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endless_scrolls) wrote2007-09-18 03:11 pm
endless_scrolls) wrote2007-09-18 03:11 pm
Log: Shinobi on a Plane, Pt. 1
Title: Shinobis on a Plane, Pt 1
Type: Crack!RP log
Fandom: TLD!Naruto
Character(s): Hyuuga Hinata, Tenten, Yakushi Kabuto, Hyuuga Neji, Inuzuka Kiba, Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, Big Daddy; brief mention of Sabaku no Gaara
Warning(s): Lulz to the highest order, and it's hella long so don't read unless you have lots of time.
Disclaimer: I own only the part that I played in this.
Note: Log made August 27, 2006. One of the many reasons why I will always love the folks over at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
theselostdreams. I miss you guys so much right now~ I'll go back and color code it later.
Dedicated to:theselostdreams; <3 means forever baby~
(7:09:13 PM) You have just entered room "tldonaplane."
(7:09:14 PM) Kabuto has entered the room.
(7:10:20 PM) Kiba has entered the room.
Hinata (7:12:08 PM): ...
Kiba (7:12:17 PM): *blink*
Hinata (7:12:21 PM): *fiddles with plane peanuts*
Neji (7:12:50 PM): *is clutching for dear life to the seat*
Tenten (7:13:30 PM): -Is looking out the window-
Hinata (7:13:45 PM): *ignoring the fact that she's been shoved into a flight attendant's outfit*
Neji (7:13:48 PM): Ninjas...were not...meant to be this high up.
Hinata (7:13:51 PM): *or trying, at least*
Tenten (7:14:04 PM): -Is sitting next to Neji for support-
Kiba (7:14:24 PM): *is peering out of the window, rapt*
Tenten (7:14:29 PM): Explain Deidara and the birds he's always riding?
Neji (7:14:49 PM): Deidara is an exception to every friggin rule made >_<
Hinata (7:14:52 PM): ...so, where are we headed?
Kabuto (7:15:18 PM): *malevolent chuckle*
Kabuto (7:15:20 PM): *is not on plane*
Tenten (7:15:22 PM): -shrugs- I'll go talk to the captain about a flight plan.
Tenten (7:15:36 PM): -unbuckles seatbelt and walks to the cockpit-
Tenten (7:15:58 PM): -ignores the turbulence-
Neji (7:16:11 PM): TENTEN PUT YOUR SEATBELT BACK ON YOU COULD DIE!!!
Hinata (7:16:33 PM): ...*ignores that Tenten is in a similar outfit to hers*
Hinata (7:16:48 PM): *just.. not willing to accept she's been put into a skirt again*
Tenten (7:16:50 PM): -is already halfway to the cockpit when she stops at his comment- ...
Tenten (7:17:32 PM): -raises a brow at Neji- Do I need to get you a sedative?
Neji (7:17:43 PM): No...
Neji (7:17:47 PM): v_v
Tenten (7:18:06 PM): Uh...huh...
Kiba (7:18:09 PM): ... *looks at Neji* ô_o
Hinata (7:18:10 PM): ..would you like a bag of peanuts, Neji-niisan?
Neji (7:18:23 PM): Yes...*squeaks it out*
Tenten (7:18:37 PM): -continues to the cockpit and knocks on the door- Excuse me, captain?
Kiba (7:19:32 PM): *laughs*
Kiba (7:19:40 PM): Can I get some peanuts here? :D
Neji (7:20:06 PM): *still clutching for dear life*
Tenten (7:20:09 PM): -Pulls at her attendant's skirt and wonders why they have to be so short-
Kiba (7:20:13 PM): *vastly amused*
Tenten (7:20:19 PM): -knocks again- Captain?
Hinata (7:20:36 PM): *stands, and nods to Kiba, searching through the fight attendant's area for some peanuts*
Neji (7:20:59 PM): There has to be some way to make this thing land...
Tenten (7:21:01 PM): -Turns the knob and glances inside- I'm sorry to bother you bu...
Neji (7:21:05 PM): *ranting and raving to himself*
Neji (7:21:14 PM): There...there....
Neji (7:21:15 PM): BOMB
Neji (7:21:20 PM): BOMB THERE'S A BOMB!
Tenten (7:21:21 PM): -quietly to herself- ...oh shiet.
Kiba (7:21:24 PM): ... She's trailing off ominously.
Hinata (7:21:27 PM): Um.. here you go. *waves it in Neji's face*
Kiba (7:21:31 PM): *looks at Neji* What?
Neji (7:21:44 PM): THERE'S A BOMB ON THIS PLANE
Neji (7:21:52 PM): O<
Kiba (7:21:56 PM): STFU NEJI THERE IS NOT A BOMB
Hinata (7:21:57 PM): Neji-niisan, there is not a bomb on the plane.
Tenten (7:22:04 PM): -quickly closes the cockpit door- No, of course there's no bomb!
Hinata (7:22:06 PM): Now take your peanuts and calm down.
Hinata (7:22:13 PM): *holds them out*
Kiba (7:22:32 PM): Can I have some?
Neji (7:22:44 PM): *takes the peanuts and stuffs them in his mouth in hopes of calming himself*
Hinata (7:22:47 PM): Once Neji-niisan takes his, I've got some for you. *shakes a pack*
Hinata (7:22:56 PM): *aaaand, comes over and gives it to Kiba*
Tenten (7:23:15 PM): Now if you'll excuse me for a moment. -quicky opens the door again and scurries inside, slamming the door shut behind her-
Tenten (7:23:46 PM): -to herself- How the hell did we get put on a plane with no pilot?!?!?!?!
Kiba (7:24:06 PM): *monchmonch* Thankyou :3
Hinata (7:24:32 PM): Youre welcome.
Hinata (7:24:18 PM): [or even worse--with Kabuto as the pilot! D: ]
Hinata (7:24:19 PM): [<33]
Tenten (7:24:34 PM): [But he said he wasn't on the plane]
Kabuto (7:24:37 PM): (Hahah not bloody likely, I'm not going down with this plane.)
Hinata (7:24:43 PM): [XD]
Kabuto (7:24:43 PM): (On the other hand. It would be fun to watch.)
Hinata (7:24:47 PM): [...exactly]
Kabuto (7:24:51 PM): (*cockpit'd*)
Tenten (7:25:26 PM): [Does that mean we have a pilot now?]
Kabuto (7:25:39 PM): (Yep.)
Kabuto (7:25:43 PM): >)
Tenten (7:25:54 PM): ...-looks in shock as Kabuto magically appears-
Kabuto (7:26:02 PM): ... what. I'm a ninja.
Hinata (7:26:11 PM): ...*shifts and fixes her skirt*
Tenten (7:26:18 PM): ...We're thousands of feet in the air.
Hinata (7:26:20 PM): Um.. how are you faring, Neji-niisan?
Kabuto (7:26:27 PM): ... I'm a really good ninja.
Tenten (7:26:36 PM): ...Oh.
Kabuto (7:26:36 PM): >_>'
Tenten (7:26:50 PM): Well, one of our passengers had a question.
Neji (7:26:59 PM): *munching on his peanuts in a state of shock*
Neji (7:27:00 PM): o_o
Kabuto (7:27:09 PM): Oh?
Hinata (7:27:11 PM): ...*just.. pats his shoulder*
Kabuto (7:27:13 PM): *smiles* And what was that?
Tenten (7:27:27 PM): They were just wondering where our destination was.
Kabuto (7:27:38 PM): Ah.
Tenten (7:27:49 PM): -clasps her hands together behind her back-
Kabuto (7:28:01 PM): Well, go and tell them, then.
Tenten (7:28:13 PM): But...I don't know either.
Kabuto (7:28:21 PM): Oh, really?
Kabuto (7:28:24 PM): Some flight attendant you are.
Tenten (7:28:52 PM): Well excuse me but I was enlisted against my will
Kabuto (7:29:03 PM): And mine. I don't like the cut of your jib.
Tenten (7:29:20 PM): ...Right.
Kabuto (7:29:36 PM): Go on, go away.
Tenten (7:29:46 PM): Could you please tell me where we're going first?
Kabuto (7:29:53 PM): Make instructory gestures involving oxygen masks and give people peanuts or whatever it is you're employed to do.
Tenten (7:30:07 PM): -Frowns-
Kabuto (7:30:10 PM): :)
Hinata (7:30:32 PM): *sits down next to Neji and offers more peanuts*
Tenten (7:30:36 PM): If I'm not mistaken you're supposed to make an announcement of sorts as well?
Kabuto (7:30:52 PM): I already did.
Tenten (7:30:58 PM): No you didn't.
Kabuto (7:31:03 PM): Yes I did.
Kabuto (7:31:07 PM): Didn't you hear it?
Tenten (7:31:09 PM): About what?
Kabuto (7:31:15 PM): Oh dear.
(7:31:28 PM) Sasuke has entered the room.
Kabuto (7:31:31 PM): You're not a very good flight attendant, are you?
Tenten (7:31:52 PM): Or perhaps there's something wrong with the sound system on the plane?
Kabuto (7:32:04 PM): I shouldn't think so.
Kabuto (7:32:11 PM): I think you're hearing-impaired.
Tenten (7:32:24 PM): Plus you just appeared a few minutes ago. How could you have made an announcement?
Neji (7:32:25 PM): *still in complete shock* o_o
Hinata (7:32:35 PM): --*sees Sasuke appear on the plane* Ah! *stands back up, and fixes her flight attendant skirt thingers* Hello, Sasuke-kun.
Kabuto (7:32:54 PM): I was here before; I left and came back. How do you think this plane got off the ground?
Tenten (7:33:11 PM): The same way we magically appeared on it?
Sasuke (7:33:11 PM): *looks around* = = What is this?
Kabuto (7:33:20 PM): I'm a doctor, you know. Would you like me to have a look at your ears?
Hinata (7:33:22 PM): ...we're not sure, but its above the clouds.
Kiba (7:33:29 PM): It's cool :D
Tenten (7:33:32 PM): STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY EARS!
Kabuto (7:33:39 PM): My my. Temper.
Hinata (7:33:52 PM): ---and Tenten's yelling from the front of it *glances at the closed door worriedly*
Tenten (7:33:52 PM): -wonders if the cockpit is sound proof-
Sasuke (7:34:04 PM): *Eases toward a window and looks out, all sharingany. Not a genjutsu... damn.* Uh-huh. :/
Kabuto (7:34:09 PM): (It's obviously not sound-proof if Kabuto got in there. *hits cymbal*)
Hinata (7:34:17 PM): [XDDDD ]
Tenten (7:34:23 PM): [Lol]
Sasuke (7:34:27 PM): [ omg, the pun *dies* XD ]
Sasuke (7:34:32 PM): [ THE PUN ]
Tenten (7:34:44 PM): [-Ba dump bump-]
Neji (7:34:48 PM): [lawl XD]
Hinata (7:35:04 PM): ...would you like some peanuts?
Hinata (7:35:11 PM): *holds out a pack*
Tenten (7:35:12 PM): -sighs- -_-'
Sasuke (7:35:24 PM): No...
Kabuto (7:35:25 PM): Go on. Shoo.
Tenten (7:35:37 PM): -glares at the back of his head-
Kabuto (7:35:51 PM): *smiles irritatingly*
Neji (7:36:15 PM): *drools a bit*
Tenten (7:36:23 PM): Humph. -straightens out her skirt, so damn short as it is, and turns to leave-
Hinata (7:36:28 PM): Alright, then... *goes back to tend to Neji*
Hinata (7:36:40 PM): ...Neji-niisan. *taps his cheek lightly*
Tenten (7:37:08 PM): -still ignoring the turbulence- Do you at least have the seatbelt sign on?
(7:37:14 PM) Kiba has left the room.
(7:37:21 PM) Kabuto has left the room.
(7:38:10 PM) Naruto has entered the room.
Neji (7:37:57 PM): *squeaks*
Hinata (7:38:13 PM): Neji-niisan, snap out of it.
Tenten (7:39:00 PM): -Turns when she doesn't hear a reply- Kab...oh shiet.
Hinata (7:39:57 PM): ...Neji-niisan. *taps his cheek again*
Neji (7:40:05 PM): *eyes widen in fear*
Hinata (7:40:13 PM): Its Hinata, Neji-niisan.
Neji (7:40:16 PM): NOW THERE'S A FOX ON THE PLANE!
Neji (7:40:37 PM): THERES A MOTHER FRIGGIN FOX ON THIS MOTHER FRIGGIN PLANE!!!
Naruto (7:40:44 PM): .......
Hinata (7:40:50 PM): *flails backwards when he screams*
Hinata (7:40:53 PM): o_o
Naruto (7:40:54 PM): -Lifts a hand and makes a scratchy motion.- Rawr?
Hinata (7:41:43 PM): ...Um, Naruto-kun, please don't do anything to startle him further. o_o *ow, heart--it hurts with the pounding!*
(7:41:56 PM) Kabuto has entered the room.
Naruto (7:42:01 PM): -Blinks, dully.- I'm scary?
Tenten (7:42:20 PM): -sighs in relief- Nice of you to come back.
Neji (7:42:26 PM): *eying Naruto wildly like he's expecting him to attack the plane any second now*
(7:42:38 PM) Kiba has entered the room.
Kiba (7:42:44 PM): Hey what'd I miss?
Kiba (7:42:45 PM): *dozed off*
Kabuto (7:43:12 PM): *hums*
Hinata (7:43:14 PM): He's a bit.. ano, jittery right now, Naruto-kun.
Tenten (7:43:32 PM): What's with the turbulence?
Kabuto (7:44:05 PM): *wiggles the controls*
Tenten (7:44:15 PM): ...
Sasuke (7:44:19 PM): [ ... Is Kabuto our pilot? ]
Kabuto (7:44:23 PM): (Yeep.)
Tenten (7:44:26 PM): [...Yes.]
Naruto (7:44:27 PM): !SDFHDSF@@#!! -Tumbles to the side and falls into a seat.- WHAT THE HELL.
Sasuke (7:44:29 PM): *oh fuck*
Kiba (7:44:47 PM): WHOAH.
Tenten (7:44:51 PM): -was trying to hide that fact-
Hinata (7:44:56 PM): *falls over, into the hallway*
Kiba (7:45:02 PM): *sits tighter* o_o
Kiba (7:45:08 PM): *considers putting on seatbelt*
Tenten (7:45:20 PM): ...You are but a cruel pilot.
Sasuke (7:45:44 PM): *Grabs a seat to keep from falling/flying/whatevering around* O__O
Kabuto (7:45:59 PM): *almost cheerfully over speakers* We are currently experiencing turbulence; please remain seated and ensure your seatbelts are done up ...
Neji (7:46:17 PM): *screams like crazy*
Tenten (7:46:19 PM): You know you could've just turned on the sign.
Kabuto (7:46:29 PM): I like to talk to them. :3
Tenten (7:46:37 PM): ...Right.
Hinata (7:46:40 PM): ...*scrambles into a seat, across from Kiba*
Sasuke (7:46:41 PM): *KNOWS that voice.* >_>
Kiba (7:46:53 PM): o___o
Hinata (7:46:59 PM): *SEATBELT. Why isn't there a seatbelt?!*
Tenten (7:47:00 PM): -holds on to the door frame to keep her balance-
Naruto (7:47:03 PM): -Eyebrow tics. Drags up from being sprawled with a groan, throwing himself into the seat more fully. PANTS.- . . . Ah--I... What--... @___@
Neji (7:47:07 PM): GET ME OFF GET ME OFF GET ME OFF
Kabuto (7:47:10 PM): Again, we would like to remind you to do up your seatbelts ... *SWERRRVE*
Tenten (7:47:41 PM): -clutches at the door frame-
Hinata (7:47:47 PM): *grabs onto the seat's arms* T-there is no seat belt!
Kiba (7:47:59 PM): *face smacks sideways into the window* AUGH.
Kabuto (7:48:21 PM): *glances over controls and wonders if he can get this thing to do a barrel roll*
Neji (7:48:24 PM): Make it stop...;_;
Neji (7:48:31 PM): *clinging to his seatbelt*
Tenten (7:48:36 PM): What kind of pilot are you?
Sasuke (7:48:41 PM): *Begrudgingly gets into a seat and seatbelts.* >_>
Kabuto (7:48:44 PM): The only one you've got :-)
Tenten (7:48:50 PM): -_-'
Hinata (7:48:57 PM): --who else doesnt have a seat belt? *looks to the seats around her and finds none*
Naruto (7:49:01 PM): -Refuses to put a seatbelt on.- >\
Kabuto (7:49:02 PM): Now, I'm sure the passengers could do with some reassuring ...
Tenten (7:49:25 PM): You're refering to me aren't you?
Hinata (7:49:25 PM): *chose a bad seat, but doesnt want to get up!*
Kiba (7:49:29 PM): *hasn't put his seatbelt on*
Kabuto (7:49:33 PM): Yep.
Kabuto (7:49:38 PM): Shoo.
Naruto (7:49:43 PM): So who let the psycho-doc on, anyway? -Instantly eyes Neji.-
Sasuke (7:49:44 PM): *Plans on kicking Kabuto's ass for this...*
Tenten (7:49:45 PM): And you expect me to walk how with your flying?
Kabuto (7:50:06 PM): I don't know what you mean.
Tenten (7:50:19 PM): -Raises a brow at him-
Tenten (7:50:41 PM): -Is glad she has the use of chakra strings-
Kabuto (7:51:02 PM): *eases the plane back into .. non-turbulent steadiness*
Tenten (7:51:09 PM): I hope I'm getting paid for this.
Sasuke (7:51:14 PM): [ Chakra is like duct tape for the universe. It solves everything.
Kabuto (7:51:24 PM): (Yaaay)
Tenten (7:51:26 PM): [Lol, damn straight!]
Hinata (7:51:31 PM): [XD This is true.]
Hinata (7:51:24 PM): *shakily gets up and moves to the area in the front where some flight attendants sit quickly before it goes whack again*
Tenten (7:51:54 PM): And if I am I better get paid extra
Kabuto (7:52:17 PM): *smiles* I'm not in charge of your pay.
Naruto (7:52:20 PM): -Stands back up, now that things seem a little less... FATAL. Stalks toward the cockpit - a MAN ON A MISSION. Bangs on the door.-
Kabuto (7:52:23 PM): Now go and reassure them.
Tenten (7:52:39 PM): -was standing in the doorway to the cockpit...-
Neji (7:52:49 PM): *ded*
Naruto (7:52:49 PM): -Bangs on Tenten by accident...? <<-
Tenten (7:52:56 PM): Ack!
Kabuto (7:53:01 PM): *glances over his shoulder* Oh dear.
Tenten (7:53:01 PM): o_x
Kabuto (7:53:09 PM): *swerves suddenly and sharply upwards*
Tenten (7:53:12 PM): ;_x
Hinata (7:53:19 PM): *searches through the stuff and flyyys backwards*
Kiba (7:53:24 PM): O_O
Tenten (7:53:42 PM): -is glad she hadn't moved from the doorway yet and clings on for dear life-
Naruto (7:53:51 PM): YOU LISTEN HERE YOU STUPID--... Aneki...? o__o; Oops - I-- WAAGH. -Flails, toddling backwards toward the butt of the plane.-
Kabuto (7:54:11 PM): *stabilises again* Oops.
Neji (7:54:11 PM): *already ded*
Tenten (7:54:19 PM): What was that?
Hinata (7:54:32 PM): *flops somewhere on the hallway when she grabs onto a chair to stop herself*
Hinata (7:54:37 PM): *and then gets tripped over by Naruto*
Sasuke (7:54:43 PM): . . . Where are we going?
Kabuto (7:54:44 PM): I'm pretty sure they need some reassuring, you know.
Hinata (7:54:47 PM): *thinks the pilot is out to kill us*
Tenten (7:54:48 PM): 'Oops?' A pilot shouldn't say oops.
Kabuto (7:54:56 PM): Can you fly a plane?
Tenten (7:55:04 PM): ...Maybe.
Kabuto (7:55:09 PM): Are you the pilot?
Hinata (7:55:23 PM): --*from the ground* We dont know, Sasuke-kun.
Tenten (7:55:34 PM): ...Unfortunately no.
Naruto (7:55:41 PM): -Smacks into the bathroom door, vision gone hazy with the force.- Fuckthis. -Falls onto his ass and sits there, arms crossed.- >I
Kabuto (7:55:45 PM): Then get out of the cockpit.
Kabuto (7:55:46 PM): Kthnx.
Hinata (7:55:54 PM): *clings to a chair from the ground and doesnt move, and doesnt plan on it*
Tenten (7:55:58 PM): Not until you tell me where we're going first
Hinata (7:56:03 PM): *has been thrown around enough*
Neji (7:56:09 PM): *is planning to castrate the pilot*
Kabuto (7:56:46 PM): :)
Kabuto (7:56:58 PM): How would you like ... to try to guess?
Tenten (7:57:04 PM): ...
Kabuto (7:57:08 PM): :)
Tenten (7:57:15 PM): Could you give me a clue?
Kabuto (7:57:39 PM): Ooh ... no.
Tenten (7:58:03 PM): Why not?
Tenten (7:58:40 PM): ...You're taking us to Sound aren't you?
Kabuto (7:58:47 PM): Why on earth would I do that?
Kabuto (7:58:50 PM): None of you want to go to Sound.
Sasuke (7:58:53 PM): >_>
Tenten (7:59:03 PM): That never stopped you with your other victims
Kabuto (7:59:11 PM): Oh, victims is such a harsh word.
Tenten (7:59:31 PM): Then where?
Kabuto (7:59:38 PM): *taps nose cheerfully*
Tenten (7:59:55 PM): -sighs- Have you always been this difficult?
Sasuke (8:00:06 PM): *Calls up* Yes.
Kabuto (8:00:09 PM): Oh, yes.
Tenten (8:00:48 PM): -suddenly wonders- ...Do you even have a pilot's license?
Kabuto (8:01:04 PM): Yes.
Tenten (8:01:26 PM): -eyes him skeptically-
Sasuke (8:01:28 PM): *Wonders who he stole it off of.*
Kabuto (8:01:30 PM): *smiles*
Hinata (8:01:45 PM): *scoots to the back of the plane, clinging to the end seat, and looks back at Naruto* How are you, Naruto-kun?
Tenten (8:02:09 PM): From what flight school?
Kabuto (8:02:24 PM): Sound's :D
Tenten (8:02:53 PM): ...Of course. -_-'
Sasuke (8:03:01 PM): Sound doesn't have a flight school. >_>
Kabuto (8:03:04 PM): Now it does. :3
Tenten (8:03:06 PM): ...
Sasuke (8:03:18 PM): Making yourself a pilot's license doesn't count!
Kabuto (8:03:30 PM): Oh, poppycock.
Kabuto (8:03:34 PM): I know how to fly a plane.
Tenten (8:03:35 PM): o_o
Naruto (8:03:38 PM): -Not quite pouting ... but doing an awfully good job of frowning and looking utterly dissatisfied. Doesn't look at Hinata, eyes keeping to the front of the plane.- ... Trying to sleep with my eyes open. -Growl-grump.-
Kabuto (8:03:39 PM): Otherwise I wouldn't be able to do this.
Tenten (8:03:42 PM): -begs to differ-
Kabuto (8:03:46 PM): *BARREL ROLL*
Sasuke (8:03:51 PM): o__o
Tenten (8:03:57 PM): O.O!
Sasuke (8:04:00 PM): *Was expecting that...*
Kiba (8:04:04 PM): O_O
Hinata (8:04:08 PM): ...I dont think slee--KYAA. *cling, scream*
Naruto (8:04:36 PM): -Reaches up and SNATCHES the bathroom door, holding onto the handle and whacking against the adjacent wall. ;_;- AAAHHHHWHATTHEHELLISTHIS.
Tenten (8:04:41 PM): CAN WE REFRAIN FROM THINGS LIKE THAT?!?!?!
Kabuto (8:04:48 PM): :)
Tenten (8:05:22 PM): @_@
Hinata (8:05:24 PM): *likes this seat--it doesnt move and helps her stay in one spot* @__@
Kiba (8:06:12 PM): *MIGHT be panicking a bit now* O______O
Kabuto (8:06:15 PM): *wheee*
Tenten (8:06:15 PM): -pulls at her skirt that had slipped up a little during the nice barrel roll-
Neji (8:06:35 PM): STOP IT!
Tenten (8:06:37 PM): -...and clings for dear life to the door frame-
Neji (8:06:45 PM): WHEN WE GET OFF THIS PLANE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Neji (8:06:49 PM): I'LL KEEL YOU DED!!!
Hinata (8:07:02 PM): ....everyone, please put on a seatbelt and remain from making him want to flip us more.
Neji (8:07:03 PM): *Going into hysterics*
Hinata (8:07:08 PM): *calls meekly from the back of the plane*
Kiba (8:07:16 PM): *twitch*
Sasuke (8:07:18 PM): *Would be sure Kabuto was trying to kill them if he wouldn't end up dying to.* How long until we get where you're taking us?
Kabuto (8:07:44 PM): Well, the turbulence has caused some delays ...
Sasuke (8:07:58 PM): How long? >_>
Tenten (8:08:02 PM): -snerks and rolls her eyes- Turbulence. Right.
Kabuto (8:08:14 PM): We'll see :-)
Naruto (8:08:26 PM): -Crawls hurriedly toward a row and plasters himself to the window.- ... There's... lots of ... blue... -...Blanches.-
Sasuke (8:08:31 PM): Do you even know where you're going?
Kabuto (8:08:36 PM): Of course.
Tenten (8:08:45 PM): -Thinks they're doomed-
Hinata (8:08:50 PM): *ALSO*
Tenten (8:08:53 PM): -so very doomed- >_>
Hinata (8:08:57 PM): *YUP*
Kiba (8:09:09 PM): *clings to the seat in front of him*
Neji (8:09:14 PM): *Wonders if wills written in blood will still be valid*
Hinata (8:09:22 PM): --Naruto-kun, I suggest a seatbelt, and deathgrip on anything closeby.
Sasuke (8:09:31 PM): *Death grip on the armrests*
Hinata (8:09:34 PM): *trying to be helpful!*
Kabuto (8:09:40 PM): *wobble*
Naruto (8:09:47 PM): -Hands on hips. Wanders into the middle of the row and lifts a placating hand toward Hinata.- Does anyone else know how to fly a plane before I throw Kabu-face out of a window?
Hinata (8:09:48 PM): *squeaks, freaked out*
Tenten (8:10:32 PM): o_o
Kabuto (8:10:33 PM): I heard that!
Naruto (8:11:02 PM): I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
Hinata (8:11:11 PM): *holds tighter!*
Hinata (8:11:15 PM): *expects the worst*
Naruto (8:11:22 PM): Did you go to Oto Flying School, Sasuke? >>
Naruto (8:11:32 PM): -Oblivious and a little stupid, yeah.-
Kabuto (8:11:37 PM): *laughs*
Sasuke (8:11:55 PM): >_> No. There is no flight school in Oto.
Kabuto (8:12:06 PM): Oh, as though we'd show it to you, Sasuke-kun. >_>'
Naruto (8:12:34 PM): ... So you're telling me there was one and you didn't go to it?
Sasuke (8:12:56 PM): As though anyone in Oto would need to learn to fly something like this. Ninja don't use planes.
Naruto (8:12:56 PM): You suck.
Kabuto (8:12:56 PM): A ninja should be prepared for every eventuality.
Sasuke (8:12:56 PM): There--! You--! *GLARES at him.* >_>
Tenten (8:12:57 PM): -Is too afraid to attempt to go to her seat as Kabuto is proned to doing spontaneous aerobatics-
Kabuto (8:13:32 PM): :)
Hinata (8:13:51 PM): *very happy to have her seats to cling to but crawls further up on the plane, towards the middle because the end doesnt seem so safe*
Tenten (8:14:22 PM): No more barrel rolls please.
Hinata (8:14:25 PM): *not to say anything here is safe*
Kabuto (8:14:28 PM): As you say :)
Sasuke (8:14:48 PM): *Twitching.* Oto doesn't even have an airport. Neither does Konoha, or any of the other major ninja villages. *Crosses arms and glares at a wall.* >_>
Tenten (8:15:02 PM): -Doesn't quite trust him- >_>
Naruto (8:15:08 PM): ALRIGHT WHATEVER. So no one knows how to fly. -SIGHS. Rolls up sleeves, confident and IN. CONTROL.- I'll just have to learn, then. Can't be too difficult. -Moves back toward the 'pit.-
Kabuto (8:15:13 PM): *gives her his best trustworthy smile*
Sasuke (8:15:30 PM): *Well, if we weren't dead before...*
Kiba (8:15:38 PM): ...
Hinata (8:15:41 PM): ...
Sasuke (8:15:45 PM): Naruto, you are not going to fly the plane. >_>
Tenten (8:15:55 PM): -Takes a step towards her seat, keeping one hand on the door frame-
Kiba (8:15:59 PM): If people tell him not to then he WILL.
Sasuke (8:16:09 PM): >_>
Hinata (8:16:18 PM): *almost trusts Kabuto more, since he at least knows what he's doing, despite the urge to flip them at random*
Naruto (8:16:20 PM): Shuddup, Bastard. I don't see anyone else volunteering. >| -...Takes Tenten's hand and helps her to a seat.- Careful, aneki~
Kabuto (8:16:36 PM): *whistles*
Tenten (8:16:38 PM): -Looks back at Kabuto-
Kabuto (8:16:53 PM): Hmmm.
Kabuto (8:17:08 PM): *gets up and locks the cockpit door*
Tenten (8:17:08 PM): Um...I still have a...job to do...?
Sasuke (8:17:08 PM): Naruto, you can't learn to land unless you see it done first and Kabuto clearly isn't going to anytime soon.
Naruto (8:17:19 PM): I-- ....
Naruto (8:17:20 PM): ....................
Naruto (8:17:28 PM): -Flat.-
Sasuke (8:17:37 PM): = =
Tenten (8:17:48 PM): ...Oh crud.
Kabuto (8:18:00 PM): *over speakers* Would all passengers please return to their seats ...
Kabuto (8:18:07 PM): :)
Sasuke (8:18:09 PM): . . . We should probably kick the cockpit door in, though.
Tenten (8:18:13 PM): Oh shit.
Kabuto (8:18:42 PM): *hums*
Naruto (8:18:47 PM): >_> I'll do you one better. -Slams a punch through the thin panel of glass and reaches around for the lock on the other side.-
Kabuto (8:18:59 PM): *raises eyebrow*
Kabuto (8:19:05 PM): *grabs Naruto's wrist*
Tenten (8:19:06 PM): -stands and watches in the isle-
Hinata (8:19:16 PM): Sit, Tenten.
Hinata (8:19:19 PM): Please?
Tenten (8:19:28 PM): In...a minute.
Naruto (8:19:28 PM): Shit-- -Makes an attempt at tugging his arm back.- o___o;
Hinata (8:19:31 PM): Its either a job or your life. *WORRY*
Sasuke (8:19:34 PM): Remember that we need him to land, Naruto. >_> *Worried he's going to do something stupid.*
Tenten (8:20:18 PM): -Stands ready to...stop him from killing their only hope of landing safely-
Kabuto (8:20:19 PM): Your broody friend is right, Naruto-kun. *presses his wrist into the broken glass and then lets go*
Sasuke (8:20:53 PM): *Is always right!*
Kabuto (8:20:56 PM): Sometimes you have to take chances :-)
Naruto (8:21:47 PM): -Cringes at the jagged slice of glass before ripping back once freed.- You guys -- I can't believe you don't trust me! When have I ever let you down? -Lifts the wrist and sucks the blood off. ... licklick.-
Tenten (8:22:12 PM): Otouto... -worried-
Sasuke (8:22:26 PM): . . . *Watches.*
Kabuto (8:22:30 PM): *smiles*
Hinata (8:22:33 PM): ...
Tenten (8:22:55 PM): Are you ok?
Kiba (8:23:41 PM): *DISTINCTLY UNNERVED*
Kiba (8:24:01 PM): *clings to Akamaru, who won't stop howling and was totally here all the time stfu*
Hinata (8:24:26 PM): [You try doing things on this plane! Youre likely to get it bit off when the plane spins!]
Tenten (8:24:39 PM): -Takes Naruto's hand and checks for shards of glass that may have been embedded inside-
Naruto (8:25:13 PM): -Groo~oowls, low and under his breath.- Fine. Stupid fuggin' four-eyed medicine boy thinks he's got one over me, now. -Kicks the cockpit door for good measure.- He'll get what he deserves.
Naruto (8:25:24 PM): -Lets her, frowning in that grumpy sort of way.-
Kabuto (8:25:29 PM): *smirks*
Naruto (8:25:59 PM): -Flicks a shard off the tip of his tongue.-
Sasuke (8:26:15 PM): . . . *Thinks that is so sexy*
Tenten (8:26:49 PM): -Takes out the cloth she was using to tie back her hair and wraps it around his wrist for now- That should hold until you heal yourself.
Kiba (8:27:03 PM): *whimper* THIS PLANE ISN'T FUN ANY MORE
Sasuke (8:27:21 PM): . . . It was fun before?
Kiba (8:27:27 PM): ...
Hinata (8:27:28 PM): *was thinking that!*
Kiba (8:27:29 PM): WELL
Kiba (8:27:32 PM): ...
Sasuke (8:27:33 PM): *Was totally unnerved from the start.*
Kiba (8:27:38 PM): KINDA YEAH.
Sasuke (8:27:44 PM): *shrugs*
Tenten (8:27:46 PM): Otouto, could you please take a seat before the captain decides to do something else?
Hinata (8:28:34 PM): ...guys, what happened to Neji-niisan? Can someone at least confirm that he's not foaming at the mouth...?
Naruto (8:28:45 PM): Gnn'thanks. Yeah, sure. ]: -Pulls the hand toward himself and rubs at the wound, lightly. Toddles past her and situates near Kiba. Almost regrets it.- ... -Does, actually. Kicks feet up onto the chair before himself.-
Hinata (8:28:45 PM): *not geting up!*
Kiba (8:28:47 PM): *rolls eyes* Rabies.
Tenten (8:29:11 PM): -sighs- -_-'
Tenten (8:29:33 PM): Would anyone like a drink to get past this...'discomfort'? I know I would.
Hinata (8:30:30 PM): *raises a hand warily before going back to her grip on the seat from the floor*
Sasuke (8:30:44 PM): *Would probably lose it anyway. Has a sensitive tummy. :[ Gives a shake of his head.*
Naruto (8:31:07 PM): -Thuds a fist into Kiba's chest, in that manly sort of ... >_> Affectionate way.- Stop freaking out. It makes me wanna freak out. -Already freaked out. Ignores that fact.-
Kiba (8:31:34 PM): What?
Kiba (8:31:37 PM): OW.
Kiba (8:31:40 PM): >_>
Naruto (8:31:43 PM): . . .
Tenten (8:31:56 PM): -Would smile reassuringly like a flight attendant should but...just can't seem to muster it up-
Kiba (8:31:57 PM): I'm not freaking out!
Naruto (8:32:00 PM): *__* Am I really that strong? -FIST.- YES. Yes, I am.
Kiba (8:32:04 PM): ...
Kabuto (8:32:11 PM): *is smiling, but not at all reassuringly*
Naruto (8:32:43 PM): And yes, yes you are. You sound like someone just stepped on your damn tail. -Lip twist.-
Hinata (8:32:50 PM): *not even bothering to be a good F.A. anymore*
Kiba (8:33:19 PM): ¬_¬
Tenten (8:33:26 PM): -Walks carefully down the isle to give Hinata her alcohol, knowing that she doesn't care what kind it is as long as she gets some-
Hinata (8:34:38 PM): --*takes it; was expecting water and kind of blinks* *in Hinataworld, drink = water* *not complaining, either way*
Hinata (8:34:41 PM): Thank you, Tenten.
Tenten (8:35:14 PM): -manages a shaky smile- No problem, Hinata.
Kiba (8:35:24 PM): Akamaru: *whine*
Kiba (8:35:00 PM): (Tut. Hinata should know that in Tentenworld, drink = alcohol.)
Hinata (8:35:32 PM): [She should, but she's currently in Hinataworld]
Hinata (8:35:36 PM): [And not moving. <3]
Kiba (8:35:42 PM): (<3)
Sasuke (8:35:57 PM): *Just... sits there. Stoically*
Kiba (8:36:02 PM): *considers slipping onto the floor to sit next to Akamaru and hug onto him*
Kiba (8:36:13 PM): ... *ends considering. does it*
Kiba (8:36:18 PM): *whine*
Kiba (8:36:20 PM): Akamaru: *whine*
Naruto (8:37:52 PM): -Watches.- .... -...Lip wibble.- ....
Tenten (8:37:57 PM): -sighs- ...We will now start serving the inflight meal...I guess.
Tenten (8:38:11 PM): That is if the captain refrains from any more barrel rolls.
Hinata (8:38:27 PM): ...
Kiba (8:38:41 PM): *doesn't appear to have heard Tenten; is having a quiet little scared doggy conversation with his doggy*
Naruto (8:38:48 PM): -Wibbling, wet, bigblueyes lift to Sasuke.- . . . -...Wibblewobble.-
Tenten (8:39:05 PM): -Really does need to organize her priorities better-
Kabuto (8:39:46 PM): *hum*
Kabuto (8:40:01 PM): *is done tormenting for the while; has to actually fly the plane too*
Tenten (8:41:24 PM): According to the pamplet found in the seat pocket in front of you our choice of meals include a chicken dinner, a delicious ham and cheese sandwich, as well as...
Tenten (8:41:51 PM): As well as what appears to be a fish fillet meal.
Kiba (8:42:00 PM): *sniffs*
Sasuke (8:42:20 PM): . . . What? = =
Tenten (8:42:25 PM): But before that I'll come around to hand you your complimentary cookie.
Hinata (8:42:31 PM): ...
Hinata (8:42:36 PM): *cookies make it better, right?*
Naruto (8:44:14 PM): -...Motions and pointpoints at Kiba and his cuddling puppy and and mouths something spastic and coo-like and -- ... incomprehensive. Point. Pointpoint.-
Tenten (8:44:18 PM): You will have a choice of beverages to choose from, all of which can be found in your pamplet-straightens out her skirt and walks to the front where the carts are-
Sasuke (8:45:28 PM): *Gets it. Stares.* = = *. . . Finally sighs, almost exasperated.* Fine, but I'm not moving.
Tenten (8:46:30 PM): -Finds the right cart and starts pushing it down the isle to pass out the cookies- Beverages anyone?
Kiba (8:46:38 PM): *whimper*
Kiba (8:46:42 PM): Akamaru: *barks*
Hinata (8:46:47 PM): *is in the middle of the plane, in the isle, and NOT moving*
Tenten (8:47:12 PM): -had thought she was in a seat-
Tenten (8:47:20 PM): -somewhere in the back-
Naruto (8:47:46 PM): O-shiruko, Tenten~ :D -Sing-songs while skipping by the cart, thumping into the seat next to Sasuke. Proceeds to ensnare him in a very warm embrace, nuzzling at his throat.-
Sasuke (8:48:14 PM): [ Is this a big plane with two aisles and seats in the middle or a smaller plane with only one aisle? ]
Hinata (8:48:25 PM): [I was thinking the latter.]
Kiba (8:48:37 PM): (Aye, me too.)
Tenten (8:48:40 PM): [I was thinking one isle because there aren't that many of us]
Sasuke (8:49:14 PM): [ *Always assumes it's the bigger kind, might have issues with size though, all right kthx* :D ]
Naruto (8:49:36 PM): [ D: It's more fun if there's two aisles. ]
Naruto (8:49:44 PM): [ Lots of room to sme--romp around. ]
Sasuke (8:50:05 PM): [ >> ]
Kiba (8:50:36 PM): *has reached the point of regression at which he doesn't really care about anything as long as he's still got Akamaru*
Tenten (8:52:26 PM): -hands Neji a complimentary cookie with a smile-
Kiba (8:52:33 PM): *is currently only communicating in dog*
Tenten (8:52:43 PM): Would you like something to drink?
Sasuke (8:53:02 PM): *Thinks Neji died-- oh nevermind*
Hinata (8:53:56 PM): *still surprised he's not foaming at the mouth*
Tenten (8:54:02 PM): -Gives Neji tea anyways and pushes the cart past him-
(8:53:56 PM) Sasuke has left the room.
(8:56:39 PM) Sasuke has entered the room.
Tenten (8:57:54 PM): -Stops next to Sasuke and Naruto, handing each two complimentary cookies- Beverage?
Naruto (8:58:05 PM): << O-shiruko?
Tenten (8:59:09 PM): -Looks to see if they have it...and oh! They do.- ^-^
Tenten (8:59:35 PM): -Hands Naruto a cup of O-shiruko-
Tenten (8:59:40 PM): And you Sasuke?
Sasuke (8:59:54 PM): >> I'm good.
Naruto (8:59:56 PM): *___* -...attempts to unwind from Sasuke to -- to -- ... ugh, there. Takes it. Re-winds.-
Tenten (9:00:57 PM): -Pushes the cart furter down the isle and stops next to Kiba cowering on the floor-
Tenten (9:01:05 PM): ...Cookie Kiba?
Neji (9:01:27 PM): You know....
Kiba (9:01:30 PM): *looks up*
Neji (9:01:37 PM): With all of these barrel rolls and all...
Tenten (9:01:37 PM): -offers a smile-
Kiba (9:01:42 PM): *whine*
Neji (9:01:51 PM): Doesn't that mean we'll run out of fuel faster?
Hinata (9:02:09 PM): ....
Tenten (9:02:10 PM): -Waves cookies- And one for Akamaru too of course.
Sasuke (9:02:11 PM): . . .
Kiba (9:02:15 PM): ...
Kiba (9:02:18 PM): *whimper*
Hinata (9:02:23 PM): *squeak*
Kiba (9:02:33 PM): *chews cookie fearfully*
Naruto (9:02:36 PM): .... -Cuddle.-
Tenten (9:02:41 PM): -Thinks she should have duct taped Neji's mouth shut-
Kiba (9:02:44 PM): Akamaru: *takes waved cookie in his mouth*
Sasuke (9:02:52 PM): I'm sure Kabuto has it all calculated out. >_> *Figures it's his ass too.*
Hinata (9:03:02 PM): I hope so...
Tenten (9:03:07 PM): Would you like a beverage Kiba?
Neji (9:03:10 PM): Why would he need to?
Neji (9:03:16 PM): I mean he poofed onto the friggin plane.
Neji (9:03:25 PM): He can probably poof out before we all die.
Naruto (9:03:34 PM): ......
Tenten (9:03:42 PM): ...Neji, don't make me knock you out.
Naruto (9:03:42 PM): Neji. Shut up. You're ruining my ... MY VIBE.
Neji (9:03:59 PM): *Doesn't know the meaning of "thinking postively"*
Sasuke (9:04:12 PM): *Is confident in his ass-kissing abilities. Kabuto wouldn't let Orochimaru's intended vessel die. ... Hopefully.* >_>
Kiba (9:04:14 PM): *clings to Akamaru*
Neji (9:04:24 PM): You ran away.
Naruto (9:04:29 PM): My libido's kicking in. If you do anything to hamper it... >| It's your ass.
Kabuto (9:04:31 PM): *has it plenty calculated out*
Neji (9:04:35 PM): For all we know Orochimaru probably already found a replacement
Tenten (9:04:43 PM): ...
Tenten (9:04:45 PM): Neji.
Sasuke (9:04:45 PM): *Rolls eyes and-- Turns and frowns at Naruto.*
Tenten (9:04:48 PM): Dearest.
Neji (9:05:00 PM): Neh?
Kabuto (9:05:06 PM): *over speakers* There'll be remains. There's always cloning, Sasuke-kun.
Tenten (9:05:15 PM): -Fake smiling like a flight attendant can- Shut up.
Neji (9:05:19 PM): See?
Sasuke (9:05:19 PM): *twitches* Thank you, Kabuto.
Neji (9:05:20 PM): I win.
Neji (9:05:35 PM): What?
Sasuke (9:05:35 PM): *Rolls eyes* Sure, Neji.
Neji (9:05:39 PM): I'm only being realistic.
Tenten (9:05:49 PM): Just...shut it.
Neji (9:05:50 PM): So what we have to do is....
Tenten (9:05:52 PM): Shut it now!
Neji (9:05:57 PM): *waves everyone in closer*
Sasuke (9:06:01 PM): . . . *Thinks Neji is being psychotic. Didn't realize he was so jittery.*
Naruto (9:06:05 PM): -Not moving.-
Sasuke (9:06:28 PM): *Isn't either. Rests head on Naruto -- because it's easier.*
Neji (9:06:29 PM): Fine.
Neji (9:06:32 PM): I'll say the plan out loud.
Neji (9:06:55 PM): I'm sure he wouldn't do something about it if he heard our only likely chance to survive. >_>
Tenten (9:06:58 PM): -sighs as she returns the cart to the front-
Naruto (9:07:46 PM): . . . -Still doesn't care very much anymore. Manages to ship the O-shiruko while nestling in closer over the seats.-
Neji (9:08:10 PM): *sighs*
Tenten (9:08:59 PM): -wishes she had worn stockings as her legs are getting cold-
Kabuto (9:10:16 PM): (Uuugh. Totally not tired yet but I'm gonna have to go to bed now if I want my mum not to come and be nerky on me)
(9:10:38 PM) Kiba has left the room.
Naruto (9:10:44 PM): [ Oh shit who's gonna -- ... ]
Tenten (9:10:46 PM): [And we have no pilot]
Sasuke (9:10:46 PM): [ Oh shit, there goes our pilot. ]
TO BE CONTINUED HERE
Type: Crack!RP log
Fandom: TLD!Naruto
Character(s): Hyuuga Hinata, Tenten, Yakushi Kabuto, Hyuuga Neji, Inuzuka Kiba, Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, Big Daddy; brief mention of Sabaku no Gaara
Warning(s): Lulz to the highest order, and it's hella long so don't read unless you have lots of time.
Disclaimer: I own only the part that I played in this.
Note: Log made August 27, 2006. One of the many reasons why I will always love the folks over at
theselostdreams. I miss you guys so much right now~ I'll go back and color code it later.Dedicated to:
theselostdreams; <3 means forever baby~(7:09:13 PM) You have just entered room "tldonaplane."
(7:09:14 PM) Kabuto has entered the room.
(7:10:20 PM) Kiba has entered the room.
Hinata (7:12:08 PM): ...
Kiba (7:12:17 PM): *blink*
Hinata (7:12:21 PM): *fiddles with plane peanuts*
Neji (7:12:50 PM): *is clutching for dear life to the seat*
Tenten (7:13:30 PM): -Is looking out the window-
Hinata (7:13:45 PM): *ignoring the fact that she's been shoved into a flight attendant's outfit*
Neji (7:13:48 PM): Ninjas...were not...meant to be this high up.
Hinata (7:13:51 PM): *or trying, at least*
Tenten (7:14:04 PM): -Is sitting next to Neji for support-
Kiba (7:14:24 PM): *is peering out of the window, rapt*
Tenten (7:14:29 PM): Explain Deidara and the birds he's always riding?
Neji (7:14:49 PM): Deidara is an exception to every friggin rule made >_<
Hinata (7:14:52 PM): ...so, where are we headed?
Kabuto (7:15:18 PM): *malevolent chuckle*
Kabuto (7:15:20 PM): *is not on plane*
Tenten (7:15:22 PM): -shrugs- I'll go talk to the captain about a flight plan.
Tenten (7:15:36 PM): -unbuckles seatbelt and walks to the cockpit-
Tenten (7:15:58 PM): -ignores the turbulence-
Neji (7:16:11 PM): TENTEN PUT YOUR SEATBELT BACK ON YOU COULD DIE!!!
Hinata (7:16:33 PM): ...*ignores that Tenten is in a similar outfit to hers*
Hinata (7:16:48 PM): *just.. not willing to accept she's been put into a skirt again*
Tenten (7:16:50 PM): -is already halfway to the cockpit when she stops at his comment- ...
Tenten (7:17:32 PM): -raises a brow at Neji- Do I need to get you a sedative?
Neji (7:17:43 PM): No...
Neji (7:17:47 PM): v_v
Tenten (7:18:06 PM): Uh...huh...
Kiba (7:18:09 PM): ... *looks at Neji* ô_o
Hinata (7:18:10 PM): ..would you like a bag of peanuts, Neji-niisan?
Neji (7:18:23 PM): Yes...*squeaks it out*
Tenten (7:18:37 PM): -continues to the cockpit and knocks on the door- Excuse me, captain?
Kiba (7:19:32 PM): *laughs*
Kiba (7:19:40 PM): Can I get some peanuts here? :D
Neji (7:20:06 PM): *still clutching for dear life*
Tenten (7:20:09 PM): -Pulls at her attendant's skirt and wonders why they have to be so short-
Kiba (7:20:13 PM): *vastly amused*
Tenten (7:20:19 PM): -knocks again- Captain?
Hinata (7:20:36 PM): *stands, and nods to Kiba, searching through the fight attendant's area for some peanuts*
Neji (7:20:59 PM): There has to be some way to make this thing land...
Tenten (7:21:01 PM): -Turns the knob and glances inside- I'm sorry to bother you bu...
Neji (7:21:05 PM): *ranting and raving to himself*
Neji (7:21:14 PM): There...there....
Neji (7:21:15 PM): BOMB
Neji (7:21:20 PM): BOMB THERE'S A BOMB!
Tenten (7:21:21 PM): -quietly to herself- ...oh shiet.
Kiba (7:21:24 PM): ... She's trailing off ominously.
Hinata (7:21:27 PM): Um.. here you go. *waves it in Neji's face*
Kiba (7:21:31 PM): *looks at Neji* What?
Neji (7:21:44 PM): THERE'S A BOMB ON THIS PLANE
Neji (7:21:52 PM): O<
Kiba (7:21:56 PM): STFU NEJI THERE IS NOT A BOMB
Hinata (7:21:57 PM): Neji-niisan, there is not a bomb on the plane.
Tenten (7:22:04 PM): -quickly closes the cockpit door- No, of course there's no bomb!
Hinata (7:22:06 PM): Now take your peanuts and calm down.
Hinata (7:22:13 PM): *holds them out*
Kiba (7:22:32 PM): Can I have some?
Neji (7:22:44 PM): *takes the peanuts and stuffs them in his mouth in hopes of calming himself*
Hinata (7:22:47 PM): Once Neji-niisan takes his, I've got some for you. *shakes a pack*
Hinata (7:22:56 PM): *aaaand, comes over and gives it to Kiba*
Tenten (7:23:15 PM): Now if you'll excuse me for a moment. -quicky opens the door again and scurries inside, slamming the door shut behind her-
Tenten (7:23:46 PM): -to herself- How the hell did we get put on a plane with no pilot?!?!?!?!
Kiba (7:24:06 PM): *monchmonch* Thankyou :3
Hinata (7:24:32 PM): Youre welcome.
Hinata (7:24:18 PM): [or even worse--with Kabuto as the pilot! D: ]
Hinata (7:24:19 PM): [<33]
Tenten (7:24:34 PM): [But he said he wasn't on the plane]
Kabuto (7:24:37 PM): (Hahah not bloody likely, I'm not going down with this plane.)
Hinata (7:24:43 PM): [XD]
Kabuto (7:24:43 PM): (On the other hand. It would be fun to watch.)
Hinata (7:24:47 PM): [...exactly]
Kabuto (7:24:51 PM): (*cockpit'd*)
Tenten (7:25:26 PM): [Does that mean we have a pilot now?]
Kabuto (7:25:39 PM): (Yep.)
Kabuto (7:25:43 PM): >)
Tenten (7:25:54 PM): ...-looks in shock as Kabuto magically appears-
Kabuto (7:26:02 PM): ... what. I'm a ninja.
Hinata (7:26:11 PM): ...*shifts and fixes her skirt*
Tenten (7:26:18 PM): ...We're thousands of feet in the air.
Hinata (7:26:20 PM): Um.. how are you faring, Neji-niisan?
Kabuto (7:26:27 PM): ... I'm a really good ninja.
Tenten (7:26:36 PM): ...Oh.
Kabuto (7:26:36 PM): >_>'
Tenten (7:26:50 PM): Well, one of our passengers had a question.
Neji (7:26:59 PM): *munching on his peanuts in a state of shock*
Neji (7:27:00 PM): o_o
Kabuto (7:27:09 PM): Oh?
Hinata (7:27:11 PM): ...*just.. pats his shoulder*
Kabuto (7:27:13 PM): *smiles* And what was that?
Tenten (7:27:27 PM): They were just wondering where our destination was.
Kabuto (7:27:38 PM): Ah.
Tenten (7:27:49 PM): -clasps her hands together behind her back-
Kabuto (7:28:01 PM): Well, go and tell them, then.
Tenten (7:28:13 PM): But...I don't know either.
Kabuto (7:28:21 PM): Oh, really?
Kabuto (7:28:24 PM): Some flight attendant you are.
Tenten (7:28:52 PM): Well excuse me but I was enlisted against my will
Kabuto (7:29:03 PM): And mine. I don't like the cut of your jib.
Tenten (7:29:20 PM): ...Right.
Kabuto (7:29:36 PM): Go on, go away.
Tenten (7:29:46 PM): Could you please tell me where we're going first?
Kabuto (7:29:53 PM): Make instructory gestures involving oxygen masks and give people peanuts or whatever it is you're employed to do.
Tenten (7:30:07 PM): -Frowns-
Kabuto (7:30:10 PM): :)
Hinata (7:30:32 PM): *sits down next to Neji and offers more peanuts*
Tenten (7:30:36 PM): If I'm not mistaken you're supposed to make an announcement of sorts as well?
Kabuto (7:30:52 PM): I already did.
Tenten (7:30:58 PM): No you didn't.
Kabuto (7:31:03 PM): Yes I did.
Kabuto (7:31:07 PM): Didn't you hear it?
Tenten (7:31:09 PM): About what?
Kabuto (7:31:15 PM): Oh dear.
(7:31:28 PM) Sasuke has entered the room.
Kabuto (7:31:31 PM): You're not a very good flight attendant, are you?
Tenten (7:31:52 PM): Or perhaps there's something wrong with the sound system on the plane?
Kabuto (7:32:04 PM): I shouldn't think so.
Kabuto (7:32:11 PM): I think you're hearing-impaired.
Tenten (7:32:24 PM): Plus you just appeared a few minutes ago. How could you have made an announcement?
Neji (7:32:25 PM): *still in complete shock* o_o
Hinata (7:32:35 PM): --*sees Sasuke appear on the plane* Ah! *stands back up, and fixes her flight attendant skirt thingers* Hello, Sasuke-kun.
Kabuto (7:32:54 PM): I was here before; I left and came back. How do you think this plane got off the ground?
Tenten (7:33:11 PM): The same way we magically appeared on it?
Sasuke (7:33:11 PM): *looks around* = = What is this?
Kabuto (7:33:20 PM): I'm a doctor, you know. Would you like me to have a look at your ears?
Hinata (7:33:22 PM): ...we're not sure, but its above the clouds.
Kiba (7:33:29 PM): It's cool :D
Tenten (7:33:32 PM): STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY EARS!
Kabuto (7:33:39 PM): My my. Temper.
Hinata (7:33:52 PM): ---and Tenten's yelling from the front of it *glances at the closed door worriedly*
Tenten (7:33:52 PM): -wonders if the cockpit is sound proof-
Sasuke (7:34:04 PM): *Eases toward a window and looks out, all sharingany. Not a genjutsu... damn.* Uh-huh. :/
Kabuto (7:34:09 PM): (It's obviously not sound-proof if Kabuto got in there. *hits cymbal*)
Hinata (7:34:17 PM): [XDDDD ]
Tenten (7:34:23 PM): [Lol]
Sasuke (7:34:27 PM): [ omg, the pun *dies* XD ]
Sasuke (7:34:32 PM): [ THE PUN ]
Tenten (7:34:44 PM): [-Ba dump bump-]
Neji (7:34:48 PM): [lawl XD]
Hinata (7:35:04 PM): ...would you like some peanuts?
Hinata (7:35:11 PM): *holds out a pack*
Tenten (7:35:12 PM): -sighs- -_-'
Sasuke (7:35:24 PM): No...
Kabuto (7:35:25 PM): Go on. Shoo.
Tenten (7:35:37 PM): -glares at the back of his head-
Kabuto (7:35:51 PM): *smiles irritatingly*
Neji (7:36:15 PM): *drools a bit*
Tenten (7:36:23 PM): Humph. -straightens out her skirt, so damn short as it is, and turns to leave-
Hinata (7:36:28 PM): Alright, then... *goes back to tend to Neji*
Hinata (7:36:40 PM): ...Neji-niisan. *taps his cheek lightly*
Tenten (7:37:08 PM): -still ignoring the turbulence- Do you at least have the seatbelt sign on?
(7:37:14 PM) Kiba has left the room.
(7:37:21 PM) Kabuto has left the room.
(7:38:10 PM) Naruto has entered the room.
Neji (7:37:57 PM): *squeaks*
Hinata (7:38:13 PM): Neji-niisan, snap out of it.
Tenten (7:39:00 PM): -Turns when she doesn't hear a reply- Kab...oh shiet.
Hinata (7:39:57 PM): ...Neji-niisan. *taps his cheek again*
Neji (7:40:05 PM): *eyes widen in fear*
Hinata (7:40:13 PM): Its Hinata, Neji-niisan.
Neji (7:40:16 PM): NOW THERE'S A FOX ON THE PLANE!
Neji (7:40:37 PM): THERES A MOTHER FRIGGIN FOX ON THIS MOTHER FRIGGIN PLANE!!!
Naruto (7:40:44 PM): .......
Hinata (7:40:50 PM): *flails backwards when he screams*
Hinata (7:40:53 PM): o_o
Naruto (7:40:54 PM): -Lifts a hand and makes a scratchy motion.- Rawr?
Hinata (7:41:43 PM): ...Um, Naruto-kun, please don't do anything to startle him further. o_o *ow, heart--it hurts with the pounding!*
(7:41:56 PM) Kabuto has entered the room.
Naruto (7:42:01 PM): -Blinks, dully.- I'm scary?
Tenten (7:42:20 PM): -sighs in relief- Nice of you to come back.
Neji (7:42:26 PM): *eying Naruto wildly like he's expecting him to attack the plane any second now*
(7:42:38 PM) Kiba has entered the room.
Kiba (7:42:44 PM): Hey what'd I miss?
Kiba (7:42:45 PM): *dozed off*
Kabuto (7:43:12 PM): *hums*
Hinata (7:43:14 PM): He's a bit.. ano, jittery right now, Naruto-kun.
Tenten (7:43:32 PM): What's with the turbulence?
Kabuto (7:44:05 PM): *wiggles the controls*
Tenten (7:44:15 PM): ...
Sasuke (7:44:19 PM): [ ... Is Kabuto our pilot? ]
Kabuto (7:44:23 PM): (Yeep.)
Tenten (7:44:26 PM): [...Yes.]
Naruto (7:44:27 PM): !SDFHDSF@@#!! -Tumbles to the side and falls into a seat.- WHAT THE HELL.
Sasuke (7:44:29 PM): *oh fuck*
Kiba (7:44:47 PM): WHOAH.
Tenten (7:44:51 PM): -was trying to hide that fact-
Hinata (7:44:56 PM): *falls over, into the hallway*
Kiba (7:45:02 PM): *sits tighter* o_o
Kiba (7:45:08 PM): *considers putting on seatbelt*
Tenten (7:45:20 PM): ...You are but a cruel pilot.
Sasuke (7:45:44 PM): *Grabs a seat to keep from falling/flying/whatevering around* O__O
Kabuto (7:45:59 PM): *almost cheerfully over speakers* We are currently experiencing turbulence; please remain seated and ensure your seatbelts are done up ...
Neji (7:46:17 PM): *screams like crazy*
Tenten (7:46:19 PM): You know you could've just turned on the sign.
Kabuto (7:46:29 PM): I like to talk to them. :3
Tenten (7:46:37 PM): ...Right.
Hinata (7:46:40 PM): ...*scrambles into a seat, across from Kiba*
Sasuke (7:46:41 PM): *KNOWS that voice.* >_>
Kiba (7:46:53 PM): o___o
Hinata (7:46:59 PM): *SEATBELT. Why isn't there a seatbelt?!*
Tenten (7:47:00 PM): -holds on to the door frame to keep her balance-
Naruto (7:47:03 PM): -Eyebrow tics. Drags up from being sprawled with a groan, throwing himself into the seat more fully. PANTS.- . . . Ah--I... What--... @___@
Neji (7:47:07 PM): GET ME OFF GET ME OFF GET ME OFF
Kabuto (7:47:10 PM): Again, we would like to remind you to do up your seatbelts ... *SWERRRVE*
Tenten (7:47:41 PM): -clutches at the door frame-
Hinata (7:47:47 PM): *grabs onto the seat's arms* T-there is no seat belt!
Kiba (7:47:59 PM): *face smacks sideways into the window* AUGH.
Kabuto (7:48:21 PM): *glances over controls and wonders if he can get this thing to do a barrel roll*
Neji (7:48:24 PM): Make it stop...;_;
Neji (7:48:31 PM): *clinging to his seatbelt*
Tenten (7:48:36 PM): What kind of pilot are you?
Sasuke (7:48:41 PM): *Begrudgingly gets into a seat and seatbelts.* >_>
Kabuto (7:48:44 PM): The only one you've got :-)
Tenten (7:48:50 PM): -_-'
Hinata (7:48:57 PM): --who else doesnt have a seat belt? *looks to the seats around her and finds none*
Naruto (7:49:01 PM): -Refuses to put a seatbelt on.- >\
Kabuto (7:49:02 PM): Now, I'm sure the passengers could do with some reassuring ...
Tenten (7:49:25 PM): You're refering to me aren't you?
Hinata (7:49:25 PM): *chose a bad seat, but doesnt want to get up!*
Kiba (7:49:29 PM): *hasn't put his seatbelt on*
Kabuto (7:49:33 PM): Yep.
Kabuto (7:49:38 PM): Shoo.
Naruto (7:49:43 PM): So who let the psycho-doc on, anyway? -Instantly eyes Neji.-
Sasuke (7:49:44 PM): *Plans on kicking Kabuto's ass for this...*
Tenten (7:49:45 PM): And you expect me to walk how with your flying?
Kabuto (7:50:06 PM): I don't know what you mean.
Tenten (7:50:19 PM): -Raises a brow at him-
Tenten (7:50:41 PM): -Is glad she has the use of chakra strings-
Kabuto (7:51:02 PM): *eases the plane back into .. non-turbulent steadiness*
Tenten (7:51:09 PM): I hope I'm getting paid for this.
Sasuke (7:51:14 PM): [ Chakra is like duct tape for the universe. It solves everything.
Kabuto (7:51:24 PM): (Yaaay)
Tenten (7:51:26 PM): [Lol, damn straight!]
Hinata (7:51:31 PM): [XD This is true.]
Hinata (7:51:24 PM): *shakily gets up and moves to the area in the front where some flight attendants sit quickly before it goes whack again*
Tenten (7:51:54 PM): And if I am I better get paid extra
Kabuto (7:52:17 PM): *smiles* I'm not in charge of your pay.
Naruto (7:52:20 PM): -Stands back up, now that things seem a little less... FATAL. Stalks toward the cockpit - a MAN ON A MISSION. Bangs on the door.-
Kabuto (7:52:23 PM): Now go and reassure them.
Tenten (7:52:39 PM): -was standing in the doorway to the cockpit...-
Neji (7:52:49 PM): *ded*
Naruto (7:52:49 PM): -Bangs on Tenten by accident...? <<-
Tenten (7:52:56 PM): Ack!
Kabuto (7:53:01 PM): *glances over his shoulder* Oh dear.
Tenten (7:53:01 PM): o_x
Kabuto (7:53:09 PM): *swerves suddenly and sharply upwards*
Tenten (7:53:12 PM): ;_x
Hinata (7:53:19 PM): *searches through the stuff and flyyys backwards*
Kiba (7:53:24 PM): O_O
Tenten (7:53:42 PM): -is glad she hadn't moved from the doorway yet and clings on for dear life-
Naruto (7:53:51 PM): YOU LISTEN HERE YOU STUPID--... Aneki...? o__o; Oops - I-- WAAGH. -Flails, toddling backwards toward the butt of the plane.-
Kabuto (7:54:11 PM): *stabilises again* Oops.
Neji (7:54:11 PM): *already ded*
Tenten (7:54:19 PM): What was that?
Hinata (7:54:32 PM): *flops somewhere on the hallway when she grabs onto a chair to stop herself*
Hinata (7:54:37 PM): *and then gets tripped over by Naruto*
Sasuke (7:54:43 PM): . . . Where are we going?
Kabuto (7:54:44 PM): I'm pretty sure they need some reassuring, you know.
Hinata (7:54:47 PM): *thinks the pilot is out to kill us*
Tenten (7:54:48 PM): 'Oops?' A pilot shouldn't say oops.
Kabuto (7:54:56 PM): Can you fly a plane?
Tenten (7:55:04 PM): ...Maybe.
Kabuto (7:55:09 PM): Are you the pilot?
Hinata (7:55:23 PM): --*from the ground* We dont know, Sasuke-kun.
Tenten (7:55:34 PM): ...Unfortunately no.
Naruto (7:55:41 PM): -Smacks into the bathroom door, vision gone hazy with the force.- Fuckthis. -Falls onto his ass and sits there, arms crossed.- >I
Kabuto (7:55:45 PM): Then get out of the cockpit.
Kabuto (7:55:46 PM): Kthnx.
Hinata (7:55:54 PM): *clings to a chair from the ground and doesnt move, and doesnt plan on it*
Tenten (7:55:58 PM): Not until you tell me where we're going first
Hinata (7:56:03 PM): *has been thrown around enough*
Neji (7:56:09 PM): *is planning to castrate the pilot*
Kabuto (7:56:46 PM): :)
Kabuto (7:56:58 PM): How would you like ... to try to guess?
Tenten (7:57:04 PM): ...
Kabuto (7:57:08 PM): :)
Tenten (7:57:15 PM): Could you give me a clue?
Kabuto (7:57:39 PM): Ooh ... no.
Tenten (7:58:03 PM): Why not?
Tenten (7:58:40 PM): ...You're taking us to Sound aren't you?
Kabuto (7:58:47 PM): Why on earth would I do that?
Kabuto (7:58:50 PM): None of you want to go to Sound.
Sasuke (7:58:53 PM): >_>
Tenten (7:59:03 PM): That never stopped you with your other victims
Kabuto (7:59:11 PM): Oh, victims is such a harsh word.
Tenten (7:59:31 PM): Then where?
Kabuto (7:59:38 PM): *taps nose cheerfully*
Tenten (7:59:55 PM): -sighs- Have you always been this difficult?
Sasuke (8:00:06 PM): *Calls up* Yes.
Kabuto (8:00:09 PM): Oh, yes.
Tenten (8:00:48 PM): -suddenly wonders- ...Do you even have a pilot's license?
Kabuto (8:01:04 PM): Yes.
Tenten (8:01:26 PM): -eyes him skeptically-
Sasuke (8:01:28 PM): *Wonders who he stole it off of.*
Kabuto (8:01:30 PM): *smiles*
Hinata (8:01:45 PM): *scoots to the back of the plane, clinging to the end seat, and looks back at Naruto* How are you, Naruto-kun?
Tenten (8:02:09 PM): From what flight school?
Kabuto (8:02:24 PM): Sound's :D
Tenten (8:02:53 PM): ...Of course. -_-'
Sasuke (8:03:01 PM): Sound doesn't have a flight school. >_>
Kabuto (8:03:04 PM): Now it does. :3
Tenten (8:03:06 PM): ...
Sasuke (8:03:18 PM): Making yourself a pilot's license doesn't count!
Kabuto (8:03:30 PM): Oh, poppycock.
Kabuto (8:03:34 PM): I know how to fly a plane.
Tenten (8:03:35 PM): o_o
Naruto (8:03:38 PM): -Not quite pouting ... but doing an awfully good job of frowning and looking utterly dissatisfied. Doesn't look at Hinata, eyes keeping to the front of the plane.- ... Trying to sleep with my eyes open. -Growl-grump.-
Kabuto (8:03:39 PM): Otherwise I wouldn't be able to do this.
Tenten (8:03:42 PM): -begs to differ-
Kabuto (8:03:46 PM): *BARREL ROLL*
Sasuke (8:03:51 PM): o__o
Tenten (8:03:57 PM): O.O!
Sasuke (8:04:00 PM): *Was expecting that...*
Kiba (8:04:04 PM): O_O
Hinata (8:04:08 PM): ...I dont think slee--KYAA. *cling, scream*
Naruto (8:04:36 PM): -Reaches up and SNATCHES the bathroom door, holding onto the handle and whacking against the adjacent wall. ;_;- AAAHHHHWHATTHEHELLISTHIS.
Tenten (8:04:41 PM): CAN WE REFRAIN FROM THINGS LIKE THAT?!?!?!
Kabuto (8:04:48 PM): :)
Tenten (8:05:22 PM): @_@
Hinata (8:05:24 PM): *likes this seat--it doesnt move and helps her stay in one spot* @__@
Kiba (8:06:12 PM): *MIGHT be panicking a bit now* O______O
Kabuto (8:06:15 PM): *wheee*
Tenten (8:06:15 PM): -pulls at her skirt that had slipped up a little during the nice barrel roll-
Neji (8:06:35 PM): STOP IT!
Tenten (8:06:37 PM): -...and clings for dear life to the door frame-
Neji (8:06:45 PM): WHEN WE GET OFF THIS PLANE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Neji (8:06:49 PM): I'LL KEEL YOU DED!!!
Hinata (8:07:02 PM): ....everyone, please put on a seatbelt and remain from making him want to flip us more.
Neji (8:07:03 PM): *Going into hysterics*
Hinata (8:07:08 PM): *calls meekly from the back of the plane*
Kiba (8:07:16 PM): *twitch*
Sasuke (8:07:18 PM): *Would be sure Kabuto was trying to kill them if he wouldn't end up dying to.* How long until we get where you're taking us?
Kabuto (8:07:44 PM): Well, the turbulence has caused some delays ...
Sasuke (8:07:58 PM): How long? >_>
Tenten (8:08:02 PM): -snerks and rolls her eyes- Turbulence. Right.
Kabuto (8:08:14 PM): We'll see :-)
Naruto (8:08:26 PM): -Crawls hurriedly toward a row and plasters himself to the window.- ... There's... lots of ... blue... -...Blanches.-
Sasuke (8:08:31 PM): Do you even know where you're going?
Kabuto (8:08:36 PM): Of course.
Tenten (8:08:45 PM): -Thinks they're doomed-
Hinata (8:08:50 PM): *ALSO*
Tenten (8:08:53 PM): -so very doomed- >_>
Hinata (8:08:57 PM): *YUP*
Kiba (8:09:09 PM): *clings to the seat in front of him*
Neji (8:09:14 PM): *Wonders if wills written in blood will still be valid*
Hinata (8:09:22 PM): --Naruto-kun, I suggest a seatbelt, and deathgrip on anything closeby.
Sasuke (8:09:31 PM): *Death grip on the armrests*
Hinata (8:09:34 PM): *trying to be helpful!*
Kabuto (8:09:40 PM): *wobble*
Naruto (8:09:47 PM): -Hands on hips. Wanders into the middle of the row and lifts a placating hand toward Hinata.- Does anyone else know how to fly a plane before I throw Kabu-face out of a window?
Hinata (8:09:48 PM): *squeaks, freaked out*
Tenten (8:10:32 PM): o_o
Kabuto (8:10:33 PM): I heard that!
Naruto (8:11:02 PM): I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
Hinata (8:11:11 PM): *holds tighter!*
Hinata (8:11:15 PM): *expects the worst*
Naruto (8:11:22 PM): Did you go to Oto Flying School, Sasuke? >>
Naruto (8:11:32 PM): -Oblivious and a little stupid, yeah.-
Kabuto (8:11:37 PM): *laughs*
Sasuke (8:11:55 PM): >_> No. There is no flight school in Oto.
Kabuto (8:12:06 PM): Oh, as though we'd show it to you, Sasuke-kun. >_>'
Naruto (8:12:34 PM): ... So you're telling me there was one and you didn't go to it?
Sasuke (8:12:56 PM): As though anyone in Oto would need to learn to fly something like this. Ninja don't use planes.
Naruto (8:12:56 PM): You suck.
Kabuto (8:12:56 PM): A ninja should be prepared for every eventuality.
Sasuke (8:12:56 PM): There--! You--! *GLARES at him.* >_>
Tenten (8:12:57 PM): -Is too afraid to attempt to go to her seat as Kabuto is proned to doing spontaneous aerobatics-
Kabuto (8:13:32 PM): :)
Hinata (8:13:51 PM): *very happy to have her seats to cling to but crawls further up on the plane, towards the middle because the end doesnt seem so safe*
Tenten (8:14:22 PM): No more barrel rolls please.
Hinata (8:14:25 PM): *not to say anything here is safe*
Kabuto (8:14:28 PM): As you say :)
Sasuke (8:14:48 PM): *Twitching.* Oto doesn't even have an airport. Neither does Konoha, or any of the other major ninja villages. *Crosses arms and glares at a wall.* >_>
Tenten (8:15:02 PM): -Doesn't quite trust him- >_>
Naruto (8:15:08 PM): ALRIGHT WHATEVER. So no one knows how to fly. -SIGHS. Rolls up sleeves, confident and IN. CONTROL.- I'll just have to learn, then. Can't be too difficult. -Moves back toward the 'pit.-
Kabuto (8:15:13 PM): *gives her his best trustworthy smile*
Sasuke (8:15:30 PM): *Well, if we weren't dead before...*
Kiba (8:15:38 PM): ...
Hinata (8:15:41 PM): ...
Sasuke (8:15:45 PM): Naruto, you are not going to fly the plane. >_>
Tenten (8:15:55 PM): -Takes a step towards her seat, keeping one hand on the door frame-
Kiba (8:15:59 PM): If people tell him not to then he WILL.
Sasuke (8:16:09 PM): >_>
Hinata (8:16:18 PM): *almost trusts Kabuto more, since he at least knows what he's doing, despite the urge to flip them at random*
Naruto (8:16:20 PM): Shuddup, Bastard. I don't see anyone else volunteering. >| -...Takes Tenten's hand and helps her to a seat.- Careful, aneki~
Kabuto (8:16:36 PM): *whistles*
Tenten (8:16:38 PM): -Looks back at Kabuto-
Kabuto (8:16:53 PM): Hmmm.
Kabuto (8:17:08 PM): *gets up and locks the cockpit door*
Tenten (8:17:08 PM): Um...I still have a...job to do...?
Sasuke (8:17:08 PM): Naruto, you can't learn to land unless you see it done first and Kabuto clearly isn't going to anytime soon.
Naruto (8:17:19 PM): I-- ....
Naruto (8:17:20 PM): ....................
Naruto (8:17:28 PM): -Flat.-
Sasuke (8:17:37 PM): = =
Tenten (8:17:48 PM): ...Oh crud.
Kabuto (8:18:00 PM): *over speakers* Would all passengers please return to their seats ...
Kabuto (8:18:07 PM): :)
Sasuke (8:18:09 PM): . . . We should probably kick the cockpit door in, though.
Tenten (8:18:13 PM): Oh shit.
Kabuto (8:18:42 PM): *hums*
Naruto (8:18:47 PM): >_> I'll do you one better. -Slams a punch through the thin panel of glass and reaches around for the lock on the other side.-
Kabuto (8:18:59 PM): *raises eyebrow*
Kabuto (8:19:05 PM): *grabs Naruto's wrist*
Tenten (8:19:06 PM): -stands and watches in the isle-
Hinata (8:19:16 PM): Sit, Tenten.
Hinata (8:19:19 PM): Please?
Tenten (8:19:28 PM): In...a minute.
Naruto (8:19:28 PM): Shit-- -Makes an attempt at tugging his arm back.- o___o;
Hinata (8:19:31 PM): Its either a job or your life. *WORRY*
Sasuke (8:19:34 PM): Remember that we need him to land, Naruto. >_> *Worried he's going to do something stupid.*
Tenten (8:20:18 PM): -Stands ready to...stop him from killing their only hope of landing safely-
Kabuto (8:20:19 PM): Your broody friend is right, Naruto-kun. *presses his wrist into the broken glass and then lets go*
Sasuke (8:20:53 PM): *Is always right!*
Kabuto (8:20:56 PM): Sometimes you have to take chances :-)
Naruto (8:21:47 PM): -Cringes at the jagged slice of glass before ripping back once freed.- You guys -- I can't believe you don't trust me! When have I ever let you down? -Lifts the wrist and sucks the blood off. ... licklick.-
Tenten (8:22:12 PM): Otouto... -worried-
Sasuke (8:22:26 PM): . . . *Watches.*
Kabuto (8:22:30 PM): *smiles*
Hinata (8:22:33 PM): ...
Tenten (8:22:55 PM): Are you ok?
Kiba (8:23:41 PM): *DISTINCTLY UNNERVED*
Kiba (8:24:01 PM): *clings to Akamaru, who won't stop howling and was totally here all the time stfu*
Hinata (8:24:26 PM): [You try doing things on this plane! Youre likely to get it bit off when the plane spins!]
Tenten (8:24:39 PM): -Takes Naruto's hand and checks for shards of glass that may have been embedded inside-
Naruto (8:25:13 PM): -Groo~oowls, low and under his breath.- Fine. Stupid fuggin' four-eyed medicine boy thinks he's got one over me, now. -Kicks the cockpit door for good measure.- He'll get what he deserves.
Naruto (8:25:24 PM): -Lets her, frowning in that grumpy sort of way.-
Kabuto (8:25:29 PM): *smirks*
Naruto (8:25:59 PM): -Flicks a shard off the tip of his tongue.-
Sasuke (8:26:15 PM): . . . *Thinks that is so sexy*
Tenten (8:26:49 PM): -Takes out the cloth she was using to tie back her hair and wraps it around his wrist for now- That should hold until you heal yourself.
Kiba (8:27:03 PM): *whimper* THIS PLANE ISN'T FUN ANY MORE
Sasuke (8:27:21 PM): . . . It was fun before?
Kiba (8:27:27 PM): ...
Hinata (8:27:28 PM): *was thinking that!*
Kiba (8:27:29 PM): WELL
Kiba (8:27:32 PM): ...
Sasuke (8:27:33 PM): *Was totally unnerved from the start.*
Kiba (8:27:38 PM): KINDA YEAH.
Sasuke (8:27:44 PM): *shrugs*
Tenten (8:27:46 PM): Otouto, could you please take a seat before the captain decides to do something else?
Hinata (8:28:34 PM): ...guys, what happened to Neji-niisan? Can someone at least confirm that he's not foaming at the mouth...?
Naruto (8:28:45 PM): Gnn'thanks. Yeah, sure. ]: -Pulls the hand toward himself and rubs at the wound, lightly. Toddles past her and situates near Kiba. Almost regrets it.- ... -Does, actually. Kicks feet up onto the chair before himself.-
Hinata (8:28:45 PM): *not geting up!*
Kiba (8:28:47 PM): *rolls eyes* Rabies.
Tenten (8:29:11 PM): -sighs- -_-'
Tenten (8:29:33 PM): Would anyone like a drink to get past this...'discomfort'? I know I would.
Hinata (8:30:30 PM): *raises a hand warily before going back to her grip on the seat from the floor*
Sasuke (8:30:44 PM): *Would probably lose it anyway. Has a sensitive tummy. :[ Gives a shake of his head.*
Naruto (8:31:07 PM): -Thuds a fist into Kiba's chest, in that manly sort of ... >_> Affectionate way.- Stop freaking out. It makes me wanna freak out. -Already freaked out. Ignores that fact.-
Kiba (8:31:34 PM): What?
Kiba (8:31:37 PM): OW.
Kiba (8:31:40 PM): >_>
Naruto (8:31:43 PM): . . .
Tenten (8:31:56 PM): -Would smile reassuringly like a flight attendant should but...just can't seem to muster it up-
Kiba (8:31:57 PM): I'm not freaking out!
Naruto (8:32:00 PM): *__* Am I really that strong? -FIST.- YES. Yes, I am.
Kiba (8:32:04 PM): ...
Kabuto (8:32:11 PM): *is smiling, but not at all reassuringly*
Naruto (8:32:43 PM): And yes, yes you are. You sound like someone just stepped on your damn tail. -Lip twist.-
Hinata (8:32:50 PM): *not even bothering to be a good F.A. anymore*
Kiba (8:33:19 PM): ¬_¬
Tenten (8:33:26 PM): -Walks carefully down the isle to give Hinata her alcohol, knowing that she doesn't care what kind it is as long as she gets some-
Hinata (8:34:38 PM): --*takes it; was expecting water and kind of blinks* *in Hinataworld, drink = water* *not complaining, either way*
Hinata (8:34:41 PM): Thank you, Tenten.
Tenten (8:35:14 PM): -manages a shaky smile- No problem, Hinata.
Kiba (8:35:24 PM): Akamaru: *whine*
Kiba (8:35:00 PM): (Tut. Hinata should know that in Tentenworld, drink = alcohol.)
Hinata (8:35:32 PM): [She should, but she's currently in Hinataworld]
Hinata (8:35:36 PM): [And not moving. <3]
Kiba (8:35:42 PM): (<3)
Sasuke (8:35:57 PM): *Just... sits there. Stoically*
Kiba (8:36:02 PM): *considers slipping onto the floor to sit next to Akamaru and hug onto him*
Kiba (8:36:13 PM): ... *ends considering. does it*
Kiba (8:36:18 PM): *whine*
Kiba (8:36:20 PM): Akamaru: *whine*
Naruto (8:37:52 PM): -Watches.- .... -...Lip wibble.- ....
Tenten (8:37:57 PM): -sighs- ...We will now start serving the inflight meal...I guess.
Tenten (8:38:11 PM): That is if the captain refrains from any more barrel rolls.
Hinata (8:38:27 PM): ...
Kiba (8:38:41 PM): *doesn't appear to have heard Tenten; is having a quiet little scared doggy conversation with his doggy*
Naruto (8:38:48 PM): -Wibbling, wet, bigblueyes lift to Sasuke.- . . . -...Wibblewobble.-
Tenten (8:39:05 PM): -Really does need to organize her priorities better-
Kabuto (8:39:46 PM): *hum*
Kabuto (8:40:01 PM): *is done tormenting for the while; has to actually fly the plane too*
Tenten (8:41:24 PM): According to the pamplet found in the seat pocket in front of you our choice of meals include a chicken dinner, a delicious ham and cheese sandwich, as well as...
Tenten (8:41:51 PM): As well as what appears to be a fish fillet meal.
Kiba (8:42:00 PM): *sniffs*
Sasuke (8:42:20 PM): . . . What? = =
Tenten (8:42:25 PM): But before that I'll come around to hand you your complimentary cookie.
Hinata (8:42:31 PM): ...
Hinata (8:42:36 PM): *cookies make it better, right?*
Naruto (8:44:14 PM): -...Motions and pointpoints at Kiba and his cuddling puppy and and mouths something spastic and coo-like and -- ... incomprehensive. Point. Pointpoint.-
Tenten (8:44:18 PM): You will have a choice of beverages to choose from, all of which can be found in your pamplet-straightens out her skirt and walks to the front where the carts are-
Sasuke (8:45:28 PM): *Gets it. Stares.* = = *. . . Finally sighs, almost exasperated.* Fine, but I'm not moving.
Tenten (8:46:30 PM): -Finds the right cart and starts pushing it down the isle to pass out the cookies- Beverages anyone?
Kiba (8:46:38 PM): *whimper*
Kiba (8:46:42 PM): Akamaru: *barks*
Hinata (8:46:47 PM): *is in the middle of the plane, in the isle, and NOT moving*
Tenten (8:47:12 PM): -had thought she was in a seat-
Tenten (8:47:20 PM): -somewhere in the back-
Naruto (8:47:46 PM): O-shiruko, Tenten~ :D -Sing-songs while skipping by the cart, thumping into the seat next to Sasuke. Proceeds to ensnare him in a very warm embrace, nuzzling at his throat.-
Sasuke (8:48:14 PM): [ Is this a big plane with two aisles and seats in the middle or a smaller plane with only one aisle? ]
Hinata (8:48:25 PM): [I was thinking the latter.]
Kiba (8:48:37 PM): (Aye, me too.)
Tenten (8:48:40 PM): [I was thinking one isle because there aren't that many of us]
Sasuke (8:49:14 PM): [ *Always assumes it's the bigger kind, might have issues with size though, all right kthx* :D ]
Naruto (8:49:36 PM): [ D: It's more fun if there's two aisles. ]
Naruto (8:49:44 PM): [ Lots of room to sme--romp around. ]
Sasuke (8:50:05 PM): [ >> ]
Kiba (8:50:36 PM): *has reached the point of regression at which he doesn't really care about anything as long as he's still got Akamaru*
Tenten (8:52:26 PM): -hands Neji a complimentary cookie with a smile-
Kiba (8:52:33 PM): *is currently only communicating in dog*
Tenten (8:52:43 PM): Would you like something to drink?
Sasuke (8:53:02 PM): *Thinks Neji died-- oh nevermind*
Hinata (8:53:56 PM): *still surprised he's not foaming at the mouth*
Tenten (8:54:02 PM): -Gives Neji tea anyways and pushes the cart past him-
(8:53:56 PM) Sasuke has left the room.
(8:56:39 PM) Sasuke has entered the room.
Tenten (8:57:54 PM): -Stops next to Sasuke and Naruto, handing each two complimentary cookies- Beverage?
Naruto (8:58:05 PM): << O-shiruko?
Tenten (8:59:09 PM): -Looks to see if they have it...and oh! They do.- ^-^
Tenten (8:59:35 PM): -Hands Naruto a cup of O-shiruko-
Tenten (8:59:40 PM): And you Sasuke?
Sasuke (8:59:54 PM): >> I'm good.
Naruto (8:59:56 PM): *___* -...attempts to unwind from Sasuke to -- to -- ... ugh, there. Takes it. Re-winds.-
Tenten (9:00:57 PM): -Pushes the cart furter down the isle and stops next to Kiba cowering on the floor-
Tenten (9:01:05 PM): ...Cookie Kiba?
Neji (9:01:27 PM): You know....
Kiba (9:01:30 PM): *looks up*
Neji (9:01:37 PM): With all of these barrel rolls and all...
Tenten (9:01:37 PM): -offers a smile-
Kiba (9:01:42 PM): *whine*
Neji (9:01:51 PM): Doesn't that mean we'll run out of fuel faster?
Hinata (9:02:09 PM): ....
Tenten (9:02:10 PM): -Waves cookies- And one for Akamaru too of course.
Sasuke (9:02:11 PM): . . .
Kiba (9:02:15 PM): ...
Kiba (9:02:18 PM): *whimper*
Hinata (9:02:23 PM): *squeak*
Kiba (9:02:33 PM): *chews cookie fearfully*
Naruto (9:02:36 PM): .... -Cuddle.-
Tenten (9:02:41 PM): -Thinks she should have duct taped Neji's mouth shut-
Kiba (9:02:44 PM): Akamaru: *takes waved cookie in his mouth*
Sasuke (9:02:52 PM): I'm sure Kabuto has it all calculated out. >_> *Figures it's his ass too.*
Hinata (9:03:02 PM): I hope so...
Tenten (9:03:07 PM): Would you like a beverage Kiba?
Neji (9:03:10 PM): Why would he need to?
Neji (9:03:16 PM): I mean he poofed onto the friggin plane.
Neji (9:03:25 PM): He can probably poof out before we all die.
Naruto (9:03:34 PM): ......
Tenten (9:03:42 PM): ...Neji, don't make me knock you out.
Naruto (9:03:42 PM): Neji. Shut up. You're ruining my ... MY VIBE.
Neji (9:03:59 PM): *Doesn't know the meaning of "thinking postively"*
Sasuke (9:04:12 PM): *Is confident in his ass-kissing abilities. Kabuto wouldn't let Orochimaru's intended vessel die. ... Hopefully.* >_>
Kiba (9:04:14 PM): *clings to Akamaru*
Neji (9:04:24 PM): You ran away.
Naruto (9:04:29 PM): My libido's kicking in. If you do anything to hamper it... >| It's your ass.
Kabuto (9:04:31 PM): *has it plenty calculated out*
Neji (9:04:35 PM): For all we know Orochimaru probably already found a replacement
Tenten (9:04:43 PM): ...
Tenten (9:04:45 PM): Neji.
Sasuke (9:04:45 PM): *Rolls eyes and-- Turns and frowns at Naruto.*
Tenten (9:04:48 PM): Dearest.
Neji (9:05:00 PM): Neh?
Kabuto (9:05:06 PM): *over speakers* There'll be remains. There's always cloning, Sasuke-kun.
Tenten (9:05:15 PM): -Fake smiling like a flight attendant can- Shut up.
Neji (9:05:19 PM): See?
Sasuke (9:05:19 PM): *twitches* Thank you, Kabuto.
Neji (9:05:20 PM): I win.
Neji (9:05:35 PM): What?
Sasuke (9:05:35 PM): *Rolls eyes* Sure, Neji.
Neji (9:05:39 PM): I'm only being realistic.
Tenten (9:05:49 PM): Just...shut it.
Neji (9:05:50 PM): So what we have to do is....
Tenten (9:05:52 PM): Shut it now!
Neji (9:05:57 PM): *waves everyone in closer*
Sasuke (9:06:01 PM): . . . *Thinks Neji is being psychotic. Didn't realize he was so jittery.*
Naruto (9:06:05 PM): -Not moving.-
Sasuke (9:06:28 PM): *Isn't either. Rests head on Naruto -- because it's easier.*
Neji (9:06:29 PM): Fine.
Neji (9:06:32 PM): I'll say the plan out loud.
Neji (9:06:55 PM): I'm sure he wouldn't do something about it if he heard our only likely chance to survive. >_>
Tenten (9:06:58 PM): -sighs as she returns the cart to the front-
Naruto (9:07:46 PM): . . . -Still doesn't care very much anymore. Manages to ship the O-shiruko while nestling in closer over the seats.-
Neji (9:08:10 PM): *sighs*
Tenten (9:08:59 PM): -wishes she had worn stockings as her legs are getting cold-
Kabuto (9:10:16 PM): (Uuugh. Totally not tired yet but I'm gonna have to go to bed now if I want my mum not to come and be nerky on me)
(9:10:38 PM) Kiba has left the room.
Naruto (9:10:44 PM): [ Oh shit who's gonna -- ... ]
Tenten (9:10:46 PM): [And we have no pilot]
Sasuke (9:10:46 PM): [ Oh shit, there goes our pilot. ]
TO BE CONTINUED HERE