): *HARD*
Kiba (7:46:14 PM): Hey, it's not my fault, you really have to PRESS with this pen.
Neji (7:46:19 PM): *wraps bandages around his forehead again*
Neji (7:46:33 PM): Press hard my ass....You did that on purpose.
Kiba (7:46:47 PM): XP
Neji (7:46:56 PM): *add the forehead protector and TADAA "Nerky" is no longer visible =P*
Naruto (7:47:07 PM): -Places a hand on her shoulder. Leans in, ducking into eye-level.- It'd be good for you. And... That old man needs to learn he can't keep you sheltered like that. It's not right. -Head cant.-

Naruto (7:47:20 PM): [ LOL he's ... gonna get ... KILLED. ]

Kiba (7:47:26 PM): *isn't in a poodle suit and got to cause Neji pain. is HAPPY. Until he notices Naruto.*
Hinata (7:47:32 PM): o//////o
Neji (7:47:33 PM): .........
Hinata (7:47:35 PM): *speachless!*
Kiba (7:47:36 PM): ....
Neji (7:47:36 PM): Naruto....
Naruto (7:47:45 PM): -Blink. Glances over a shoulder.- Wha~?
Hinata (7:47:48 PM): *DOESNT WANT ANYONE TO BREAK THIS MOMENT. NEJI, STOP TALKING*
Neji (7:47:54 PM): *FIRE in eyes*
Naruto (7:48:11 PM): -...Scooches closer to her - INSTINCTIVELY.-
Neji (7:48:18 PM): .........
Kiba (7:48:20 PM): HEY. Didn't I tell you to back off?
Neji (7:48:36 PM): Did anyone ever teach you about personal space?
Hinata (7:48:43 PM): *not complaining. Not moving, either. Kind of frozen on the spot*
Tenten (7:48:43 PM): >.>
Naruto (7:48:52 PM): -Glares.- If Hinata didn't want me this close, she'd have SAID something.

Naruto (7:49:01 PM): [ .. XD not. ]
Hinata (7:49:07 PM): [ Ohyeah XD ]

Neji (7:49:10 PM): She hasn't said anything because *ABOUT TO REVEAL SECRET OH NO*
Tenten (7:49:13 PM): -Wouldn't have much else to go anyways cuz, hello, I'm on the other side of you :P-
Kiba (7:49:16 PM): *hits Neji*
Kiba (7:49:26 PM): Just leave her alone.
Neji (7:49:32 PM): HEY!
Neji (7:49:35 PM): That was uncalled for >>
Hinata (7:49:49 PM): *LOOKS like she's attempting words, kind of, but not really. No sounds other than a realllly tiny squeak*
Neji (7:50:02 PM): I'm not saying anything to her anyway
Neji (7:50:08 PM): I just want HIM to get away from her.
Naruto (7:50:22 PM): -Sticks his tongue out at the both of them. Turns back to face her.- Would you at least try? -Cracks a grin.- For me?
Hinata (7:51:45 PM): I-- *manages that much. Cant go further, cheeks flaring* *attempts small smile.*
Hinata (7:52:00 PM): *feels... quite light headed, actually.*
Neji (7:52:19 PM): Hmph. *looks away and goes to Ten.*
Naruto (7:52:53 PM): -Grins deepens into the angles of his face.- That's a 'yes', then?
Kiba (7:53:09 PM): *GLARE*
Tenten (7:53:15 PM): >.>
Tenten (7:53:20 PM): Are we calm now?
Neji (7:53:23 PM): No.
Neji (7:53:26 PM): I want to hurt him.
Neji (7:53:30 PM): Yank off his balls again.
Tenten (7:53:30 PM): -_-'
Hinata (7:53:31 PM): *small squeak and nod, barely moving, but nodding*
Tenten (7:53:44 PM): Please don't.
Tenten (7:53:49 PM): I'm sure he likes them just where they are
Neji (7:53:50 PM): But Hinata sama would get upset and then both Kiba and Tobi would get their underwear in a knot again.
Kiba (7:53:58 PM): >\

Sasuke (7:53:53 PM): [ I gotta go in five. ]
Neji (7:54:04 PM): [Forever? ;_;]
Tenten (7:54:04 PM): [Aww, ok <3]
Kiba (7:54:08 PM): ( D: )
Tenten (7:54:11 PM): [D:]
Hinata (7:54:12 PM): [ ): ]
(7:54:43 PM) Itachi has entered the room.
Tenten (7:54:50 PM): [Itachi-san <3]
Kiba (7:54:55 PM): (hay there Itachi :3)
Itachi (7:55:03 PM): [*GLOMP* HIYA EVERYBODY I MISSED YOU LAST NIIIIIGHT.]
Tenten (7:55:05 PM): [Perfect timing as always]
Naruto (7:55:06 PM): [ 'Tachi-yarou~ <3 ]
Kiba (7:55:12 PM): (and remember – it's ALWAYS a good time to come in.)
Neji (7:55:37 PM): [Oh]
Neji (7:55:42 PM): [THE NEJI NEEDS ACTION >>]
Kiba (7:55:49 PM): (I NEED A FRIENDLY HAND.)
Neji (7:55:58 PM): [Hurry up and get Sai's ass over there Naruto!]
Itachi (7:56:11 PM): [P.S. I still find Reichi greeting me as "bastard" to be more than slightly hilarious.]
Naruto (7:56:25 PM): [ :] <3 It's a term of endearment, obviously. ]
Itachi (7:56:42 PM): [<3 Obviously.]
Naruto (7:56:50 PM): [ Now. Brb. ]
Hinata (7:57:10 PM): [ u__u alright.]
Kiba (7:57:14 PM): ( D: K )
Sasuke (7:57:16 PM): [ Yes, well... ]
Kabuto (7:57:33 PM): (Well?)

Naruto (7:54:22 PM): Ahahahah. Good. Score! -Backs off, removing his hand, but still staying close.- That's what I like to hear.
Hinata (7:55:37 PM): *smile widens some, finding her voice again* Thank you, Naruto-kun. *ducks her head some, to hide her blush*
Kiba (7:55:43 PM): *stompsoff*
Hinata (7:57:51 PM): *feels less dizzy now that he's backed up some*

Naruto (8:07:20 PM): [ -Eats food.- ]
Naruto (8:07:29 PM): [ Swiss cheese is good. ]
Tobi (8:07:37 PM): [*sighs happily* I feel so... calm and sated right now *__*]
Naruto (8:07:46 PM): [ <333 ]
Kiba (8:07:55 PM): (<3)
(8:07:55 PM) Sakura has entered the room.
Kiba (8:07:59 PM): (<333)
Neji (8:08:02 PM): [Sakura san <3]
Naruto (8:08:06 PM): [ Sakura~ <3333 ]
Tobi (8:08:07 PM): [SAKURAAAAAAAAAAAA]
Sakura (8:08:21 PM): [<3 Neji~ KIBA. Everyone. xD]
Tenten (8:08:30 PM): [Hey Sakura ^^]
Hinata (8:08:32 PM): [ <3 Sakuraaaa ]
Kiba (8:08:33 PM): (YAY)
Kiba (8:08:41 PM): (FOUR FOR THE PRICE OF TWO)
Hinata (8:08:55 PM): [ -- am I a free one? :-( ]
Kiba (8:09:05 PM): ( – D: NOO. *hug*)
Hinata (8:09:16 PM): [ *boobiesquish* ]
Kiba (8:09:22 PM): (8D)
Neji (8:09:39 PM): [Kiba boobies?]
Neji (8:09:41 PM): [Ewww >>]
Hinata (8:09:44 PM): [ My boobies :-D ]
Neji (8:09:49 PM): [Oh okay]
Hinata (8:09:49 PM): [ *pulls you to them!* ]
Kiba (8:09:55 PM): (Hinata has enough boobies to squish for two people.)
Neji (8:09:58 PM): [NOT AGAIN *being suffocated!*]
Hinata (8:10:02 PM): [ Four. :-) ]
Neji (8:10:04 PM): [Maybe four >>]
Kiba (8:10:04 PM): (XD)
Neji (8:10:10 PM): [LOL, we think alike Hinata sama XD]
Kiba (8:10:12 PM): (<3)
Kiba (8:10:16 PM): (I knew it.)
Hinata (8:10:18 PM): [ *makes sure to squish extra well!* ]
Kiba (8:10:21 PM): (Hyuuga hive mind.)
Hinata (8:10:27 PM): [ Must be. ^^ ]
Neji (8:10:49 PM): [Hiashi sama is the queen]
Neji (8:10:54 PM): [If he gets killed all of us die.]
Kiba (8:10:55 PM): (Hiashi: BZZZZZ POLLEN PLS)
Hinata (8:11:08 PM): [ Okay, Neji-nii. Im thinking of a word, and its not "kitty". What is it? *testing to see how in sync we are* ]
Neji (8:11:21 PM): [Kitty?]
Kiba (8:11:23 PM): (IS IT PUPPY)
Tobi (8:11:24 PM): [IS IT- SHIT]
Hinata (8:11:25 PM): [ ..get out of my head.]
Neji (8:11:30 PM): [LOL]
Hinata (8:11:32 PM): [Neji, this is craziness <3]
Neji (8:11:46 PM): [It's the hair =3]
Hinata (8:11:52 PM): [It must be. o_o ]
Neji (8:12:50 PM): [We are oooooneeeeee @@]

Naruto (8:13:36 PM): -Still close! Stretches, arms over his head -- streeeeeeeeeeeeeeetchh ahh..-
Hinata (8:12:50 PM): .... *starts playing with her longer strips of hair, fidgeting. Is Naruto still close or is she still just freaking out?*

Tobi (8:12:40 PM): [HOLY SHIT. My neck just snapped like, 5 times. And I mean SNAPPED]
Hinata (8:13:00 PM): [ We are oooooneeeeee @@ ]
Neji (8:13:02 PM): [D= Tobi don't die!]
Tobi (8:13:10 PM): [It actually felt quite good :D]
Neji (8:13:25 PM): [Oh okay then. Carry on.]
Tobi (8:13:36 PM): [... HAS TOBI FINALLY FALLEN FOR THE JASHIN RELIGION? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON AKATSUKI: THE SOAP OPERA]
Naruto (8:13:53 PM): [ ROFL ]
Naruto (8:14:15 PM): [ Hidan doing corny, villainy monologue. ]
Kiba (8:14:19 PM): (LMAO.)
Tobi (8:14:22 PM): [XD Yeees]
Neji (8:14:29 PM): [LOL]
Naruto (8:14:33 PM): [ As a matter of fact ... ]
Sakura (8:14:37 PM): [xD]
Neji (8:14:45 PM): [I imagine his evil laugh to sound something like this...EKEKEEKEKEKEKEKE]
Naruto (8:14:50 PM): [ NO. ]
Naruto (8:14:53 PM): [ It'll be - HOT. ]
Naruto (8:14:58 PM): [ Like .. ]
Naruto (8:15:10 PM): [ "..Nn'heh hehehehehheheh..." ]
Kiba (8:15:15 PM): (XD)
Sakura (8:15:16 PM): [I wonder who's going to voice him...]
Naruto (8:15:22 PM): [ Someone hot and vaguely insane. ]
Tobi (8:15:24 PM): [Someone sexy, I hope *__*]
Kiba (8:15:26 PM): (Captain Sexy of the Sexy brigade.)
Tobi (8:15:31 PM): [Something deep]
Tobi (8:15:33 PM): [A low tenor
Tobi (8:15:34 PM): ]
Naruto (8:15:43 PM): [ Yeah, not a baritone. ]
Neji (8:15:45 PM): [TAMAKI]
Tobi (8:15:47 PM): [Definately not
Naruto (8:15:50 PM): [ EW NO. ]
Neji (8:15:51 PM): [RIKU SHOULD VOICE HIDAN]
Tobi (8:15:51 PM): [Nah, lower than that]
Naruto (8:15:52 PM): [ Not Tamaki. ]
Naruto (8:15:54 PM): [ No. ]
Neji (8:15:57 PM): [Yes D=]
Kiba (8:15:59 PM): (lmao)
Kiba (8:16:04 PM): (*HARUMPH* I want confirmation on Deidara's voice.)
Tobi (8:16:07 PM): [Low enough to rumble you a bit, but not REALLY]
Kiba (8:16:09 PM): (In fact I just want more Deidara IN GENERAL)
Naruto (8:16:10 PM): [ Hidan doing an interpretive dance. ]
Kiba (8:16:13 PM): (XDD)
Hinata (8:16:18 PM): [ odfjl;aksf;a haha]
Neji (8:16:19 PM): [LMAO]
(8:16:37 PM) Hidan has entered the room.
Tenten (8:16:41 PM): [Speak of the devil...]
Kiba (8:16:46 PM): (MEET COUSIN NEVILLE)
Tobi (8:16:47 PM): [OH HURRAY]
Sakura (8:17:05 PM): [...Ohno. D:]
Neji (8:17:16 PM): [Omg...my best friend just sent me an email...that's like....an essay.]

Hinata (8:15:19 PM): *fidgeting for a good reason, then!*
Naruto (8:17:17 PM): . . . Okay, I'm fuckin' STARVING.

Naruto (8:17:24 PM): [ WRONG NAME. LOL. ]
Tobi (8:17:28 PM): [Wrong character? :D]
Kiba (8:17:29 PM): (LOLOLOL)
Tobi (8:17:30 PM): [XD]
Neji (8:17:33 PM): [LMAO]

Hidan (8:17:33 PM): ...
Hidan (8:17:34 PM): AHEM.
Hidan (8:17:42 PM): ... Okay, I'm fuckin' STARVING.

Neji (8:17:40 PM): [Puberty.]
Neji (8:17:46 PM): [Hidan is hitting second puberty]
Neji (8:17:51 PM): [That's why he sounded like Naruto]
Naruto (8:17:56 PM): [ SHUT UP ]

Tobi (8:17:57 PM): Hidan-san! You can have some of my cookies if you'd like!
Tobi (8:18:00 PM): Bunny will share!
Hidan (8:18:16 PM): No. I want red meat. -Incredibly predatory, CARNIVOROUS look.-
Tobi (8:18:28 PM): *squeaks and returns to his cookies*
Kiba (8:18:42 PM): .. *moves protectively in front of his steak*
Hidan (8:18:44 PM): You know what I ate yesterday?
Hidan (8:18:46 PM): You know what?
Neji (8:18:49 PM): Nothing?
Hidan (8:18:50 PM): You wanna know?
Tobi (8:18:54 PM): *hesitantly* what?
Sakura (8:18:57 PM): *Doesn't*
Neji (8:18:59 PM): *assumes him to be poor*
Hinata (8:19:14 PM): *scoots behind Naruto and out of Hidan's sight*
Hidan (8:19:23 PM): A PIECE of Deidara-chan's STRAWBERRY LICORICE.
Kiba (8:19:29 PM): *is affronted that Hinata chooses to hide behind Naruto*
Tobi (8:19:37 PM): ... Deidara-senpai's licorice is very filling.
Hinata (8:19:44 PM): *... he was closer?*
Itachi (8:19:52 PM): ....Hidan, you're an animal.
Hidan (8:20:30 PM): No! It was NOT VERY FUCKING FILLING.
Hidan (8:20:43 PM): SHUT UP ITACHI OR I'LL EAT YOUR FLAN IN THE FRIDGE TONIGHT.
Tobi (8:20:50 PM): It always is for me!
Itachi (8:21:04 PM): DO IT, BITCH.
Hidan (8:21:09 PM): Well you're a dumbfuck.
Hidan (8:21:22 PM): I WILL. IT PROBABLY TASTES LIKE SHIT.
Itachi (8:21:26 PM): It'd be worth it just to see you eat something called flan.
Itachi (8:21:29 PM): SO DO IT.
Hidan (8:21:33 PM): ...
Hinata (8:21:35 PM): *didnt think Tobi ate. with the mask and all...*
Hidan (8:21:35 PM): I'm not eating it.
Itachi (8:21:38 PM): CHICKENSHIT RELIGIOUS ASS.
Hidan (8:21:39 PM): It's probably filled with arsenic.
Hidan (8:21:44 PM): FUCK YOU.
Itachi (8:21:44 PM): ...Probably.
Tobi (8:21:46 PM): *slips a cookie in under his mask and munches it*
Tenten (8:21:55 PM): >_>
Hidan (8:22:01 PM): You Michael Jackson WANNABE.
Tenten (8:22:07 PM): Honestly, can't you guys go one day without arguing?
Neji (8:22:08 PM): HEY
Itachi (8:22:09 PM): No, that's Orochimaru.
Hidan (8:22:11 PM): Got your rib taken out just so you can SUCK YOUR OWN DICK.

Hinata (8:22:22 PM): [ >> Goiz. If I can get my cosplay done in time for february, I might be able to supply the comm. with HidanTobi pics.]
Itachi (8:22:34 PM): [HINATA I WANT YOU.]
Hinata (8:22:45 PM): [ :-) WHO DOESNT?]
Itachi (8:22:46 PM): [ IWNAT YOU BAD.]

Neji (8:22:23 PM): Hidan that's low. Even for you.
Hidan (8:22:28 PM): I am hungry.
Hidan (8:22:31 PM): My blood sugar is low.
Hidan (8:22:33 PM): I am going to explode.
Tobi (8:22:43 PM): ... *holds a cookie out for Hidan, regardless*
Neji (8:22:54 PM): So go buy something. Your partner is the treasurer of Akatsuki. I'm sure he'd be willing to supply you with lunch money.
Hidan (8:23:03 PM): No.
Hidan (8:23:47 PM): He would rather spend his menial change on toothpaste, antibacterial lotion, and string.

Itachi (8:23:15 PM): [I'm totally making an Ebisu cosplay, btw, I've decided. He's the hawtest chaarcter there is.]
Neji (8:23:33 PM): [Itachi sama >> Back away from my cousin]
Neji (8:23:36 PM): [Please]
Hinata (8:23:42 PM): [ ..please come closer? <3]
Itachi (8:23:50 PM): [Noooooooooo ;_; Want Hinata-san.]
Neji (8:23:52 PM): [*ONE of the Hyuugas should stay chaste damnit >(*]
Hinata (8:24:08 PM): [ *let Hanabi!* ]

Hidan (8:24:13 PM): And I'm like I KNOW I CAN'T DIE YOU DUMB SUNNOVA BITCH.
Hidan (8:24:08 PM): Then he looks at me and says, "Why do you need food? You can't die."
Hidan (8:24:16 PM): But I LIKE TO EAT.
Tobi (8:24:33 PM): *waves the cookie*
Neji (8:24:41 PM): Beggars can't be choosers.
Neji (8:24:45 PM): Just take Tobi's cookie.
Tobi (8:24:49 PM): :D!
Hidan (8:24:57 PM): . . .
Hidan (8:24:59 PM): -...Snarls.-
Tenten (8:25:07 PM): -_-'

Tenten (8:24:16 PM): [Lol I was going ot say that]
Neji (8:24:19 PM): [Hanabi is a dirty hor]
Neji (8:24:21 PM): [We both know it]
Itachi (8:24:37 PM): [*dying from laughter*]
Hinata (8:24:46 PM): [ *will get daddy to sealzap you for that!* ]
Hinata (8:24:53 PM): [Dont say mean things about my sister DD: ]
Itachi (8:24:58 PM): [....If I don't make it to tomorrow, you'll know it was you guys that killed me.]
Tobi (8:25:01 PM): [XD Sealzap]
Neji (8:25:09 PM): [NO]
Neji (8:25:11 PM): [I'M SORRY]
Hinata (8:25:23 PM): [ Yes, you are. u__u ]
Neji (8:25:28 PM): [I DON'T WANT MASHED POTATOES FOR BRAINS]
Hinata (8:25:48 PM): [ No, you dont. Now please go on your hands and knees and beg for forgiveness.]

Hidan (8:25:17 PM): ... Just - ... -Snatches the cookie. Shoves it in and nearly SWALLOWS it whole. Chokes.-
Itachi (8:25:27 PM): ...God punishing you.
Tobi (8:25:37 PM): !! Hidan-san! *rushes behind him to perform the Heimlich!*
Hidan (8:25:38 PM): Nn--nn--GUH. What the FUCK kind of DEVIL COOKIE IS THIS?
Hidan (8:25:45 PM): Did you put BULLETS in it?

Neji (8:25:45 PM): [CPR]
Neji (8:25:50 PM): [TOBI SHOULD DO CPR]

Itachi (8:25:57 PM): Like I said, Hidan. It's God punishing you.
Hidan (8:25:59 PM): SHRAPNEL COOKIES.
Tenten (8:26:02 PM): ...Um...chew next time?
Itachi (8:26:05 PM): Nope, just God.
Hidan (8:26:09 PM): Go suck your own dick, you Jesus Christ superstar.
Tobi (8:26:10 PM): They're chocolate chip!
Itachi (8:26:15 PM): ...
Hidan (8:26:22 PM): They're SHRAPNEL.
Itachi (8:26:26 PM): Is that really the best you could come up with? Really?

Neji (8:26:30 PM): [Um...I'll do the hands and knees. But I'm not begging. >>]
Itachi (8:26:51 PM): [...I beg to differ., neji-kun.]
Hinata (8:26:54 PM): [ Works for me. *motions for Tenten to get the camera ready. Through use of asterisks* ]
Tenten (8:27:06 PM): [-always has camera- :D]
Hinata (8:27:08 PM): [ *can do a lot to tenten in asterisks.* ]
Itachi (8:27:14 PM): [Hell yes.]
Tenten (8:27:15 PM): [-Oh yes-]
Hidan (8:27:22 PM): No, but that's all I'm WILLING to come up with.
Tenten (8:27:27 PM): [-A very many things >)-]
Hinata (8:27:32 PM): [ *..but thats another story for another time. And probably with another s/n from me* ]
Tenten (8:27:41 PM): [Lmao]

Itachi (8:27:39 PM): You're a sad, sad, little man.
Tobi (8:27:48 PM): He's actually very large
Itachi (8:27:56 PM): Shut up, Tobi.
Hidan (8:28:02 PM): Yes. Thank you, Tobi. Now go somewhere.
Tobi (8:28:10 PM): I like it here.
Hidan (8:28:13 PM): ...
Hidan (8:28:17 PM): Then shut the fuck up.

Neji (8:28:25 PM): [ITACHI SAMA SHHHH]
Hidan (8:28:28 PM): [ >_> I've always called it pop. ]
Tobi (8:28:37 PM): [<3]
Hidan (8:28:40 PM): [ <3 ]
Itachi (8:28:44 PM): [..? OH, THAT. RIGHT, SHUSHING NOW. >>]
Neji (8:28:46 PM): [Ahem...okay fine. Anything else or just plain out hands and knees?]

Tobi (8:28:34 PM): You're not very grateful >\
Tenten (8:28:57 PM): It's alright Tobi-san. -patpats-

Sakura (8:29:04 PM): [...>> What happened to Sasuke?]
Hinata (8:29:07 PM): [ ... can I say "assume the position" before you do it? ]
Hinata (8:29:10 PM): [ Please?}
Itachi (8:29:18 PM): [He's gone for now. Should be back within half an hour or so.]
Neji (8:29:42 PM): [As long as you don't tell Hiashi sama what I said about Hanabi]
Hinata (8:29:43 PM): [ :| Assume the Possition, Neji.]
Hinata (8:29:55 PM): [ *gives thumbs up to that last bit. Wont say a word* ]
Neji (8:30:12 PM): [*sighs and bends down on his hands and knees letting his hair fall down to cover his face*]
Hinata (8:30:30 PM): [ *sort of.. glows* *happy* ]
Tenten (8:30:31 PM): [-snaps a picture-]
Hinata (8:30:40 PM): [ *WANTS A COPY. Wants ten.* ]
Tenten (8:30:42 PM): [:D -thumbs up to Hinata-]
Hinata (8:30:49 PM): [ *thumbs up back atcha* ]

TO BE CONTINUED HERE