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endless_scrolls) wrote2007-09-18 03:30 pm
Log: Shinobi on a Plane, Pt 2
Title: Shinobis on a Plane, Pt 2
Type: Crack!RP log
Fandom: TLD!Naruto
Character(s): Hyuuga Hinata, Tenten, Yakushi Kabuto, Hyuuga Neji, Inuzuka Kiba, Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, Big Daddy; brief mention of Sabaku no Gaara
Warning(s): Lulz to the highest order, and it's hella long so don't read unless you have lots of time.
Disclaimer: I own only the part that I played in this.
Note: Log made August 27, 2006. Continued from Part 1 [ HERE ]. One of the many reasons why I will always love the folks over at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
theselostdreams. I miss you guys so much right now~ I'll go back and color code it later.
Dedicated to:theselostdreams; <3 means forever baby~
CONTINUED
Naruto (9:10:55 PM): -...Devious look.-
Neji (9:11:03 PM): ........
Sasuke (9:11:04 PM): *worried look*
Neji (9:11:06 PM): *sobs*
Neji (9:11:17 PM): *...in a manly way*
Sasuke (9:11:23 PM): . . .
Naruto (9:11:27 PM): -Untangles from Sasuke and leaves him his cup, hurrying into the cockpit before anyone can stop him.-
Sasuke (9:11:55 PM): Oh great. >_>
Neji (9:12:07 PM): ...We're dead.
Tenten (9:12:27 PM): ...
Tenten (9:12:33 PM): I think I'll take my seat now
Neji (9:13:01 PM): So....
Neji (9:13:01 PM): Since we're going to die...
Naruto (9:13:01 PM): -Shuffles back out moments later after a lot of clanking and clinking and various painful noises.- I put it on auto-pilot. >_> -Dusts off hands.-
Neji (9:13:03 PM): Tenten I...
Neji (9:13:05 PM): Oh.
Neji (9:13:09 PM): Nevermind then.
Sasuke (9:13:11 PM): *Reads the bottom of a seat cushion. 'Can be used as a flotation device.' Wonders how useful that's really going to be when they hit land.* >_>
Sasuke (9:13:47 PM): . . . Naruto... that's not going to safely land the plane.
Tenten (9:14:00 PM): But...how much gas do we have left?
Naruto (9:14:08 PM): ... Who said anything about landing?
Naruto (9:14:13 PM): -- Oh, uh.
Hinata (9:14:16 PM): ....
Tenten (9:14:19 PM): ...
Sasuke (9:14:25 PM): . . . *GLARE*
Naruto (9:14:26 PM): The little meter thingy was filled up to like, halfway.
Naruto (9:14:31 PM): o_o
Tenten (9:14:39 PM): -sighs-
Hinata (9:14:56 PM): So we've got another few hours?
Hinata (9:15:01 PM): ...maybe?
Tenten (9:15:15 PM): -shrugs-
Hinata (9:15:16 PM): *didn't pay attention to how long they've been on the plane*
Naruto (9:15:20 PM): Like two. :D That's long enough to think up a successful escape plan!
Sasuke (9:15:31 PM): *Throws a seat cushion at him.*
Tenten (9:15:45 PM): I say we use the radio and call someone who knows how to land so they can tell us how to do it.
Hinata (9:15:52 PM): ...!
Hinata (9:15:57 PM): *likes that idea*
Naruto (9:15:58 PM): -Glowers. Picks it up and tosses it back.-
Naruto (9:16:14 PM): Kabuto probably unwired it or something. He's sick like that. -Shrugs. Goes back for a seat.-
Tenten (9:16:23 PM): ...
Tenten (9:16:34 PM): Way to stay positive, otouto.
Naruto (9:16:44 PM): Oh. >>; Sorry.
Hinata (9:16:52 PM): *thinks she just might go join her cousin in the insanity ward*
Sasuke (9:16:53 PM): *Catches it and drops it back in its seat.* Did anything look rewired in there?
Sasuke (9:17:03 PM): . . . Before you touched it.
Sasuke (9:17:07 PM): *Had to clarify.*
Naruto (9:17:26 PM): How the hell should I know? I've never been on a plane before, let alone in a cockpit. >_> -- ...
Naruto (9:17:32 PM): ...Cock... --pit. -...Snort.-
Sasuke (9:17:42 PM): *Temple throb.*
Tenten (9:17:49 PM): -rolls eyes- I'll go check
Tenten (9:18:12 PM): And when I get back...meal time.
Sasuke (9:18:13 PM): Anyone have any summons that can fly?
Neji (9:18:47 PM): *can't summon*
Sasuke (9:19:06 PM): *Could summon... snakes... that could... be on the plane. :/*
Tenten (9:19:19 PM): [Lmao]
Neji (9:19:22 PM): [OMFG LMFAO]
Hinata (9:19:27 PM): [XDDDDDD]
Neji (9:19:33 PM): [YES]
Neji (9:19:36 PM): [OH GOD YES XD]
Neji (9:19:49 PM): [LET THERE BE SNAKES ON THIS PLANE]
Sasuke (9:20:05 PM): [ >D ]
Tenten (9:20:32 PM): [Oh the antics that occur when the 5 of us get together]
Hinata (9:20:45 PM): [XDDD]
Naruto (9:20:49 PM): [ I NEED FOOD BEFORE I PARTAKE IN THIS -- THIS SNAKE-ING. ]
Neji (9:21:43 PM): [This is the BEST chat EVER XD]
Hinata (9:21:48 PM): [YUSS. <3]
Tenten (9:19:49 PM): -comes back- Nothing looked out of place from when I was talking to Kabuto.
Hinata (9:21:17 PM): *cant summon also*
Hinata (9:21:44 PM): *could attempt byakyugan and see if she can see land--maybe there will be a pit of jello somewhere for them to crash into*
Neji (9:22:45 PM): *thinking desperately of something to help now*
Tenten (9:24:12 PM): -Wouldn't be surprised if Kabuto left them a little present before he departed-
Naruto (9:24:42 PM): I say we all have an orgy before we die. -Sounds rather resolute and OKAY with the dying-part.-
Hinata (9:24:56 PM): .....
Hinata (9:25:33 PM): Naruto-kun, have a bag of peanuts and attempt to think of something to save our lives, please?
Hinata (9:25:51 PM): *actually spoke up after such a comment! wut?*
Neji (9:26:11 PM): Chakra...
Neji (9:26:18 PM): Like Sasuke kun said
Neji (9:26:29 PM): Chakra is like...duct tape
Naruto (9:26:33 PM): -Sigh.- But thinking is boring.
Neji (9:26:35 PM): It can fix anything
Hinata (9:26:46 PM): ... try? Please?
Hinata (9:26:52 PM): You get free peanuts if you think.
Tenten (9:26:53 PM): -rolls out another cart- Meal time.
Tenten (9:27:54 PM): Again the choices are chicken meal, fish fillet meal, or ham & cheese sandwiches -Smiles so fakely-
Hinata (9:28:48 PM): ...nothing, still.
Hinata (9:28:55 PM): *saying, to eat*
Neji (9:29:58 PM): *thinking like MAD*
Tenten (9:30:34 PM): -is just trying to stay busy so she doesn't have to think about their doom-
Tenten (9:31:13 PM): -Wants her clothes back too dammit-
Neji (9:33:47 PM): Sasuke kun....
Neji (9:33:51 PM): There's TWO genius.
Neji (9:34:02 PM): We should be able to come up with something.
Sasuke (9:34:39 PM): *Thinks they're doomed.*
Tenten (9:34:45 PM): -Just says 'screw it' and shoves the cart back to where she found it-
Naruto (9:35:03 PM): ...... -Sits back down in the middle of the aisle.-
Sasuke (9:35:10 PM): Yeah, all right.
Tenten (9:35:19 PM): -Finally sits down on the other side of the isle across from Neji-
Hinata (9:35:20 PM): *looks over at Naruto, and waves*
Hinata (9:35:38 PM): *has let go of the seat due to kind of trusting the plane not to turn now that the pilots gone*
Naruto (9:35:50 PM): -Waves back, half-heartedly.-
Sasuke (9:36:21 PM): *Shoves a seat-pillow cum flotation device at Neji.* Let's crash into water and hope we survive initial impact.
Neji (9:36:32 PM): *sighs*
Hinata (9:37:26 PM): ...*thinking: or how about not and say we did?*
Tenten (9:37:32 PM): Someone's still going to have to pilot this thing into the water.
Neji (9:37:48 PM): You do it.
Tenten (9:38:01 PM): Eh?...
Neji (9:38:06 PM): Tenten you have 100% accuracy
Tenten (9:38:13 PM): ...
Hinata (9:38:18 PM): ...how do we know we're above water?
Tenten (9:38:21 PM): I've never worked with anything this big.
Naruto (9:38:34 PM): ... I could always use Gama-oyabin. >>
Neji (9:38:48 PM): But you have Sasuke kun, Hinata chan, and myself with you
Sasuke (9:38:49 PM): Neji. I... wasn't being serious.
Neji (9:39:17 PM): Eh?
Sasuke (9:39:19 PM): Can he fly, Naruto?
Naruto (9:39:31 PM): -IGNORED. ARGH--oh.- ... No. But he can jump really high and stuff. 8D
Sasuke (9:39:34 PM): *Thinks they're DOOMED*
Naruto (9:39:40 PM): Like a supaa frog.
Tenten (9:39:43 PM): -_-'
Hinata (9:39:47 PM): ...
Neji (9:39:49 PM): Let's just have Tenten fly this thing
Tenten (9:39:52 PM): -Is going back to her radio plan-
Neji (9:40:16 PM): Hinata sama and I can see the terrain
Neji (9:40:24 PM): and you Sasuke kun have quick reflexes...
Tenten (9:40:28 PM): -Will make the damn thing work if she has to rewire it herself- >_>
Neji (9:40:31 PM): Especially with Sharingan
Hinata (9:41:02 PM): ...Naruto-kun... have some peanuts *hands him a bag, if only to occupy himself*
Naruto (9:41:12 PM): - . . . Takes it. Blink. Shake, shake.-
Tenten (9:41:31 PM): -Gives him some more complimentary cookies too-
Neji (9:41:37 PM): It just HAS to work
Sasuke (9:41:38 PM): Yeah, I'll be able to predict the ground crashing into us with alarming accuracy.
Neji (9:41:46 PM): Not that Dx
Tenten (9:41:56 PM): ...>_>
Naruto (9:42:10 PM): -Chews on a cookie. Settles back into a seat, satedly.-
Neji (9:42:24 PM): I don't see you coming up with anything better
Neji (9:42:27 PM): Dx
Tenten (9:42:42 PM): -Goes to check on the amount of gas they have left-
Naruto (9:42:55 PM): This cookie tastes like ass. -Still eating it.-
Sasuke (9:43:04 PM): All right. Let's strip off our clothes and make parachutes. Better?
Tenten (9:43:11 PM): -Wonders how he knows what ass tastes like-
Neji (9:43:25 PM): >_>
Naruto (9:43:26 PM): It's also tastes like the grit off of sanda--okay I like Sasuke's idea lets go with that. -Perk.-
Hinata (9:43:28 PM): *doesnt wonder*
Neji (9:43:32 PM): My plan is LOADS better than that
Hinata (9:43:42 PM): *doesnt like any ideas so far*
Naruto (9:43:43 PM): TWO AGAINST THREE. >_>
Naruto (9:43:48 PM): I mean. Wait. >_>;
Sasuke (9:44:05 PM): Neji, your plan doesn't involve everyone taking off their clothes.
Tenten (9:44:06 PM): -Decides to stay in the cockpit, away from the arguing-
Naruto (9:44:11 PM): I can technically call myself two.
Naruto (9:44:36 PM): SO. Three against three. :D We're even.
Neji (9:44:38 PM): If all you want is sex go with Naruto to the bathroom, take care of your business and then come back and come up with something useful with me! >_<
Hinata (9:44:49 PM): ... Im sure there's /real/ parachutes around. *would get up to look, but legs gave out looong ago*
Naruto (9:44:56 PM): -Squint.- Who said anything about sex...?
Tenten (9:45:10 PM): -Reaches for the radio to call someone who knows that they're doing-
Sasuke (9:45:17 PM): *Gives Neji a flat 'come up with something better' look*
Tenten (9:46:00 PM): This can't be that much different from the radio dad had...
Tenten (9:46:09 PM): ...Or a transmitter
Neji (9:46:10 PM): *Hits his head* Think better Neji >_<
Naruto (9:46:12 PM): -Begins removing all available seat cushion cum flotation devices and making a bedding area out of them in the aisle.-
Sasuke (9:46:17 PM): At least my idea doesn't involve the plane crashing with us in it.
Sasuke (9:46:38 PM): . . . Naruto, what are you doing?
Tenten (9:46:39 PM): -Puts on the headset-
Hinata (9:46:46 PM): ...Naruto-kun...?
Tenten (9:46:58 PM): -Finds the pilot manual-
Hinata (9:47:07 PM): *looks at him as the cushion gets closer to where she's seated*
Naruto (9:47:37 PM): . . . -Settles down on top and sprawls.- Relaxing. If I go out on a plane, I'm going out comfy.
Tenten (9:48:07 PM): -Glances at the gas tank meter and announces over the intercom- You guys better hurry we've got a 4th tank left.
Hinata (9:48:32 PM): ...that cant be comfortable, Naruto-kun. *knows the seat cushions arent that great*
Sasuke (9:48:38 PM): . . . *Shrugs. Lays down next to him.* Oh, I guess we better start making our parachutes from clothing.
(9:48:38 PM) Sasuke has left the room.
(9:49:22 PM) Sasuke has entered the room.
Tenten (9:49:24 PM): -calls over the radio- May day, may day. Flight is without pilot.
Tenten (9:49:35 PM): -hears nothing but static-
Sasuke (9:50:04 PM): *Lays down next to Naruto.* I guess it's time to make our parachutes.
Tenten (9:50:12 PM): Is there anyone out there that can hear me?
Neji (9:50:46 PM): *resigns himself to death*
Naruto (9:50:52 PM): It's better than those damn seats, Hinata. They hurt my ass. -Links a leg over Sasuke's and reaches for his shirt.-
Tenten (9:51:10 PM): -taps on her headset-
Hinata (9:51:54 PM): ...*is going to look for real parachutes before she resigns, and just... uses byakyuugan, because she doesnt want to stand*
Hinata (9:52:08 PM): --theres real parachutes. A few, actually.
Sasuke (9:52:31 PM): *Sits up, a bit less resigned to death now.* Where?
Tenten (9:52:35 PM): -tries another approach on the radio- Um...hot flight attendant looking for a good time. Anyone out there wanna have a little fun?
Hinata (9:52:54 PM): Under the seats of the flight attendants area.
Hinata (9:53:09 PM): [XD OMG, Tenten! <3 @ You!]
Sasuke (9:53:28 PM): *Frowns, grumbles,* Why do the flight attendants get parachutes and the rest of us get useless flotation devices? >_>
Tenten (9:53:29 PM): You can tell me how to use a joystick.
Hinata (9:53:38 PM): ....because we get paid? I dont know.
Hinata (9:54:00 PM): *is considering herself a FA since she was given the outfit and all*
Naruto (9:54:09 PM): -...Still has a hold of his shirt. Growl. Yank, yank.-
Neji (9:54:36 PM): *makes his way over to Tenten*
Neji (9:54:42 PM): Tenten....
Neji (9:54:45 PM): We're going to die ;_;
Neji (9:54:53 PM): My hair is too pretty to die ;_;
Tenten (9:55:01 PM): -Thinks she might be getting a reply-
Sasuke (9:55:02 PM): *Frowns back at him.* We don't have to die anymore, you know. ... >> Can we at least get our parachutes first?
Hinata (9:55:15 PM): *gets to her feet and grabs the parachutes, dropping two by Naruto and Sasuke, then going up by the cockpit*
Neji (9:55:31 PM): Tenten there's something I want you to know...
Neji (9:55:49 PM): Incase we don't make it...
Neji (9:56:00 PM): Tenten I...
Sasuke (9:56:02 PM): *Parachute! <33* Okay.
Hinata (9:56:10 PM): Neji-niisan, do you think that if you looked at the gears with byakyuugan, you might be able to figure out the basics?
Tenten (9:56:10 PM): Reply: This is big daddy coming in for a landing. What can I do you for?
Hinata (9:56:24 PM): *pokes head into cockpit*
Neji (9:56:31 PM): I...
Neji (9:56:32 PM): Eh?
Neji (9:57:02 PM): Oh..
Neji (9:57:03 PM): Uh..
Tenten (9:58:19 PM): -fist- Hey Big Daddy, this is Lil Mama. Before we get to the fun, I just need to ask you for a little favor.
Naruto (9:58:52 PM): -Graps the parachute and pokes at it until he's torn it open and released the inside all over their laps.- ....... This is broken.
Sasuke (9:59:12 PM): . . . *Keeps his away from Naruto.*
Hinata (10:00:08 PM): ...*blushes at Tenten's conversation.*
Tenten (10:00:09 PM): We seem to be without a pilot and need a way to get down from all the way up here. You mind sweet talkin' my way through landing?
Tenten (10:00:39 PM): Reply: Oh you know sweet talkin' is what I do best.
Naruto (10:00:42 PM): No. I couldn't have done this. It -- ... Sabotage. It was sabotage. -Dons a serious voice.- Guess I'll have to go primal. -Begins taking off his own pants, kicking out of them once they're undone.-
Sasuke (10:00:45 PM): [ Big Daddy: No doin', lil mama, you're screwed. And not the good way ;__; Wanna phone sex anyway? ]
Tenten (10:00:57 PM): [Lol]
Neji (10:01:12 PM): *makes his way over to the radio angrily*
Hinata (10:01:15 PM): ....*hears the ruffle of clothes and closes the door behind the three of them*
Hinata (10:01:22 PM): *doesnt want to seeeee*
Sasuke (10:01:27 PM): . . . Naruto.
Hinata (10:01:31 PM): *well, maybe, but she'll be discreet about it*
Neji (10:01:32 PM): *takes the radio from Tenten*
Tenten (10:01:40 PM): -chuckles- I can tel...
Tenten (10:01:43 PM): Hey!
Tenten (10:02:08 PM): I'm trying to get us down safely
Sasuke (10:02:13 PM): [ . . . Neji's testosterone is going to ruin our chances of survival, isn't it? ]
Hinata (10:02:20 PM): [Yup.]
Neji (10:02:25 PM): Negative. We can manage on our own thank you. Go find yourself a real girl you pig. >_> *switches frequency*
Hinata (10:02:35 PM): .....
Tenten (10:02:38 PM): ...
Sasuke (10:02:42 PM): [ Someone kill him. ]
Hinata (10:02:48 PM): Neji-niisan! Thats not nice to say about Tenten.
Hinata (10:02:50 PM): *frown*
Tenten (10:03:01 PM): -Frowns and nods-
Hinata (10:03:07 PM): *mad for all the wrong reasons*
Neji (10:03:20 PM): We can find someone else. >_<
Hinata (10:03:39 PM): *shakes a disapproving finger*
Neji (10:03:46 PM): *starts flipping through the frequencies*
Hinata (10:03:48 PM): *bad, bad cousin!*
Tenten (10:04:16 PM): I thought we agreed that I would be flying this thing
Tenten (10:04:23 PM): No side seat flying!
Neji (10:04:47 PM): It was an intervention.
Sasuke (10:05:00 PM): [ Of our SURVIVAL ]
Tenten (10:04:55 PM): -snatches radio back and tries to find the frequency she was using before-
Neji (10:05:00 PM): No radio pig is going to talk to you like that. Dx
Tenten (10:05:01 PM): Big Daddy are you still there?
Hinata (10:05:03 PM): ...Neji-niisan, go sit in the back.
Neji (10:05:05 PM): Not while I'm around.
Hinata (10:05:24 PM): Neji-niisan, go *points to the main area of the plane*
Neji (10:05:31 PM): No.
Neji (10:05:34 PM): I'm landing this plane.
Sasuke (10:05:46 PM): *Doomed.*
Neji (10:05:53 PM): *Is intent on doing so*
Tenten (10:06:09 PM): -Grabs a heavy object and smacks him over the head with it-
Hinata (10:06:09 PM): ...*gives up all hope, and goes into the back--who cares if Naruto's not wearing any pants*
Neji (10:06:20 PM): *out* x_x
Tenten (10:06:30 PM): Big Daddy are you still there?
Sasuke (10:06:34 PM): *Feels the presence of Death approaching. ;__; And it's not Hinata.*
Naruto (10:06:53 PM): -Blinks, halfway through getting his shirt off, tugged up over his shoulders.- What?
Tenten (10:06:55 PM): Reply: I'm right here Lil Mama. Who was that before?
Sasuke (10:06:58 PM): Please stop removing your clothes. >_> It's no longer necessary.
Hinata (10:07:14 PM): *just flops down in a chair--staring up at the cieling* Neji-niisan just.. crushed our last hope.
Naruto (10:07:36 PM): >_> Was it ever really necessary in the first place? -Tosses shirt and settles back down in only his boxers.-
Tenten (10:07:42 PM): Oh he's not important right now. All I wanna hear is that good sweet talking of yours
Tenten (10:08:05 PM): Can you help this Lil Mama land a big ol' plane?
Sasuke (10:08:06 PM): Oh. ... Guess not. *Will kick Neji's ass later.* How much longer until we start falling from lack of fuel?
Tenten (10:08:37 PM): And could you hurry, Big Daddy? We're runnin' low on fuel.
Hinata (10:08:40 PM): I dont know. *didnt bother looking*
Hinata (10:08:48 PM): *didnt really /want/ to know*
Tenten (10:09:10 PM): -Glances at the gas tank meter and decides not to announce it to the others-
Tenten (10:09:53 PM): -Listens intently to her headset for Big Daddy's instructions, blushing at some of the comments he makes but manages to make a few herself to keep him talking-
Sasuke (10:10:13 PM): *Calls up to the front.* Tenten, just tell me when I need to chidori the emergency exit open so we can parachute down if we need to.
Naruto (10:10:45 PM): You guys are too serious. -...Yaawns.-
Tenten (10:11:03 PM): -Uses the intercom- Remain on stand by, Sasuke.
Hinata (10:11:29 PM): ....Naruto-kun, we'd rather not die. *goes to look at him as she talks, but winds up turning away just as quick* >///>
Tenten (10:11:35 PM): I'm having problems finding landing space and this idiot keeps making passes at me.
Sasuke (10:11:43 PM): *stretches and lays back down next to Naruto*
Hinata (10:11:46 PM): *forgot about the ramndomly stripping part*
Sasuke (10:12:00 PM): *Mumbles with a smirk,* Gee, I wonder why.
Tenten (10:13:11 PM): -Sees a good enough landing space and points the nose of the plane down- -intercom- I suggest you guys get in a seat and buckle up...or at least hold on to something.
Hinata (10:13:36 PM): *buckles from the seat she's in*
Sasuke (10:13:57 PM): o__o *Climbs into a seat.*
Naruto (10:14:15 PM): -Doesn't let him. Holds onto him. Clingwrap... cling.-
Sasuke (10:14:36 PM): . . . Naruto, if she lands while we're laying down here, we'll be bounced down the aisle.
Tenten (10:14:57 PM): -Glances to the side at the unconscious Neji-
Naruto (10:15:03 PM): Yeah, so?
Tenten (10:15:13 PM): -Concentrates some chakra strings to secure him in place-
Sasuke (10:15:21 PM): So it'll hurt.
Naruto (10:15:42 PM): . . .Yeah, so?
Tenten (10:15:52 PM): -Puts down landing gears-
Sasuke (10:16:02 PM): >_> So I don't want to sustain injury.
Neji (10:16:57 PM): *still out* -_-
Hinata (10:17:08 PM): *holds onto the seat in front of her and hopes she isnt being lured into barrel rolling because "big daddy" is just Orochimaru's pen name or something*
Naruto (10:17:19 PM): Well you won't if I'm the one doing all the bouncing. -Turns 'em over.-
Sasuke (10:17:34 PM): *Thinks now might not be a good time to tell her that, yes, it is.*
Tenten (10:17:37 PM): -Plane bobbles a bit as they descend-
Sasuke (10:18:00 PM): Naruto--! >_>
Hinata (10:18:25 PM): ...*meeps, and clings tightly to the seat, armrest, whatevers close*
Naruto (10:18:26 PM): -Just grins. Grins and means it.-
Tenten (10:18:29 PM): -Pulls back a little at the wheel so that the back wheels hit the ground first-
Sasuke (10:18:48 PM): *Frowns back at him. Is going to get hurt, and it's going to suck.*
Tenten (10:18:52 PM): -Feels the G forces-
Sasuke (10:18:55 PM): O__O
Neji (10:19:26 PM): *head flops about uselessly*
Hinata (10:19:36 PM): ...@__@ *not taking this as well as she took Kabuto flailing them around*
Tenten (10:19:38 PM): -Back wheels roughly makes contact with the ground-
Tenten (10:20:10 PM): -Eases the nose down so the wheel can touch down-
Naruto (10:21:04 PM): -So totally trying his best not to get Sasuke hurt but ... ow.- x___x This is kinda fun.
Tenten (10:21:38 PM): -Feels everything shake as the plane fightsto slow down-
Sasuke (10:21:40 PM): *Glares at him.* >_> I disagree.
Neji (10:21:48 PM): *head is moving in dangerous ways*
Tenten (10:22:10 PM): -Calls forth more chakra strings to keep his head still-
Tenten (10:22:27 PM): -Starts shutting off engines-
Naruto (10:22:27 PM): -Clings tighter.- Stop complaining.
Sasuke (10:23:18 PM): *Bruised.* >_>
Tenten (10:23:26 PM): -Shakingly she reaches for the inercom- Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to land.
Tenten (10:24:06 PM): -Turning off the inercom she lets her head tiredly fall back onto the headrest, sighing in relief-
Tenten (10:24:59 PM): Big Daddy, this is Lil Mama. The Eagle has landed. Lots of thanks goes out to you for the assist.
Hinata (10:25:20 PM): ....
Sasuke (10:25:24 PM): . . . *Punches him in the ribs.*
Hinata (10:25:25 PM): Its over?
Tenten (10:25:26 PM): Reply: My pleasure Lil Mama. Now how's about we get started on that fun you were chit-chatting about earlier.
Hinata (10:25:44 PM): *is alive?!*
Tenten (10:26:06 PM): Uh...heh. ^^;; Sure thing Big Daddy. I'd love to get a handle on your joystick. Why don't you get started while I prepare myself a little bit?
Naruto (10:26:35 PM): Oof--ah, damn... -Rolls off and rubs at the afflicted area.- Why so hard?
Tenten (10:26:49 PM): Reply: Sure thing Lil Mama.
Tenten (10:27:03 PM): -Takes off headset and rips out the wire-
Sasuke (10:27:09 PM): [ Come on, Tenten, you at least owe the man a blowjob. If anyone else ever needs landing assist he might not help them. :[ And then they'd DIE. And it would be YOUR FAULT. Blowjobs save lives. ]
Neji (10:27:33 PM): [O_O!?!??!]
Neji (10:27:37 PM): [Don't listen Tenten!]
Tenten (10:27:42 PM): [...Depends on who Big Daddy is.]
Neji (10:27:49 PM): [Jiraiya!]
Neji (10:27:55 PM): [OMG MAKE IT JIRAIYA!]
Tenten (10:28:04 PM): [...Then that's a big no.]
Sasuke (10:28:05 PM): [ *DIES* ]
Tenten (10:28:50 PM): -Still hasn't disconnected the radio yet-
Neji (10:29:17 PM): *still out and completely unaware that they're safe*
(10:29:56 PM) Sasuke has left the room.
(10:30:34 PM) Sasuke has entered the room.
Hinata (10:30:45 PM): *unsteadily unbuckles, and then runs over to Tenten, giving her a biiiig hug around the neck*
Tenten (10:30:57 PM): -Is hugged- <333
Hinata (10:31:08 PM): *and that lump she tripped over? Yeah, hi Neji*
Tenten (10:31:11 PM): You're welcome.
Neji (10:31:21 PM): *grunts*
Neji (10:31:26 PM): *still out though*
Tenten (10:31:55 PM): -Manages a crooked smile cuz damn is she tired after all that-
Hinata (10:32:03 PM): --Where did you land us? *sees trees, trees and mooore trees*
Naruto (10:32:03 PM): -Gets up with a complimentary grunt to Neji's own unconscious one. Kicks at Sasuke.-
Hinata (10:32:14 PM): *doesnt think it looks like Konoha trees, though*
Tenten (10:32:29 PM): From all the trees...looks like the Fire Country to me.
Tenten (10:32:44 PM): But who knows where Kabuto was headed
Hinata (10:32:54 PM): [You've now entered.. tldjurassicpark! Minus the poor spelling <3]
Hinata (10:32:57 PM): [>_>; ]
Tenten (10:33:05 PM): [...]
Tenten (10:33:23 PM): [I'm not fighting off a raptor]
Hinata (10:33:24 PM): [ *kidding* ]
Sasuke (10:33:52 PM): [ Sasuke will! :D ]
Naruto (10:34:23 PM): [ ... *____* Raptors. ]
Naruto (10:34:27 PM): [ My favorite. ]
Sasuke (10:34:28 PM): [ I'll side-kick that bitch. They ain't see no side-attacks like that before. ]
Tenten (10:34:38 PM): [-Will be the scientist guy who stayed out of danger the entire time-]
Hinata (10:34:52 PM): [...*will pretend she remembers seeing JP*]
Hinata (10:36:20 PM): [*and kill the chat while she's at it*]
Tenten (10:36:40 PM): -inercom- Please exit the plane in an orderly fashion. Be careful when taking out any carry on luggage from the overhead compartment as they may have shifted during flight.
Sasuke (10:36:48 PM): *Works out of Naruto's hold to sit up on the cushions -- which did NOTHING.*
Tenten (10:36:52 PM): Thank you for flying and let's hope we never have to do that again.
Hinata (10:37:00 PM): Guys...*walks back out of the cockpit, and yes, thats Neji she's tripping over again* do you know where we are?
Hinata (10:37:08 PM): *cant tell for the life of her*
Hinata (10:37:27 PM): *ignores that Naruto and Sasuke are in another bruised mess*
Tenten (10:37:37 PM): -Kneels down beside Neji. Hadn't thought she hit him that hard over the head-
Naruto (10:38:41 PM): -Looks for his pants.- ...Ewgh, damnit. -And rubs at his back, too - and then the cut on his wrist and the scuffs on his knees and the -- the pain.-
Tenten (10:39:03 PM): Are they ok, Hinata?
Sasuke (10:39:12 PM): *Limps to a window and looks out, to try and identify the area.*
Tenten (10:39:56 PM): Anyone injured?
Hinata (10:40:10 PM): *looks back at Tenten* Im not sure. ... lets go with maybe. *smiles*
Naruto (10:40:29 PM): NO. We're cool. -Lying. Lyinglyinglying. Saunters over to the pair of ripped pants lying in a heap near the corner and shuffles into them, wincing.-
Tenten (10:40:43 PM): -Smiles back. Rumages through random stuff for the first aid kit she saw earlier-
Hinata (10:41:09 PM): Um, before we get out, Im going to have to work the first aid kit on the both of you. *found where it was hidden earlier*
Hinata (10:41:20 PM): *tries to sound like she's leaving no room for arguement*
Hinata (10:41:28 PM): *probably fails, but tries, at least*
Tenten (10:44:03 PM): -Checks on Neji's injuries-
Tenten (10:44:19 PM): -Really didn't hit him all that hard-
Hinata (10:45:01 PM): [Sleep, it calls.]
Hinata (10:45:12 PM): [Uh, we can investigate.. tomorrow. ]
Tenten (10:45:18 PM): [Aww <3]
Tenten (10:45:22 PM): [Night then?]
Hinata (10:45:34 PM): [Niiight~ ]
Tenten (10:45:56 PM): [<333]
Hinata (10:45:58 PM): [CIAO THEN. <3]
(10:46:00 PM) Hinata has left the room.
Tenten (10:46:19 PM): -Glances outside- Looks like it's getting dark.
Sasuke (10:47:03 PM): The landing will have attracted attention. We should probably not stay here, and find another place to sleep before it gets dark.
Tenten (10:47:41 PM): We'll have to gather supplies and find a way to carry him if he doesn't wake up soon. -Gestures to Neji-
Naruto (10:50:25 PM): Attention of what...? -Shoves open the door and kicks down the iron stair steps.-
Tenten (10:51:05 PM): ...
Tenten (10:52:10 PM): -Wonders sometimes how he managed to survive this long-
Naruto (10:51:37 PM): [ ... You know he'd be the one that would get eaten first. >_> ]
Naruto (10:51:51 PM): [ Fuggin' snakes. ]
(10:52:00 PM) Sasuke has left the room.
(10:52:02 PM) Sasuke has entered the room.
Naruto (10:52:07 PM): [ << ]
Sasuke (10:52:08 PM): [ *twitches* ]
Naruto (10:52:10 PM): [ You're freaking out. ]
Sasuke (10:52:39 PM): [ Did I miss anything? >> ]
Naruto (10:52:49 PM): [ No. But I'm going to bed. Ew. ]
Naruto (10:53:40 PM): [ G'night, bitches. <3~ --I mean. >_> Buddies. Good 'ole buddies. :D ]
Naruto (10:53:58 PM): [ ... Fishing buddies. On a mountain. ]
Tenten (10:54:00 PM): [Night Otouto <3]
Sasuke (10:54:13 PM): [ Night <3 ]
Sasuke (10:54:20 PM): [ *kicks* :D ]
Naruto (10:54:22 PM): [ With horses and cowboy hats and a conveniently placed tent and goodnight. <33333 ]
Naruto (10:54:30 PM): [ -ESCAPES.- ]
Tenten (10:54:31 PM): [Lol]
Sasuke (10:54:31 PM): [ :p ]
(10:54:32 PM) Naruto has left the room.
Tenten (10:54:46 PM): [And we are left with an unconscious Neji]
Neji (10:54:55 PM): [Your fault >_>]
Tenten (10:55:03 PM): [I didn't hit you that hard]
Sasuke (10:55:11 PM): *Wants to kick him some more*
Tenten (10:55:29 PM): I guess we're staying on the plane for now
Sasuke (10:56:43 PM): Guess so.
Sasuke (10:56:59 PM): *Moves, trying not to limp, into a seat.*
Tenten (10:57:03 PM): You take first shift or me?
Sasuke (10:57:19 PM): I'll do it. You landed.
Tenten (10:57:27 PM): But you're injured.
Sasuke (10:57:34 PM): Am not. >_>
Tenten (10:57:51 PM): -Just noticed the almost unnoticable limp-
Tenten (10:58:05 PM): -Quirks a brow at him- ...Right.
Sasuke (10:58:09 PM): *Wasn't limping, no idea what she's on about.* >>
Sasuke (10:58:21 PM): *... Really.* >>
Sasuke (10:58:30 PM): Don't worry about it.
Tenten (10:58:35 PM): -Has good eyes despite not having Byakuugan or Sharingan-
Neji (10:58:45 PM): *stirs*
Neji (10:58:49 PM): Mghmhm...
Tenten (10:58:50 PM): I'd still feel better if you let me take a look at that.
Sasuke (10:58:58 PM): . . . I think we'll need to kick him again...
Tenten (10:59:07 PM): ...
Neji (10:59:25 PM): *eyes open slowly*
Tenten (10:59:29 PM): He might sleep better. -Is obviously too stressed to think straight-
Neji (10:59:41 PM): Mgh...hmm?
Neji (10:59:47 PM): *sits up*
Neji (10:59:55 PM): *blinks slowly*
Neji (11:00:04 PM): *looks around*
Tenten (11:00:08 PM): -Grabs the first aid kit Hinata left and makes to examine Sasuke-
Neji (11:00:13 PM): Damn. v_v
Neji (11:00:19 PM): It wasn't a dream.
Sasuke (11:00:35 PM): *Doesn't stop her. Knows better then to try. Learned from Sakura.*
Neji (11:01:02 PM): So...where are we?
Tenten (11:01:11 PM): -Feels his leg for any broken bones-
Tenten (11:01:18 PM): Does this hurt?
Sasuke (11:01:37 PM): . . . Yes. >_> It's just bruises, I can tell the difference.
Sasuke (11:02:04 PM): *Reading minds now, wooo... >>*
Tenten (11:02:17 PM): -But you read my mind all the time-
Sasuke (11:02:35 PM): *It's the bond we share <3*
Tenten (11:02:42 PM): -<3-
Neji (11:03:10 PM): *has gone out exploring*
Tenten (11:03:11 PM): -Cleans and bandages the slightly more than minor cuts-
Sasuke (11:03:25 PM): *Hopes the raptors get him, after he nearly killed them all!*
Tenten (11:03:38 PM): Neji the explorer. -_-'
Sasuke (11:03:50 PM): Let's close the emergency exits behind him.
Tenten (11:04:04 PM): He should know better than to wander out after dark. >_>
Neji (11:04:18 PM): *has a little purple talking back pack and everything =D*
Tenten (11:04:19 PM): ...I'm tempted.
Neji (11:04:23 PM): *however...lacks the monkey in boots v_v*
Tenten (11:04:56 PM): -Keeps bandaging Sasuke's wounds. As if he didn't have enough bandages-
Sasuke (11:05:48 PM): *<3*
Tenten (11:06:16 PM): Rest your legs for now. They should be fine to walk on in the morning.
Tenten (11:06:33 PM): -<3-
Neji (11:07:10 PM): *is slightly upset that there were in the end...no snakes on our plane ;_;*
Sasuke (11:07:17 PM): All right.
Sasuke (11:07:38 PM): *Never had a good reason to summon them on. :[*
Tenten (11:07:56 PM): I'll take the first shift. After all I need to repay 'Big Daddy' for his help.
Sasuke (11:08:26 PM): *snorts* Does ' Big Daddy' even know where we landed?
Tenten (11:08:37 PM): And we'll leave Neji to his exploring. Kami knows how he'll react to my conversation with 'Big Daddy'
Tenten (11:08:57 PM): Probably not.
Tenten (11:09:12 PM): Better that he doesn't.
Sasuke (11:09:23 PM): *Smirks.*
Sasuke (11:09:48 PM): You get me when you and 'Big Daddy' are done then.
Neji (11:10:05 PM): So back pack....where do you think we are anyway?
Neji (11:10:20 PM): Back pack: Back pack! Say Back pack! =D
Tenten (11:10:29 PM): Sure thing. -However long that takes. After saving all of our lives I owe him big.-
Sasuke (11:10:34 PM): [ Back pack: HELL, NEJI. WE'RE IN HELL ]
Neji (11:10:34 PM): ....I did. And I asked you a question. Where do you think we are?
Neji (11:11:10 PM): Back pack: Say back pack! =D
Neji (11:11:13 PM): .........
Sasuke (11:11:27 PM): . . . We could probably wake Naruto up. He'd probably be willing to take over that conversation for you. *smirks*
Neji (11:11:47 PM): *smoke can be seen rising from a part of the forest*
Neji (11:11:53 PM): *is now back packless*
Tenten (11:12:12 PM): -Chuckles- I've no doubt he would.
Tenten (11:14:50 PM): But I'm the one who made the deal so I should hold up my end of the bargain.
Sasuke (11:15:36 PM): *shrugs* All right. ... But maybe I should go into the cockpit with you and make sure you're not taken advantage of.
Neji (11:15:45 PM): *sets out to search for a monkey in boots*
Tenten (11:16:11 PM): -shrugs- We're only going to talk but sure, if you want.
Sasuke (11:17:08 PM): *Eyes glisten with smirkiness as he keeps the rest of his face completely serious. Shuffles her into the cockpit, not limpingly of course, and shuts the door behind them. >D*
Sasuke (11:17:26 PM): *Duct tapes it with chakra.*
Tenten (11:18:23 PM): -Sits in the pilot's chair, gesturing Sasuke to sit in the co-pilot chair-
Tenten (11:18:45 PM): -Sets the radio to speaker-
Sasuke (11:19:27 PM): *Kneels in front of her chair instead.*
Tenten (11:17:36 PM): [...Should I be scared?]
Sasuke (11:17:43 PM): [ It's either a lot of fun, or really really awkward. ]
Neji (11:18:19 PM): [*is in SHOCK*]
Neji (11:18:28 PM): [Sasuke kun you TRAITOR O<]
Tenten (11:19:33 PM): [I'm curious as to what Sasuke has planned]
Neji (11:19:40 PM): [MUTINY]
Sasuke (11:19:46 PM): *And lots of crazy naughty sounds ensure, okay goodnight!*
Tenten (11:21:14 PM): -And Big Daddy turns out to be Gaara-
Tenten (11:21:17 PM): -The end-
Sasuke (11:21:19 PM): [ lol ]
Tenten (11:21:26 PM): [OT3]
Neji (11:21:31 PM): [I don't like that ending either ;_;]
Sasuke (11:21:43 PM): [ Hoshit, don't let him know I was in the cockpit with you >> Dealing with one jinchuuriki is enough ]
Neji (11:22:06 PM): [WAIT WHAT!?]
Neji (11:22:15 PM): [*Didn't know that Sasuke was doing things to Tenten*]
Tenten (11:22:18 PM): [-had suggested it to him and he had no qualms against it-]
Sasuke (11:22:22 PM): [ *dies* ]
Neji (11:22:26 PM): [*JUST NOW understood that!*]
Neji (11:22:32 PM): [DOUBLE TRAITOR!]
Tenten (11:22:33 PM): [Lol]
Neji (11:22:41 PM): [DEATH TO THE UCHIHA!]
Sasuke (11:22:52 PM): [ *Is going to have a hand or foot or something in every relationship in our roleplay if it goes on like this!* ]
Neji (11:23:11 PM): [Oh you will pay >_>]
Neji (11:23:22 PM): [I DON'T GET ANY SASUKE LOVIN!]
Sasuke (11:23:24 PM): [ You'll have to find a way to get me then, won't you >_> ]
Sasuke (11:23:40 PM): [ Yeah, you're always trying to bring me pain! ]
Neji (11:23:50 PM): [Nuh uh...]
Neji (11:23:56 PM): [I'm part of your church!]
Sasuke (11:24:06 PM): [ Oh yeah, that's right... ]
Neji (11:24:19 PM): [You were my preist!]
Neji (11:24:33 PM): [And I STILL got no loving from you! >_>]
Tenten (11:24:36 PM): [-Is a priestess in that church-]
Sasuke (11:24:38 PM): [ Then it's sacrilege to do me harm ]
Tenten (11:24:48 PM): [-holds higher standing than follower-]
Sasuke (11:24:57 PM): [ Yes she does <33 ]
Neji (11:25:15 PM): [.......]
Neji (11:25:21 PM): [Fine. I'll get my OWN person >_>]
Neji (11:25:32 PM): [I'll forget you Tenten!]
Neji (11:25:45 PM): [and....you Sasuke...I'll find a way to get to you >_>]
Sasuke (11:25:48 PM): [ . . . Who? They're all taken. ... Except for Lee. ]
Neji (11:26:00 PM): [I...]
Sasuke (11:26:03 PM): [ Lee's still available. ]
Neji (11:26:08 PM): [WILL GET KABUTO]
Sasuke (11:26:23 PM): [ NO YOU WON'T HE'S MINE ... >> ]
Tenten (11:26:23 PM): [...You mean the guy who almost killed us?]
Sasuke (11:26:37 PM): [ OroKabuSasu <3333 ]
Neji (11:29:35 PM): [I know!]
Neji (11:29:39 PM): [I'll get with Itachi!]
Sasuke (11:29:49 PM): [ NO YOU WON'T HE'S ALSO MINE >> ]
Neji (11:29:54 PM): [ItaNeji is pretty]
Tenten (11:29:59 PM): [And obviously still care about you what with all this sexual tension we have between us]
Sasuke (11:30:04 PM): [ Aniki... :X ]
Neji (11:30:05 PM): [THAT ISN'T FAIR YOU SAY EVERYONE IS YOURS!]
Sasuke (11:30:13 PM): [ ... WELL THEY ARE ]
Sasuke (11:30:41 PM): [[ Naruto and Sasuke own the harem that is Konoha, and then some ]]
Tenten (11:31:00 PM): [[-Thinks that's why she went to Suna-]]
Sasuke (11:31:23 PM): [[ I think it's kind of interesting that Tenten's all over the guy that nearly killed her teammate ]]
Tenten (11:31:33 PM): [[I know...]]
Neji (11:49:54 PM): [[And now would be a good time to head off for sleep land]]
Tenten (11:50:08 PM): [[Yes for all of us]]
Sasuke (11:50:09 PM): [[ Yeah :X Blah, classes... ]]
Tenten (11:50:32 PM): [[Sweet dreams you two -hugs and kisses-]]
Tenten (11:50:36 PM): [[<333]]
Sasuke (11:50:52 PM): [[ <33 ]]
Neji (11:50:56 PM): [[*sends love to both of you*]]
Neji (11:51:00 PM): Byez!
Sasuke (11:51:06 PM): *Stumbles out of the cockpit. Wipes his mouth with the back of his hand.*
Neji (11:51:35 PM): *is hopelessly lost and hiding ontop of a tree*
Sasuke (11:51:35 PM): [[ >D NIGHT ]]
Neji (11:51:41 PM): [[Night <3]]
(11:51:46 PM) Neji has left the room.
Tenten (11:51:47 PM): -Stumbles out after him, panting a bit but has an obvious smirk-
Tenten (11:52:06 PM): We should do that more often.
Sasuke (11:52:27 PM): *Smirks* Heh. I'll take first watch. *Falls into a seat.*
Tenten (11:52:55 PM): After that, are you sure? -Doesn't care either way, ploping down in a seat across the isle from him-
Sasuke (11:53:12 PM): Yeah
Tenten (11:53:31 PM): -shrugs- Alright. -falls asleep-
Sasuke (11:53:22 PM): [[ All right, I'm off ]]
Tenten (11:53:34 PM): [[Night <3]]
Type: Crack!RP log
Fandom: TLD!Naruto
Character(s): Hyuuga Hinata, Tenten, Yakushi Kabuto, Hyuuga Neji, Inuzuka Kiba, Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, Big Daddy; brief mention of Sabaku no Gaara
Warning(s): Lulz to the highest order, and it's hella long so don't read unless you have lots of time.
Disclaimer: I own only the part that I played in this.
Note: Log made August 27, 2006. Continued from Part 1 [ HERE ]. One of the many reasons why I will always love the folks over at
theselostdreams. I miss you guys so much right now~ I'll go back and color code it later.Dedicated to:
theselostdreams; <3 means forever baby~CONTINUED
Naruto (9:10:55 PM): -...Devious look.-
Neji (9:11:03 PM): ........
Sasuke (9:11:04 PM): *worried look*
Neji (9:11:06 PM): *sobs*
Neji (9:11:17 PM): *...in a manly way*
Sasuke (9:11:23 PM): . . .
Naruto (9:11:27 PM): -Untangles from Sasuke and leaves him his cup, hurrying into the cockpit before anyone can stop him.-
Sasuke (9:11:55 PM): Oh great. >_>
Neji (9:12:07 PM): ...We're dead.
Tenten (9:12:27 PM): ...
Tenten (9:12:33 PM): I think I'll take my seat now
Neji (9:13:01 PM): So....
Neji (9:13:01 PM): Since we're going to die...
Naruto (9:13:01 PM): -Shuffles back out moments later after a lot of clanking and clinking and various painful noises.- I put it on auto-pilot. >_> -Dusts off hands.-
Neji (9:13:03 PM): Tenten I...
Neji (9:13:05 PM): Oh.
Neji (9:13:09 PM): Nevermind then.
Sasuke (9:13:11 PM): *Reads the bottom of a seat cushion. 'Can be used as a flotation device.' Wonders how useful that's really going to be when they hit land.* >_>
Sasuke (9:13:47 PM): . . . Naruto... that's not going to safely land the plane.
Tenten (9:14:00 PM): But...how much gas do we have left?
Naruto (9:14:08 PM): ... Who said anything about landing?
Naruto (9:14:13 PM): -- Oh, uh.
Hinata (9:14:16 PM): ....
Tenten (9:14:19 PM): ...
Sasuke (9:14:25 PM): . . . *GLARE*
Naruto (9:14:26 PM): The little meter thingy was filled up to like, halfway.
Naruto (9:14:31 PM): o_o
Tenten (9:14:39 PM): -sighs-
Hinata (9:14:56 PM): So we've got another few hours?
Hinata (9:15:01 PM): ...maybe?
Tenten (9:15:15 PM): -shrugs-
Hinata (9:15:16 PM): *didn't pay attention to how long they've been on the plane*
Naruto (9:15:20 PM): Like two. :D That's long enough to think up a successful escape plan!
Sasuke (9:15:31 PM): *Throws a seat cushion at him.*
Tenten (9:15:45 PM): I say we use the radio and call someone who knows how to land so they can tell us how to do it.
Hinata (9:15:52 PM): ...!
Hinata (9:15:57 PM): *likes that idea*
Naruto (9:15:58 PM): -Glowers. Picks it up and tosses it back.-
Naruto (9:16:14 PM): Kabuto probably unwired it or something. He's sick like that. -Shrugs. Goes back for a seat.-
Tenten (9:16:23 PM): ...
Tenten (9:16:34 PM): Way to stay positive, otouto.
Naruto (9:16:44 PM): Oh. >>; Sorry.
Hinata (9:16:52 PM): *thinks she just might go join her cousin in the insanity ward*
Sasuke (9:16:53 PM): *Catches it and drops it back in its seat.* Did anything look rewired in there?
Sasuke (9:17:03 PM): . . . Before you touched it.
Sasuke (9:17:07 PM): *Had to clarify.*
Naruto (9:17:26 PM): How the hell should I know? I've never been on a plane before, let alone in a cockpit. >_> -- ...
Naruto (9:17:32 PM): ...Cock... --pit. -...Snort.-
Sasuke (9:17:42 PM): *Temple throb.*
Tenten (9:17:49 PM): -rolls eyes- I'll go check
Tenten (9:18:12 PM): And when I get back...meal time.
Sasuke (9:18:13 PM): Anyone have any summons that can fly?
Neji (9:18:47 PM): *can't summon*
Sasuke (9:19:06 PM): *Could summon... snakes... that could... be on the plane. :/*
Tenten (9:19:19 PM): [Lmao]
Neji (9:19:22 PM): [OMFG LMFAO]
Hinata (9:19:27 PM): [XDDDDDD]
Neji (9:19:33 PM): [YES]
Neji (9:19:36 PM): [OH GOD YES XD]
Neji (9:19:49 PM): [LET THERE BE SNAKES ON THIS PLANE]
Sasuke (9:20:05 PM): [ >D ]
Tenten (9:20:32 PM): [Oh the antics that occur when the 5 of us get together]
Hinata (9:20:45 PM): [XDDD]
Naruto (9:20:49 PM): [ I NEED FOOD BEFORE I PARTAKE IN THIS -- THIS SNAKE-ING. ]
Neji (9:21:43 PM): [This is the BEST chat EVER XD]
Hinata (9:21:48 PM): [YUSS. <3]
Tenten (9:19:49 PM): -comes back- Nothing looked out of place from when I was talking to Kabuto.
Hinata (9:21:17 PM): *cant summon also*
Hinata (9:21:44 PM): *could attempt byakyugan and see if she can see land--maybe there will be a pit of jello somewhere for them to crash into*
Neji (9:22:45 PM): *thinking desperately of something to help now*
Tenten (9:24:12 PM): -Wouldn't be surprised if Kabuto left them a little present before he departed-
Naruto (9:24:42 PM): I say we all have an orgy before we die. -Sounds rather resolute and OKAY with the dying-part.-
Hinata (9:24:56 PM): .....
Hinata (9:25:33 PM): Naruto-kun, have a bag of peanuts and attempt to think of something to save our lives, please?
Hinata (9:25:51 PM): *actually spoke up after such a comment! wut?*
Neji (9:26:11 PM): Chakra...
Neji (9:26:18 PM): Like Sasuke kun said
Neji (9:26:29 PM): Chakra is like...duct tape
Naruto (9:26:33 PM): -Sigh.- But thinking is boring.
Neji (9:26:35 PM): It can fix anything
Hinata (9:26:46 PM): ... try? Please?
Hinata (9:26:52 PM): You get free peanuts if you think.
Tenten (9:26:53 PM): -rolls out another cart- Meal time.
Tenten (9:27:54 PM): Again the choices are chicken meal, fish fillet meal, or ham & cheese sandwiches -Smiles so fakely-
Hinata (9:28:48 PM): ...nothing, still.
Hinata (9:28:55 PM): *saying, to eat*
Neji (9:29:58 PM): *thinking like MAD*
Tenten (9:30:34 PM): -is just trying to stay busy so she doesn't have to think about their doom-
Tenten (9:31:13 PM): -Wants her clothes back too dammit-
Neji (9:33:47 PM): Sasuke kun....
Neji (9:33:51 PM): There's TWO genius.
Neji (9:34:02 PM): We should be able to come up with something.
Sasuke (9:34:39 PM): *Thinks they're doomed.*
Tenten (9:34:45 PM): -Just says 'screw it' and shoves the cart back to where she found it-
Naruto (9:35:03 PM): ...... -Sits back down in the middle of the aisle.-
Sasuke (9:35:10 PM): Yeah, all right.
Tenten (9:35:19 PM): -Finally sits down on the other side of the isle across from Neji-
Hinata (9:35:20 PM): *looks over at Naruto, and waves*
Hinata (9:35:38 PM): *has let go of the seat due to kind of trusting the plane not to turn now that the pilots gone*
Naruto (9:35:50 PM): -Waves back, half-heartedly.-
Sasuke (9:36:21 PM): *Shoves a seat-pillow cum flotation device at Neji.* Let's crash into water and hope we survive initial impact.
Neji (9:36:32 PM): *sighs*
Hinata (9:37:26 PM): ...*thinking: or how about not and say we did?*
Tenten (9:37:32 PM): Someone's still going to have to pilot this thing into the water.
Neji (9:37:48 PM): You do it.
Tenten (9:38:01 PM): Eh?...
Neji (9:38:06 PM): Tenten you have 100% accuracy
Tenten (9:38:13 PM): ...
Hinata (9:38:18 PM): ...how do we know we're above water?
Tenten (9:38:21 PM): I've never worked with anything this big.
Naruto (9:38:34 PM): ... I could always use Gama-oyabin. >>
Neji (9:38:48 PM): But you have Sasuke kun, Hinata chan, and myself with you
Sasuke (9:38:49 PM): Neji. I... wasn't being serious.
Neji (9:39:17 PM): Eh?
Sasuke (9:39:19 PM): Can he fly, Naruto?
Naruto (9:39:31 PM): -IGNORED. ARGH--oh.- ... No. But he can jump really high and stuff. 8D
Sasuke (9:39:34 PM): *Thinks they're DOOMED*
Naruto (9:39:40 PM): Like a supaa frog.
Tenten (9:39:43 PM): -_-'
Hinata (9:39:47 PM): ...
Neji (9:39:49 PM): Let's just have Tenten fly this thing
Tenten (9:39:52 PM): -Is going back to her radio plan-
Neji (9:40:16 PM): Hinata sama and I can see the terrain
Neji (9:40:24 PM): and you Sasuke kun have quick reflexes...
Tenten (9:40:28 PM): -Will make the damn thing work if she has to rewire it herself- >_>
Neji (9:40:31 PM): Especially with Sharingan
Hinata (9:41:02 PM): ...Naruto-kun... have some peanuts *hands him a bag, if only to occupy himself*
Naruto (9:41:12 PM): - . . . Takes it. Blink. Shake, shake.-
Tenten (9:41:31 PM): -Gives him some more complimentary cookies too-
Neji (9:41:37 PM): It just HAS to work
Sasuke (9:41:38 PM): Yeah, I'll be able to predict the ground crashing into us with alarming accuracy.
Neji (9:41:46 PM): Not that Dx
Tenten (9:41:56 PM): ...>_>
Naruto (9:42:10 PM): -Chews on a cookie. Settles back into a seat, satedly.-
Neji (9:42:24 PM): I don't see you coming up with anything better
Neji (9:42:27 PM): Dx
Tenten (9:42:42 PM): -Goes to check on the amount of gas they have left-
Naruto (9:42:55 PM): This cookie tastes like ass. -Still eating it.-
Sasuke (9:43:04 PM): All right. Let's strip off our clothes and make parachutes. Better?
Tenten (9:43:11 PM): -Wonders how he knows what ass tastes like-
Neji (9:43:25 PM): >_>
Naruto (9:43:26 PM): It's also tastes like the grit off of sanda--okay I like Sasuke's idea lets go with that. -Perk.-
Hinata (9:43:28 PM): *doesnt wonder*
Neji (9:43:32 PM): My plan is LOADS better than that
Hinata (9:43:42 PM): *doesnt like any ideas so far*
Naruto (9:43:43 PM): TWO AGAINST THREE. >_>
Naruto (9:43:48 PM): I mean. Wait. >_>;
Sasuke (9:44:05 PM): Neji, your plan doesn't involve everyone taking off their clothes.
Tenten (9:44:06 PM): -Decides to stay in the cockpit, away from the arguing-
Naruto (9:44:11 PM): I can technically call myself two.
Naruto (9:44:36 PM): SO. Three against three. :D We're even.
Neji (9:44:38 PM): If all you want is sex go with Naruto to the bathroom, take care of your business and then come back and come up with something useful with me! >_<
Hinata (9:44:49 PM): ... Im sure there's /real/ parachutes around. *would get up to look, but legs gave out looong ago*
Naruto (9:44:56 PM): -Squint.- Who said anything about sex...?
Tenten (9:45:10 PM): -Reaches for the radio to call someone who knows that they're doing-
Sasuke (9:45:17 PM): *Gives Neji a flat 'come up with something better' look*
Tenten (9:46:00 PM): This can't be that much different from the radio dad had...
Tenten (9:46:09 PM): ...Or a transmitter
Neji (9:46:10 PM): *Hits his head* Think better Neji >_<
Naruto (9:46:12 PM): -Begins removing all available seat cushion cum flotation devices and making a bedding area out of them in the aisle.-
Sasuke (9:46:17 PM): At least my idea doesn't involve the plane crashing with us in it.
Sasuke (9:46:38 PM): . . . Naruto, what are you doing?
Tenten (9:46:39 PM): -Puts on the headset-
Hinata (9:46:46 PM): ...Naruto-kun...?
Tenten (9:46:58 PM): -Finds the pilot manual-
Hinata (9:47:07 PM): *looks at him as the cushion gets closer to where she's seated*
Naruto (9:47:37 PM): . . . -Settles down on top and sprawls.- Relaxing. If I go out on a plane, I'm going out comfy.
Tenten (9:48:07 PM): -Glances at the gas tank meter and announces over the intercom- You guys better hurry we've got a 4th tank left.
Hinata (9:48:32 PM): ...that cant be comfortable, Naruto-kun. *knows the seat cushions arent that great*
Sasuke (9:48:38 PM): . . . *Shrugs. Lays down next to him.* Oh, I guess we better start making our parachutes from clothing.
(9:48:38 PM) Sasuke has left the room.
(9:49:22 PM) Sasuke has entered the room.
Tenten (9:49:24 PM): -calls over the radio- May day, may day. Flight is without pilot.
Tenten (9:49:35 PM): -hears nothing but static-
Sasuke (9:50:04 PM): *Lays down next to Naruto.* I guess it's time to make our parachutes.
Tenten (9:50:12 PM): Is there anyone out there that can hear me?
Neji (9:50:46 PM): *resigns himself to death*
Naruto (9:50:52 PM): It's better than those damn seats, Hinata. They hurt my ass. -Links a leg over Sasuke's and reaches for his shirt.-
Tenten (9:51:10 PM): -taps on her headset-
Hinata (9:51:54 PM): ...*is going to look for real parachutes before she resigns, and just... uses byakyuugan, because she doesnt want to stand*
Hinata (9:52:08 PM): --theres real parachutes. A few, actually.
Sasuke (9:52:31 PM): *Sits up, a bit less resigned to death now.* Where?
Tenten (9:52:35 PM): -tries another approach on the radio- Um...hot flight attendant looking for a good time. Anyone out there wanna have a little fun?
Hinata (9:52:54 PM): Under the seats of the flight attendants area.
Hinata (9:53:09 PM): [XD OMG, Tenten! <3 @ You!]
Sasuke (9:53:28 PM): *Frowns, grumbles,* Why do the flight attendants get parachutes and the rest of us get useless flotation devices? >_>
Tenten (9:53:29 PM): You can tell me how to use a joystick.
Hinata (9:53:38 PM): ....because we get paid? I dont know.
Hinata (9:54:00 PM): *is considering herself a FA since she was given the outfit and all*
Naruto (9:54:09 PM): -...Still has a hold of his shirt. Growl. Yank, yank.-
Neji (9:54:36 PM): *makes his way over to Tenten*
Neji (9:54:42 PM): Tenten....
Neji (9:54:45 PM): We're going to die ;_;
Neji (9:54:53 PM): My hair is too pretty to die ;_;
Tenten (9:55:01 PM): -Thinks she might be getting a reply-
Sasuke (9:55:02 PM): *Frowns back at him.* We don't have to die anymore, you know. ... >> Can we at least get our parachutes first?
Hinata (9:55:15 PM): *gets to her feet and grabs the parachutes, dropping two by Naruto and Sasuke, then going up by the cockpit*
Neji (9:55:31 PM): Tenten there's something I want you to know...
Neji (9:55:49 PM): Incase we don't make it...
Neji (9:56:00 PM): Tenten I...
Sasuke (9:56:02 PM): *Parachute! <33* Okay.
Hinata (9:56:10 PM): Neji-niisan, do you think that if you looked at the gears with byakyuugan, you might be able to figure out the basics?
Tenten (9:56:10 PM): Reply: This is big daddy coming in for a landing. What can I do you for?
Hinata (9:56:24 PM): *pokes head into cockpit*
Neji (9:56:31 PM): I...
Neji (9:56:32 PM): Eh?
Neji (9:57:02 PM): Oh..
Neji (9:57:03 PM): Uh..
Tenten (9:58:19 PM): -fist- Hey Big Daddy, this is Lil Mama. Before we get to the fun, I just need to ask you for a little favor.
Naruto (9:58:52 PM): -Graps the parachute and pokes at it until he's torn it open and released the inside all over their laps.- ....... This is broken.
Sasuke (9:59:12 PM): . . . *Keeps his away from Naruto.*
Hinata (10:00:08 PM): ...*blushes at Tenten's conversation.*
Tenten (10:00:09 PM): We seem to be without a pilot and need a way to get down from all the way up here. You mind sweet talkin' my way through landing?
Tenten (10:00:39 PM): Reply: Oh you know sweet talkin' is what I do best.
Naruto (10:00:42 PM): No. I couldn't have done this. It -- ... Sabotage. It was sabotage. -Dons a serious voice.- Guess I'll have to go primal. -Begins taking off his own pants, kicking out of them once they're undone.-
Sasuke (10:00:45 PM): [ Big Daddy: No doin', lil mama, you're screwed. And not the good way ;__; Wanna phone sex anyway? ]
Tenten (10:00:57 PM): [Lol]
Neji (10:01:12 PM): *makes his way over to the radio angrily*
Hinata (10:01:15 PM): ....*hears the ruffle of clothes and closes the door behind the three of them*
Hinata (10:01:22 PM): *doesnt want to seeeee*
Sasuke (10:01:27 PM): . . . Naruto.
Hinata (10:01:31 PM): *well, maybe, but she'll be discreet about it*
Neji (10:01:32 PM): *takes the radio from Tenten*
Tenten (10:01:40 PM): -chuckles- I can tel...
Tenten (10:01:43 PM): Hey!
Tenten (10:02:08 PM): I'm trying to get us down safely
Sasuke (10:02:13 PM): [ . . . Neji's testosterone is going to ruin our chances of survival, isn't it? ]
Hinata (10:02:20 PM): [Yup.]
Neji (10:02:25 PM): Negative. We can manage on our own thank you. Go find yourself a real girl you pig. >_> *switches frequency*
Hinata (10:02:35 PM): .....
Tenten (10:02:38 PM): ...
Sasuke (10:02:42 PM): [ Someone kill him. ]
Hinata (10:02:48 PM): Neji-niisan! Thats not nice to say about Tenten.
Hinata (10:02:50 PM): *frown*
Tenten (10:03:01 PM): -Frowns and nods-
Hinata (10:03:07 PM): *mad for all the wrong reasons*
Neji (10:03:20 PM): We can find someone else. >_<
Hinata (10:03:39 PM): *shakes a disapproving finger*
Neji (10:03:46 PM): *starts flipping through the frequencies*
Hinata (10:03:48 PM): *bad, bad cousin!*
Tenten (10:04:16 PM): I thought we agreed that I would be flying this thing
Tenten (10:04:23 PM): No side seat flying!
Neji (10:04:47 PM): It was an intervention.
Sasuke (10:05:00 PM): [ Of our SURVIVAL ]
Tenten (10:04:55 PM): -snatches radio back and tries to find the frequency she was using before-
Neji (10:05:00 PM): No radio pig is going to talk to you like that. Dx
Tenten (10:05:01 PM): Big Daddy are you still there?
Hinata (10:05:03 PM): ...Neji-niisan, go sit in the back.
Neji (10:05:05 PM): Not while I'm around.
Hinata (10:05:24 PM): Neji-niisan, go *points to the main area of the plane*
Neji (10:05:31 PM): No.
Neji (10:05:34 PM): I'm landing this plane.
Sasuke (10:05:46 PM): *Doomed.*
Neji (10:05:53 PM): *Is intent on doing so*
Tenten (10:06:09 PM): -Grabs a heavy object and smacks him over the head with it-
Hinata (10:06:09 PM): ...*gives up all hope, and goes into the back--who cares if Naruto's not wearing any pants*
Neji (10:06:20 PM): *out* x_x
Tenten (10:06:30 PM): Big Daddy are you still there?
Sasuke (10:06:34 PM): *Feels the presence of Death approaching. ;__; And it's not Hinata.*
Naruto (10:06:53 PM): -Blinks, halfway through getting his shirt off, tugged up over his shoulders.- What?
Tenten (10:06:55 PM): Reply: I'm right here Lil Mama. Who was that before?
Sasuke (10:06:58 PM): Please stop removing your clothes. >_> It's no longer necessary.
Hinata (10:07:14 PM): *just flops down in a chair--staring up at the cieling* Neji-niisan just.. crushed our last hope.
Naruto (10:07:36 PM): >_> Was it ever really necessary in the first place? -Tosses shirt and settles back down in only his boxers.-
Tenten (10:07:42 PM): Oh he's not important right now. All I wanna hear is that good sweet talking of yours
Tenten (10:08:05 PM): Can you help this Lil Mama land a big ol' plane?
Sasuke (10:08:06 PM): Oh. ... Guess not. *Will kick Neji's ass later.* How much longer until we start falling from lack of fuel?
Tenten (10:08:37 PM): And could you hurry, Big Daddy? We're runnin' low on fuel.
Hinata (10:08:40 PM): I dont know. *didnt bother looking*
Hinata (10:08:48 PM): *didnt really /want/ to know*
Tenten (10:09:10 PM): -Glances at the gas tank meter and decides not to announce it to the others-
Tenten (10:09:53 PM): -Listens intently to her headset for Big Daddy's instructions, blushing at some of the comments he makes but manages to make a few herself to keep him talking-
Sasuke (10:10:13 PM): *Calls up to the front.* Tenten, just tell me when I need to chidori the emergency exit open so we can parachute down if we need to.
Naruto (10:10:45 PM): You guys are too serious. -...Yaawns.-
Tenten (10:11:03 PM): -Uses the intercom- Remain on stand by, Sasuke.
Hinata (10:11:29 PM): ....Naruto-kun, we'd rather not die. *goes to look at him as she talks, but winds up turning away just as quick* >///>
Tenten (10:11:35 PM): I'm having problems finding landing space and this idiot keeps making passes at me.
Sasuke (10:11:43 PM): *stretches and lays back down next to Naruto*
Hinata (10:11:46 PM): *forgot about the ramndomly stripping part*
Sasuke (10:12:00 PM): *Mumbles with a smirk,* Gee, I wonder why.
Tenten (10:13:11 PM): -Sees a good enough landing space and points the nose of the plane down- -intercom- I suggest you guys get in a seat and buckle up...or at least hold on to something.
Hinata (10:13:36 PM): *buckles from the seat she's in*
Sasuke (10:13:57 PM): o__o *Climbs into a seat.*
Naruto (10:14:15 PM): -Doesn't let him. Holds onto him. Clingwrap... cling.-
Sasuke (10:14:36 PM): . . . Naruto, if she lands while we're laying down here, we'll be bounced down the aisle.
Tenten (10:14:57 PM): -Glances to the side at the unconscious Neji-
Naruto (10:15:03 PM): Yeah, so?
Tenten (10:15:13 PM): -Concentrates some chakra strings to secure him in place-
Sasuke (10:15:21 PM): So it'll hurt.
Naruto (10:15:42 PM): . . .Yeah, so?
Tenten (10:15:52 PM): -Puts down landing gears-
Sasuke (10:16:02 PM): >_> So I don't want to sustain injury.
Neji (10:16:57 PM): *still out* -_-
Hinata (10:17:08 PM): *holds onto the seat in front of her and hopes she isnt being lured into barrel rolling because "big daddy" is just Orochimaru's pen name or something*
Naruto (10:17:19 PM): Well you won't if I'm the one doing all the bouncing. -Turns 'em over.-
Sasuke (10:17:34 PM): *Thinks now might not be a good time to tell her that, yes, it is.*
Tenten (10:17:37 PM): -Plane bobbles a bit as they descend-
Sasuke (10:18:00 PM): Naruto--! >_>
Hinata (10:18:25 PM): ...*meeps, and clings tightly to the seat, armrest, whatevers close*
Naruto (10:18:26 PM): -Just grins. Grins and means it.-
Tenten (10:18:29 PM): -Pulls back a little at the wheel so that the back wheels hit the ground first-
Sasuke (10:18:48 PM): *Frowns back at him. Is going to get hurt, and it's going to suck.*
Tenten (10:18:52 PM): -Feels the G forces-
Sasuke (10:18:55 PM): O__O
Neji (10:19:26 PM): *head flops about uselessly*
Hinata (10:19:36 PM): ...@__@ *not taking this as well as she took Kabuto flailing them around*
Tenten (10:19:38 PM): -Back wheels roughly makes contact with the ground-
Tenten (10:20:10 PM): -Eases the nose down so the wheel can touch down-
Naruto (10:21:04 PM): -So totally trying his best not to get Sasuke hurt but ... ow.- x___x This is kinda fun.
Tenten (10:21:38 PM): -Feels everything shake as the plane fightsto slow down-
Sasuke (10:21:40 PM): *Glares at him.* >_> I disagree.
Neji (10:21:48 PM): *head is moving in dangerous ways*
Tenten (10:22:10 PM): -Calls forth more chakra strings to keep his head still-
Tenten (10:22:27 PM): -Starts shutting off engines-
Naruto (10:22:27 PM): -Clings tighter.- Stop complaining.
Sasuke (10:23:18 PM): *Bruised.* >_>
Tenten (10:23:26 PM): -Shakingly she reaches for the inercom- Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to land.
Tenten (10:24:06 PM): -Turning off the inercom she lets her head tiredly fall back onto the headrest, sighing in relief-
Tenten (10:24:59 PM): Big Daddy, this is Lil Mama. The Eagle has landed. Lots of thanks goes out to you for the assist.
Hinata (10:25:20 PM): ....
Sasuke (10:25:24 PM): . . . *Punches him in the ribs.*
Hinata (10:25:25 PM): Its over?
Tenten (10:25:26 PM): Reply: My pleasure Lil Mama. Now how's about we get started on that fun you were chit-chatting about earlier.
Hinata (10:25:44 PM): *is alive?!*
Tenten (10:26:06 PM): Uh...heh. ^^;; Sure thing Big Daddy. I'd love to get a handle on your joystick. Why don't you get started while I prepare myself a little bit?
Naruto (10:26:35 PM): Oof--ah, damn... -Rolls off and rubs at the afflicted area.- Why so hard?
Tenten (10:26:49 PM): Reply: Sure thing Lil Mama.
Tenten (10:27:03 PM): -Takes off headset and rips out the wire-
Sasuke (10:27:09 PM): [ Come on, Tenten, you at least owe the man a blowjob. If anyone else ever needs landing assist he might not help them. :[ And then they'd DIE. And it would be YOUR FAULT. Blowjobs save lives. ]
Neji (10:27:33 PM): [O_O!?!??!]
Neji (10:27:37 PM): [Don't listen Tenten!]
Tenten (10:27:42 PM): [...Depends on who Big Daddy is.]
Neji (10:27:49 PM): [Jiraiya!]
Neji (10:27:55 PM): [OMG MAKE IT JIRAIYA!]
Tenten (10:28:04 PM): [...Then that's a big no.]
Sasuke (10:28:05 PM): [ *DIES* ]
Tenten (10:28:50 PM): -Still hasn't disconnected the radio yet-
Neji (10:29:17 PM): *still out and completely unaware that they're safe*
(10:29:56 PM) Sasuke has left the room.
(10:30:34 PM) Sasuke has entered the room.
Hinata (10:30:45 PM): *unsteadily unbuckles, and then runs over to Tenten, giving her a biiiig hug around the neck*
Tenten (10:30:57 PM): -Is hugged- <333
Hinata (10:31:08 PM): *and that lump she tripped over? Yeah, hi Neji*
Tenten (10:31:11 PM): You're welcome.
Neji (10:31:21 PM): *grunts*
Neji (10:31:26 PM): *still out though*
Tenten (10:31:55 PM): -Manages a crooked smile cuz damn is she tired after all that-
Hinata (10:32:03 PM): --Where did you land us? *sees trees, trees and mooore trees*
Naruto (10:32:03 PM): -Gets up with a complimentary grunt to Neji's own unconscious one. Kicks at Sasuke.-
Hinata (10:32:14 PM): *doesnt think it looks like Konoha trees, though*
Tenten (10:32:29 PM): From all the trees...looks like the Fire Country to me.
Tenten (10:32:44 PM): But who knows where Kabuto was headed
Hinata (10:32:54 PM): [You've now entered.. tldjurassicpark! Minus the poor spelling <3]
Hinata (10:32:57 PM): [>_>; ]
Tenten (10:33:05 PM): [...]
Tenten (10:33:23 PM): [I'm not fighting off a raptor]
Hinata (10:33:24 PM): [ *kidding* ]
Sasuke (10:33:52 PM): [ Sasuke will! :D ]
Naruto (10:34:23 PM): [ ... *____* Raptors. ]
Naruto (10:34:27 PM): [ My favorite. ]
Sasuke (10:34:28 PM): [ I'll side-kick that bitch. They ain't see no side-attacks like that before. ]
Tenten (10:34:38 PM): [-Will be the scientist guy who stayed out of danger the entire time-]
Hinata (10:34:52 PM): [...*will pretend she remembers seeing JP*]
Hinata (10:36:20 PM): [*and kill the chat while she's at it*]
Tenten (10:36:40 PM): -inercom- Please exit the plane in an orderly fashion. Be careful when taking out any carry on luggage from the overhead compartment as they may have shifted during flight.
Sasuke (10:36:48 PM): *Works out of Naruto's hold to sit up on the cushions -- which did NOTHING.*
Tenten (10:36:52 PM): Thank you for flying and let's hope we never have to do that again.
Hinata (10:37:00 PM): Guys...*walks back out of the cockpit, and yes, thats Neji she's tripping over again* do you know where we are?
Hinata (10:37:08 PM): *cant tell for the life of her*
Hinata (10:37:27 PM): *ignores that Naruto and Sasuke are in another bruised mess*
Tenten (10:37:37 PM): -Kneels down beside Neji. Hadn't thought she hit him that hard over the head-
Naruto (10:38:41 PM): -Looks for his pants.- ...Ewgh, damnit. -And rubs at his back, too - and then the cut on his wrist and the scuffs on his knees and the -- the pain.-
Tenten (10:39:03 PM): Are they ok, Hinata?
Sasuke (10:39:12 PM): *Limps to a window and looks out, to try and identify the area.*
Tenten (10:39:56 PM): Anyone injured?
Hinata (10:40:10 PM): *looks back at Tenten* Im not sure. ... lets go with maybe. *smiles*
Naruto (10:40:29 PM): NO. We're cool. -Lying. Lyinglyinglying. Saunters over to the pair of ripped pants lying in a heap near the corner and shuffles into them, wincing.-
Tenten (10:40:43 PM): -Smiles back. Rumages through random stuff for the first aid kit she saw earlier-
Hinata (10:41:09 PM): Um, before we get out, Im going to have to work the first aid kit on the both of you. *found where it was hidden earlier*
Hinata (10:41:20 PM): *tries to sound like she's leaving no room for arguement*
Hinata (10:41:28 PM): *probably fails, but tries, at least*
Tenten (10:44:03 PM): -Checks on Neji's injuries-
Tenten (10:44:19 PM): -Really didn't hit him all that hard-
Hinata (10:45:01 PM): [Sleep, it calls.]
Hinata (10:45:12 PM): [Uh, we can investigate.. tomorrow. ]
Tenten (10:45:18 PM): [Aww <3]
Tenten (10:45:22 PM): [Night then?]
Hinata (10:45:34 PM): [Niiight~ ]
Tenten (10:45:56 PM): [<333]
Hinata (10:45:58 PM): [CIAO THEN. <3]
(10:46:00 PM) Hinata has left the room.
Tenten (10:46:19 PM): -Glances outside- Looks like it's getting dark.
Sasuke (10:47:03 PM): The landing will have attracted attention. We should probably not stay here, and find another place to sleep before it gets dark.
Tenten (10:47:41 PM): We'll have to gather supplies and find a way to carry him if he doesn't wake up soon. -Gestures to Neji-
Naruto (10:50:25 PM): Attention of what...? -Shoves open the door and kicks down the iron stair steps.-
Tenten (10:51:05 PM): ...
Tenten (10:52:10 PM): -Wonders sometimes how he managed to survive this long-
Naruto (10:51:37 PM): [ ... You know he'd be the one that would get eaten first. >_> ]
Naruto (10:51:51 PM): [ Fuggin' snakes. ]
(10:52:00 PM) Sasuke has left the room.
(10:52:02 PM) Sasuke has entered the room.
Naruto (10:52:07 PM): [ << ]
Sasuke (10:52:08 PM): [ *twitches* ]
Naruto (10:52:10 PM): [ You're freaking out. ]
Sasuke (10:52:39 PM): [ Did I miss anything? >> ]
Naruto (10:52:49 PM): [ No. But I'm going to bed. Ew. ]
Naruto (10:53:40 PM): [ G'night, bitches. <3~ --I mean. >_> Buddies. Good 'ole buddies. :D ]
Naruto (10:53:58 PM): [ ... Fishing buddies. On a mountain. ]
Tenten (10:54:00 PM): [Night Otouto <3]
Sasuke (10:54:13 PM): [ Night <3 ]
Sasuke (10:54:20 PM): [ *kicks* :D ]
Naruto (10:54:22 PM): [ With horses and cowboy hats and a conveniently placed tent and goodnight. <33333 ]
Naruto (10:54:30 PM): [ -ESCAPES.- ]
Tenten (10:54:31 PM): [Lol]
Sasuke (10:54:31 PM): [ :p ]
(10:54:32 PM) Naruto has left the room.
Tenten (10:54:46 PM): [And we are left with an unconscious Neji]
Neji (10:54:55 PM): [Your fault >_>]
Tenten (10:55:03 PM): [I didn't hit you that hard]
Sasuke (10:55:11 PM): *Wants to kick him some more*
Tenten (10:55:29 PM): I guess we're staying on the plane for now
Sasuke (10:56:43 PM): Guess so.
Sasuke (10:56:59 PM): *Moves, trying not to limp, into a seat.*
Tenten (10:57:03 PM): You take first shift or me?
Sasuke (10:57:19 PM): I'll do it. You landed.
Tenten (10:57:27 PM): But you're injured.
Sasuke (10:57:34 PM): Am not. >_>
Tenten (10:57:51 PM): -Just noticed the almost unnoticable limp-
Tenten (10:58:05 PM): -Quirks a brow at him- ...Right.
Sasuke (10:58:09 PM): *Wasn't limping, no idea what she's on about.* >>
Sasuke (10:58:21 PM): *... Really.* >>
Sasuke (10:58:30 PM): Don't worry about it.
Tenten (10:58:35 PM): -Has good eyes despite not having Byakuugan or Sharingan-
Neji (10:58:45 PM): *stirs*
Neji (10:58:49 PM): Mghmhm...
Tenten (10:58:50 PM): I'd still feel better if you let me take a look at that.
Sasuke (10:58:58 PM): . . . I think we'll need to kick him again...
Tenten (10:59:07 PM): ...
Neji (10:59:25 PM): *eyes open slowly*
Tenten (10:59:29 PM): He might sleep better. -Is obviously too stressed to think straight-
Neji (10:59:41 PM): Mgh...hmm?
Neji (10:59:47 PM): *sits up*
Neji (10:59:55 PM): *blinks slowly*
Neji (11:00:04 PM): *looks around*
Tenten (11:00:08 PM): -Grabs the first aid kit Hinata left and makes to examine Sasuke-
Neji (11:00:13 PM): Damn. v_v
Neji (11:00:19 PM): It wasn't a dream.
Sasuke (11:00:35 PM): *Doesn't stop her. Knows better then to try. Learned from Sakura.*
Neji (11:01:02 PM): So...where are we?
Tenten (11:01:11 PM): -Feels his leg for any broken bones-
Tenten (11:01:18 PM): Does this hurt?
Sasuke (11:01:37 PM): . . . Yes. >_> It's just bruises, I can tell the difference.
Sasuke (11:02:04 PM): *Reading minds now, wooo... >>*
Tenten (11:02:17 PM): -But you read my mind all the time-
Sasuke (11:02:35 PM): *It's the bond we share <3*
Tenten (11:02:42 PM): -<3-
Neji (11:03:10 PM): *has gone out exploring*
Tenten (11:03:11 PM): -Cleans and bandages the slightly more than minor cuts-
Sasuke (11:03:25 PM): *Hopes the raptors get him, after he nearly killed them all!*
Tenten (11:03:38 PM): Neji the explorer. -_-'
Sasuke (11:03:50 PM): Let's close the emergency exits behind him.
Tenten (11:04:04 PM): He should know better than to wander out after dark. >_>
Neji (11:04:18 PM): *has a little purple talking back pack and everything =D*
Tenten (11:04:19 PM): ...I'm tempted.
Neji (11:04:23 PM): *however...lacks the monkey in boots v_v*
Tenten (11:04:56 PM): -Keeps bandaging Sasuke's wounds. As if he didn't have enough bandages-
Sasuke (11:05:48 PM): *<3*
Tenten (11:06:16 PM): Rest your legs for now. They should be fine to walk on in the morning.
Tenten (11:06:33 PM): -<3-
Neji (11:07:10 PM): *is slightly upset that there were in the end...no snakes on our plane ;_;*
Sasuke (11:07:17 PM): All right.
Sasuke (11:07:38 PM): *Never had a good reason to summon them on. :[*
Tenten (11:07:56 PM): I'll take the first shift. After all I need to repay 'Big Daddy' for his help.
Sasuke (11:08:26 PM): *snorts* Does ' Big Daddy' even know where we landed?
Tenten (11:08:37 PM): And we'll leave Neji to his exploring. Kami knows how he'll react to my conversation with 'Big Daddy'
Tenten (11:08:57 PM): Probably not.
Tenten (11:09:12 PM): Better that he doesn't.
Sasuke (11:09:23 PM): *Smirks.*
Sasuke (11:09:48 PM): You get me when you and 'Big Daddy' are done then.
Neji (11:10:05 PM): So back pack....where do you think we are anyway?
Neji (11:10:20 PM): Back pack: Back pack! Say Back pack! =D
Tenten (11:10:29 PM): Sure thing. -However long that takes. After saving all of our lives I owe him big.-
Sasuke (11:10:34 PM): [ Back pack: HELL, NEJI. WE'RE IN HELL ]
Neji (11:10:34 PM): ....I did. And I asked you a question. Where do you think we are?
Neji (11:11:10 PM): Back pack: Say back pack! =D
Neji (11:11:13 PM): .........
Sasuke (11:11:27 PM): . . . We could probably wake Naruto up. He'd probably be willing to take over that conversation for you. *smirks*
Neji (11:11:47 PM): *smoke can be seen rising from a part of the forest*
Neji (11:11:53 PM): *is now back packless*
Tenten (11:12:12 PM): -Chuckles- I've no doubt he would.
Tenten (11:14:50 PM): But I'm the one who made the deal so I should hold up my end of the bargain.
Sasuke (11:15:36 PM): *shrugs* All right. ... But maybe I should go into the cockpit with you and make sure you're not taken advantage of.
Neji (11:15:45 PM): *sets out to search for a monkey in boots*
Tenten (11:16:11 PM): -shrugs- We're only going to talk but sure, if you want.
Sasuke (11:17:08 PM): *Eyes glisten with smirkiness as he keeps the rest of his face completely serious. Shuffles her into the cockpit, not limpingly of course, and shuts the door behind them. >D*
Sasuke (11:17:26 PM): *Duct tapes it with chakra.*
Tenten (11:18:23 PM): -Sits in the pilot's chair, gesturing Sasuke to sit in the co-pilot chair-
Tenten (11:18:45 PM): -Sets the radio to speaker-
Sasuke (11:19:27 PM): *Kneels in front of her chair instead.*
Tenten (11:17:36 PM): [...Should I be scared?]
Sasuke (11:17:43 PM): [ It's either a lot of fun, or really really awkward. ]
Neji (11:18:19 PM): [*is in SHOCK*]
Neji (11:18:28 PM): [Sasuke kun you TRAITOR O<]
Tenten (11:19:33 PM): [I'm curious as to what Sasuke has planned]
Neji (11:19:40 PM): [MUTINY]
Sasuke (11:19:46 PM): *And lots of crazy naughty sounds ensure, okay goodnight!*
Tenten (11:21:14 PM): -And Big Daddy turns out to be Gaara-
Tenten (11:21:17 PM): -The end-
Sasuke (11:21:19 PM): [ lol ]
Tenten (11:21:26 PM): [OT3]
Neji (11:21:31 PM): [I don't like that ending either ;_;]
Sasuke (11:21:43 PM): [ Hoshit, don't let him know I was in the cockpit with you >> Dealing with one jinchuuriki is enough ]
Neji (11:22:06 PM): [WAIT WHAT!?]
Neji (11:22:15 PM): [*Didn't know that Sasuke was doing things to Tenten*]
Tenten (11:22:18 PM): [-had suggested it to him and he had no qualms against it-]
Sasuke (11:22:22 PM): [ *dies* ]
Neji (11:22:26 PM): [*JUST NOW understood that!*]
Neji (11:22:32 PM): [DOUBLE TRAITOR!]
Tenten (11:22:33 PM): [Lol]
Neji (11:22:41 PM): [DEATH TO THE UCHIHA!]
Sasuke (11:22:52 PM): [ *Is going to have a hand or foot or something in every relationship in our roleplay if it goes on like this!* ]
Neji (11:23:11 PM): [Oh you will pay >_>]
Neji (11:23:22 PM): [I DON'T GET ANY SASUKE LOVIN!]
Sasuke (11:23:24 PM): [ You'll have to find a way to get me then, won't you >_> ]
Sasuke (11:23:40 PM): [ Yeah, you're always trying to bring me pain! ]
Neji (11:23:50 PM): [Nuh uh...]
Neji (11:23:56 PM): [I'm part of your church!]
Sasuke (11:24:06 PM): [ Oh yeah, that's right... ]
Neji (11:24:19 PM): [You were my preist!]
Neji (11:24:33 PM): [And I STILL got no loving from you! >_>]
Tenten (11:24:36 PM): [-Is a priestess in that church-]
Sasuke (11:24:38 PM): [ Then it's sacrilege to do me harm ]
Tenten (11:24:48 PM): [-holds higher standing than follower-]
Sasuke (11:24:57 PM): [ Yes she does <33 ]
Neji (11:25:15 PM): [.......]
Neji (11:25:21 PM): [Fine. I'll get my OWN person >_>]
Neji (11:25:32 PM): [I'll forget you Tenten!]
Neji (11:25:45 PM): [and....you Sasuke...I'll find a way to get to you >_>]
Sasuke (11:25:48 PM): [ . . . Who? They're all taken. ... Except for Lee. ]
Neji (11:26:00 PM): [I...]
Sasuke (11:26:03 PM): [ Lee's still available. ]
Neji (11:26:08 PM): [WILL GET KABUTO]
Sasuke (11:26:23 PM): [ NO YOU WON'T HE'S MINE ... >> ]
Tenten (11:26:23 PM): [...You mean the guy who almost killed us?]
Sasuke (11:26:37 PM): [ OroKabuSasu <3333 ]
Neji (11:29:35 PM): [I know!]
Neji (11:29:39 PM): [I'll get with Itachi!]
Sasuke (11:29:49 PM): [ NO YOU WON'T HE'S ALSO MINE >> ]
Neji (11:29:54 PM): [ItaNeji is pretty]
Tenten (11:29:59 PM): [And obviously still care about you what with all this sexual tension we have between us]
Sasuke (11:30:04 PM): [ Aniki... :X ]
Neji (11:30:05 PM): [THAT ISN'T FAIR YOU SAY EVERYONE IS YOURS!]
Sasuke (11:30:13 PM): [ ... WELL THEY ARE ]
Sasuke (11:30:41 PM): [[ Naruto and Sasuke own the harem that is Konoha, and then some ]]
Tenten (11:31:00 PM): [[-Thinks that's why she went to Suna-]]
Sasuke (11:31:23 PM): [[ I think it's kind of interesting that Tenten's all over the guy that nearly killed her teammate ]]
Tenten (11:31:33 PM): [[I know...]]
Neji (11:49:54 PM): [[And now would be a good time to head off for sleep land]]
Tenten (11:50:08 PM): [[Yes for all of us]]
Sasuke (11:50:09 PM): [[ Yeah :X Blah, classes... ]]
Tenten (11:50:32 PM): [[Sweet dreams you two -hugs and kisses-]]
Tenten (11:50:36 PM): [[<333]]
Sasuke (11:50:52 PM): [[ <33 ]]
Neji (11:50:56 PM): [[*sends love to both of you*]]
Neji (11:51:00 PM): Byez!
Sasuke (11:51:06 PM): *Stumbles out of the cockpit. Wipes his mouth with the back of his hand.*
Neji (11:51:35 PM): *is hopelessly lost and hiding ontop of a tree*
Sasuke (11:51:35 PM): [[ >D NIGHT ]]
Neji (11:51:41 PM): [[Night <3]]
(11:51:46 PM) Neji has left the room.
Tenten (11:51:47 PM): -Stumbles out after him, panting a bit but has an obvious smirk-
Tenten (11:52:06 PM): We should do that more often.
Sasuke (11:52:27 PM): *Smirks* Heh. I'll take first watch. *Falls into a seat.*
Tenten (11:52:55 PM): After that, are you sure? -Doesn't care either way, ploping down in a seat across the isle from him-
Sasuke (11:53:12 PM): Yeah
Tenten (11:53:31 PM): -shrugs- Alright. -falls asleep-
Sasuke (11:53:22 PM): [[ All right, I'm off ]]
Tenten (11:53:34 PM): [[Night <3]]
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*hugs and loves forever and ever*
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-clings and never legs go-
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LMFAO. GOD. That quote STILL kills me. Ah...GG TLD. GG. This WHOLE thing was hilarious though. *Sigh* Good times. ROFL. I didn't even remember that I told the guy on the radio to go the fuck away. :D?
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Well, one good thing came out of my nostalgia. Oh man, I need to look through the rest of it and see what I can turn up. Next one is our snowball fight~