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endless_scrolls) wrote2006-10-09 10:10 am
Random Facts: Uchiha Sasuke and Tenten
Title: 20 Random Facts About Uchiha Sasuke and Tenten
Type: Fanfic
Fandom: Naruto
Character(s): Tenten, Uchiha Sasuke, brief mention of Hyuuga Neji, Haruno Sakura, Yamanaka Ino
Pairing(s): SasuTen
Warning(s): Brief mentions of adult themes
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20_truths.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but these words.
1. Sasuke didn’t have his first date until he was about sixteen. The two of them sparred all night. There was no dinner, no movie, and definitely no kiss goodnight. Nothing more than an afternoon of butt kicking and an evening spent with Mr. Icepack when he got home.
2. Tenten was absolutely sorry for having to cancel their date at the last minute and thoroughly apologized for sending Neji to relay the message to him. The Hyuuga prodigy was still pinned to the tree outside of his home when she explained all this to him.
3. She only managed to make it up to him a year later on their ten month anniversary by arriving at his window in the middle of the night wearing a schoolgirl outfit: socks, shoes, pig-tails, and all. Eagerly, Sasuke invites her in.
4. She completely ruins his fantasies by asking if he was ready for Math lessons. He’s ready to throw her out the window for teasing him when she promptly starts to strip and asks him to help her multiply.
5. Sasuke has liked math ever since.
6. Tenten is not as innocent as everyone believes.
7. Sasuke now understands fully the extent to Tenten’s love of weapons. He is introduced to it every night in the bedroom [and wherever else she fancies to play].
8. A masochist at heart, Sasuke loves it when she plays rough.
9. Being the only father figure in Tenten’s life, Sasuke was forced to have “the fatherly talk” with Gai. Afterwards, he was unable to even look at Tenten the rest of the night.
10. Tenten filled all of Gai’s special toothpaste with pink dye for that. Sadly, his teeth are still pink to this day. He hides that fact with his growing supply of whiteout.
11. During a momentary break up, Tenten seeks solace in the arms of Shino. Sasuke finds the two of them in bed a month later and promptly asks her to take him back.
12. They got married when they find themselves standing outside of a small chapel, simultaneously thinking, “Why not?”
13. It was immediately annulled three days later when the two of them sobered up.
14. Word got out about the short marriage and for days, Tenten’s front lawn was littered with angry fan girls who thought they could take on “that mouse-eared kunoichi bimbo who deflowered my Sasuke-kun.”
15. She considered mounting Sakura and Ino on poles to set as examples for future enemies but dismisses it when said kunoichis manage to escape.
16. Sasuke sent a bouquet of kunais to her apartment the next day to thank her for shrinking the size of his fan club.
17. A scandal starts when pictures from Tenten’s “private math lesson” somehow get out. Sasuke is still saddened that he lost them in the first place.
18. After threatening to castrate the entire male population of Konoha, Tenten manages to retrieve the pictures. Sasuke allows Shino to keep one. After all, the Uchiha heir has the real thing.
19. Tenten entertained the thought of dying her hair a lighter color. She was afraid that he was getting tired of her curtain of dark tresses.
20. Sasuke calms her insecurities by stating how he always did prefer the darker side of life.
Type: Fanfic
Fandom: Naruto
Character(s): Tenten, Uchiha Sasuke, brief mention of Hyuuga Neji, Haruno Sakura, Yamanaka Ino
Pairing(s): SasuTen
Warning(s): Brief mentions of adult themes
Note: Written for
20_truths.Disclaimer: I own nothing but these words.
1. Sasuke didn’t have his first date until he was about sixteen. The two of them sparred all night. There was no dinner, no movie, and definitely no kiss goodnight. Nothing more than an afternoon of butt kicking and an evening spent with Mr. Icepack when he got home.
2. Tenten was absolutely sorry for having to cancel their date at the last minute and thoroughly apologized for sending Neji to relay the message to him. The Hyuuga prodigy was still pinned to the tree outside of his home when she explained all this to him.
3. She only managed to make it up to him a year later on their ten month anniversary by arriving at his window in the middle of the night wearing a schoolgirl outfit: socks, shoes, pig-tails, and all. Eagerly, Sasuke invites her in.
4. She completely ruins his fantasies by asking if he was ready for Math lessons. He’s ready to throw her out the window for teasing him when she promptly starts to strip and asks him to help her multiply.
5. Sasuke has liked math ever since.
6. Tenten is not as innocent as everyone believes.
7. Sasuke now understands fully the extent to Tenten’s love of weapons. He is introduced to it every night in the bedroom [and wherever else she fancies to play].
8. A masochist at heart, Sasuke loves it when she plays rough.
9. Being the only father figure in Tenten’s life, Sasuke was forced to have “the fatherly talk” with Gai. Afterwards, he was unable to even look at Tenten the rest of the night.
10. Tenten filled all of Gai’s special toothpaste with pink dye for that. Sadly, his teeth are still pink to this day. He hides that fact with his growing supply of whiteout.
11. During a momentary break up, Tenten seeks solace in the arms of Shino. Sasuke finds the two of them in bed a month later and promptly asks her to take him back.
12. They got married when they find themselves standing outside of a small chapel, simultaneously thinking, “Why not?”
13. It was immediately annulled three days later when the two of them sobered up.
14. Word got out about the short marriage and for days, Tenten’s front lawn was littered with angry fan girls who thought they could take on “that mouse-eared kunoichi bimbo who deflowered my Sasuke-kun.”
15. She considered mounting Sakura and Ino on poles to set as examples for future enemies but dismisses it when said kunoichis manage to escape.
16. Sasuke sent a bouquet of kunais to her apartment the next day to thank her for shrinking the size of his fan club.
17. A scandal starts when pictures from Tenten’s “private math lesson” somehow get out. Sasuke is still saddened that he lost them in the first place.
18. After threatening to castrate the entire male population of Konoha, Tenten manages to retrieve the pictures. Sasuke allows Shino to keep one. After all, the Uchiha heir has the real thing.
19. Tenten entertained the thought of dying her hair a lighter color. She was afraid that he was getting tired of her curtain of dark tresses.
20. Sasuke calms her insecurities by stating how he always did prefer the darker side of life.