Alpha Dog

Title: Alpha Dog
Type: Fanfic
Fandom: Naruto
Theme: "When Shino got his position as the Rokudaime's bodyguard, he never thought he'd spend so much time flying bugs into people's eyes so they'd stop staring at her breasts."
Character(s): Aburame Shino; brief mention of Tenten, Hatake Kakashi, Inuzuka Kiba
Pairing(s): Implications of Shino/Tenten
Warning(s): A funny way of mentioning sexual themes.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but these words.
Note: Written as a reply to a First Sentence Meme request.
Dedicated to: Um... whoever made the request I suppose.

When Shino got his position as the Rokudaime's bodyguard, he never thought he'd spend so much time flying bugs into people's eyes so they'd stop staring at her breasts...

( It wouldn't have been so bad if... )